Game Details
System: Nintendo Wii
Music: New remixes of old favorites.
Graphics: Mario Kart Wii Style
Price: 50 USA Dollars
Gameplay: It's Mario Kart! What do you think?
Controls: Compatible with Wii Remote/Wheel and GameCube Controller. Both options use the same controls as Mario Kart Wii, though since there aren’t any bikes in the game, wheelies are not available.
Description
This game features the greatness of Lemmy's Land, in Mario Kart form. It has four major modes: Lemmy's Land Mode, Villains Classic Mode, Minion Competition, and Mission Mode. I'll give a description of each after the characters in the game. Each one features a different group of characters all at your disposal to annoy with your backseat, er, controlled driving. Now, get out there and drive!
Characters
Each Character has his or her own kart, which comes with its own stats. Each character has speed and weight stats that gets added to the kart's for the grand total. Each character appears in at least two modes of gameplay, which are specified. Each character is in a weight class (heavy, light, and medium), which is also specified. A character can drive any kart that someone in its weight class owns.
The Villains
The Villains are playable in Villains Mode and some are playable in Mission Mode.
Bowser: The Koopa King is back once again. Bowser is a heavyweight.
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
Bowser drives the Koopa King, returning from Mario Kart: Double Dash
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 1
Weight: 5
Handling: 3
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 2
Bowser Jr: The little brute, Bowser's eighth child, Bowser Jr. is here! Bowser Jr. is a medium weight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Bowser Jr. drives the Hurricane, gifted to him from Bowser from Mario Kart DS
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 1
Weight: 3
Handling: 5
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 1
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 5
Kamek:
Bowser's Magikoopa minion, Kamek is present. Kamek is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Kamek drives the Tempest. The Tempest is basically a broomstick with two wheels on small stilts where the straw and stick connect, with a seat on top of that. It is magically balanced not to fall.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 1
Handling: 2
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 5
Items: 3
Wart: Why is Wart here, you ask? The answer lies in your dreams. Wart is a heavyweight.
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
Wart drives the Dream Tyrant, which is basically the Koopa King colored teal, without horns and hair, but with a crown.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 3
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 4
Lord Crump: And with that... POW! Lord Crump is here! Lord Crump is a medium weight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Lord Crump drives the Magnus von Kart, which is a Magnus von Grapple robot without the arms and legs, but with a set of wheels. He sits in the cockpit.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 4
Handling: 1
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 5
Items: 5
Fawful: I HAVE FURY BECAUSE FAWFUL IS HERE TO BE THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM! IT GIVES ME MUCH FURY TO POINT OUT IN OBVIOUSNESS THAT FAWFUL IS A LIGHTWEIGHT!
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Fawful drives the Headgear 4000, which is extremely similar to the Poltergust 4000 from Mario Kart DS. The only difference is that it's dark blue and has a large, transparent tank on the back.
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 1
Weight: 3
Handling: 4
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 1
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 5
O'Chunks: Yer don't stand a wee chance against O'Chunks an his mighty chunks! Chunks away! O'Chunks be a might heavyweight!
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
O'Chunks drives the Chunker, which is similar to the Tyrant of Mario Kart DS, only blockier with dark red and white vertical stripes.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 4
Handling: 3
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 2
Princess Shroob: She destroys all interlopers! Princess Shroob is here! Princess Shroob is a medium weight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Princess Shroob drives the Racing Throne, which is basically a super fancy wheelchair.
Speed: 2
Acceleration: 5
Weight: 2
Handling: 5
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 1
Items: 5
Kammy: The "beautiful" Kammy Koopa is here! Yeah, that's about all the intro she gets. Kammy is a lightweight.
Speed: 5
Weight: 1
Kammy drives the Yellow-Blockmobile, which is simply a streamlined Yellow Block with a hollowed out place to sit.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 1
Handling: 5
Drift: 5
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 1
Items: 5
Roy: Roy's here to beat all other racers into submission! Roy is a heavyweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Roy drives the Dragonfly, which is the same Kart Tractor that Wario had in Mario Kart DS. Guess he stole it.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 4
Handling: 3
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 1
Items: 5
Iggy: The one Roy always beats up! Iggy, the tech-genius is here! Iggy is a middleweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Iggy drives the Igg-Lgs, which is a modified version of the ROB-LGS from Mario Kart DS. It's basically the same thing, only with a cockpit on top to steer and sit.
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 3
Handling: 5
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 2
Lemmy: The owner of the Land! Lemmy, clown king, is here! Lemmy is a lightweight. Lemmy is also playable in Lemmy's Land Mode.
Speed: 5
Weight: 1
Lemmy drives the Super Ball, which resembles a giant green ball with a star on it (much like the one he rolls on) with a wheels in a pattern like a tricycle. The top of the ball is hollowed out so the driver can sit inside and steer.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 5
Weight: 2
Handling: 2
Drift: 5
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 4
Morton: *Description cut out because it takes over five hours to simply get to the point that Morton is playable and that he is a heavyweight.*
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Morton drives the Talk Kart, which resembles a van with an open-air driving seat, with a giant megaphone on the roof.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 4
Handing: 1
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 2
Larry: Larry is here! Why is his intro so boring? He stole the good one. Larry is a middleweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Larry drives the Piranha Pipe. It is extremely similar to the Piranha Pipes from Mario Kart: Double Dash, except it's only one pipe. Guess he could only steal one.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 3
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 3
Wendy: Wendy is here! And she's a LIGHTWEIGHT?! There must be a mistake... *slap* ... Wendy's here! And she's a lightweight! COOL!
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Wendy drives a version of the Cheep Charger from Mario Kart Wii. This one is larger, the Cheep Cheep is frowning, and it's red. I seriously think almost all the Koopalings stole their karts.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 5
Weight: 3
Handling: 3
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 4
Wario: Is he really a villain? Or is he just too greedy for his own good? Wario is a heavyweight.
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
Wario drives the Vault Car. It's like an old horse-drawn stagecoach, complete with a seat for the driver to sit in at the front, and the back is a "vault" where Wario can store all his money.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 2
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 5
Waluigi:
Nobody in this game cheats... except this guy. Waluigi is also a heavyweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Waluigi drives the Gold Mantis, the same kart from Mario Kart DS. Why? Well, there might be 2 reasons. The first is Wario stole all his money, the second is that I like the Gold Mantis.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 4
Handling: 4
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 2
That's all the villains that don't need to be unlocked. Unlockables will come later.
The Tourists
Finally! The group you've been waiting for! The Tourists appear in Lemmy's Land Mode, Forum Battle Mode, and some appear in Mission Mode. Enjoy!
General Toad: What? Of course I'm putting myself first! General Toad is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
General Toad drives the Shroom Bomber, which is basically the Mushmellow's, from Mario Kart DS, Mushroom top with green spots instead of red, with the Dry Bomber's, also from Mario Kart DS, missile launcher on the front of it. This is then on top of the main platform of the Dry Bomber that held up the seat.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 2
Handling: 5
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 2
iDown: Formally Ice Toad, iDown is here! iDown is a middleweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
iDown drives the Down Kart. It's a kart in the shape of an arrow pointing.... down. Yeah. Pretty simple.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 3
Handling: 4
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 3
Blaze Koopa:
El Koopa de Blaze! Vea, General Sapo habla espanol tambien! Blaze is a heavyweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Blaze drives the Blazin' Car. It's a large sports car that has spikes sticking out of the wheels and rocket engines in the back. It has a plow on the front and is painted in a fiery design.
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 5
Handling: 2
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 1
Phantos67: Phantos67 the great Phanto is here! Phantos is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Phantos drives the Phantomodbile. It's a kart shaped like a giant Phanto sitting on its back. The driver sits on top where the steering wheel is on the Phanto's forehead.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 2
Handling: 4
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 5
Items: 3
Maguskoopa: Roy's assistant, Maguskoopa is here! Magus is a middleweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Magus drives the Spectator Box. It's a small, fenced off box on wheels, similar to a boxing ring. The driver sits in a little folding metal chair.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 4
Handling: 2
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 5
Waluigi’s Twin: Waluigi's tourist twin, Waluigi’s Twin is here! Waluigi Twin is a heavyweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Waluigi’s Twin drives the Zipper from Mario Kart DS. How did he get it? He probably stole it from his twin.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 4
Handling: 3
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 3
Yoshi Kid: The tourist and not the character! Yoshi Kid is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Yoshi Kid drives the Scribble Egg. It's similar to the Egg 1 of Mario Kart DS, only the lines are blurred and scribbly, as if someone purposefully wrote it into a story where horrible things happen and nothing makes sense.
Speed: 2
Acceleration: 5
Weight: 2
Handling: 5
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 3
Zz1666: Zz, son of Jonathan Jones (JJ!), is here. Zz is a middleweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Zz drives the Ship Wreck. It's a kart, almost similar to a parade float, shaped like an ancient ship wreck. The driver steers where the wheel on an actual ship is!
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 5
Handling: 3
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 4
Crankymama5452: Is she really cranky? Or really a mama? Or really 5452?! Go ask Mr. Owl. Crankymama is a middleweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Crankymama drives the Super Blooper. It resembles the kart of the same name in Mario Kart Wii, painted white with blue racing stripes. It's also a little bigger. Ya know, to make it more super.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 4
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 3
The Dryest Bones: The Dryest of the Dry, but is he the fastest of the Bones? The Dryest Bones is here! TDB is a Lightweight.
Speed: 5
Weight: 1
The Dryest Bones rides in, oddly, the Dry Gear. It's an obvious ripoff of the Metal Gear REX design, though minimized to the point where Bowser could (barely) fit into it. It replaces the mechanical structure of the beast with a very dull, white material, giving off the look of bones. The legs of the gear are also replaced with a few anti-gravity generators, allowing the machine to take flight. And, of course, the cannon and the radome are removed. The Dryest Bones sits in an elongated cockpit, the square body of the machine behind him.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 3
Handling: 2
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 1
Rex Koopa: Formally L33tSlegeBrother, Rex Koopa is here! Rex is a heavyweight. Why is a Koopa a heavyweight? Ummm... Just read the stats!
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Kart:
Rex drives the Koopa Rex. It resembles a Koopa shell on wheels, where the driver sits on top, but it's purple and has spikes and wings on it, like a Rex.
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 1
Weight: 4
Handling: 3
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 4
Your Twin the Fourth: Supposedly Iggy's twin, but I think Lemmy has something to say about that! YTtF is a middleweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
YTtF drives the Shell Speeder. It resembles a blue spiked Koopa shell on wheels and has a flamethrower on the front that billows out fire when the kart gets to top acceleration. It also has some exhaust pipes on the back, and the initials "YTtF" are on both sides of the shell. The shell is hollowed out so the driver can sit in it.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 3
Handling: 3
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 5
Items: 3
Teela Yoshi: Normally I have a slightly funny remark here. But I'm at a loss. Teela is a lightweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Teela drives the Turbo Teela. It resembles the Turbo Yoshi of Mario Kart: Double Dash, except this one looks like Teela, complete with fangs.
Speed: 2
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 3
Handling: 4
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 5
P.T. Piranha: The name's Piranha. P.T. Piranha. P.T. is a middleweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
P.T. drives the P.T. Prowler. It greatly resembles the Piranha Prowler from Mario Kart Wii painted so as to look like Petey Piranha, only it has the letters "P.T." posted on the sides.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 3
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 4
Crazy Packers Fan: Is he really Crazy? Or is he just a plain Packers Fan? Eh, I'm going with just crazy. CPF is a heavyweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
CPF drives the Punted Football. It resembles a giant football on wheels with a rocket engine in the back. I really do think this guy is crazy.
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 1
Weight: 3
Handling: 3
Drift: 5
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 2
Lord Seth: I think his name is strange. What?! Heh heh! I mean, Lord Seth is awesome! And I'm not saying that because he has a laser pointed at me! Lord Seth is middleweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Lord Seth drives the Latest Secret Project. I could tell you what it looks like, but I would have to destroy you. Use your imagination!
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 3
Handling: 4
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 5
Fried the Hen: Known by many names, all seeming to involve hens, roosters, and something fried. FtH is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 4
FtH drives the Running Chicken. It looks like a large metal chicken, with wheels on its legs. The driver sits on its back. How does it stand on two wheels?
Speed: 2
Acceleration: 5
Weight: 3
Handling: 2
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 2
Dark Koopa: Again, we run into the problem of a heavyweight Koopa. Maybe all his balloons are weighing him down. Wait, shouldn't that make him lighter? Are they inflated?! Dark Koopa is a heavyweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Dark drives the Dark Balloon. It's seriously a dark-colored balloon on wheels. Seriously. The string drags behind the kart. The driver sits on top with a lone steering wheel.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 2
Handling: 2
Drift: 5
Off-Road: 1
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 5
Thumbs: You know, that guy who helps Dark. Thumbs is a middleweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Thumbs drives the Lakicloud. It looks like a Lakitu cloud on wheels. Simple.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 2
Handling: 5
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 4
Dark Boo: The tourist, not the minion! Dark Boo is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Dark Boo drives the Dark Whomp. The Dark Whomp is a small, Whomp-shaped kart, where the driver sits on its back and steers. Pretty easy. Oh, and since it's the DARK Whomp, it's purple.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 3
Handling: 3
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 1
Items: 5
Latisha Banks: The great artist, Latisha Banks is here! LB is a heavyweight. Why? Well, honestly to make the game balanced.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
LB drives the Art Kart. The Art Kart is special, as it randomly picks another (heavyweight) kart from the game and appears as that kart. The only differences are that it appears "sketchy" and that it has the following stats:
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 2
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 3
Sgt. Fly: Is this guy really a Sergeant? And can he fly? Sgt. Fly is a middleweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Sgt. Fly drives the Fly Kart. It's a kart. With wings. NO WAY. When it's off the ground, the wings will flap! Too bad it won't lift the kart.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 3
Handling: 5
Drift: 5
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 2
Blue Boo: Another Boo. Is he related to Big Blue Boo? Try asking that five times fast. Blue Boo is a lightweight.
Speed: 5
Weight: 1
Blue Boo drives the Blue Boo. Seriously? It's a large mechanical Blue Boo on wheels. The driver sits on its head.
Speed: 2
Acceleration: 5
Weight: 1
Handling: 5
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 4
Fireball: Again... I'm at a loss for a funny comment. Eh. WHAT? Fireball is a LIGHTWEIGHT? PATTERN BREAK!
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Fireball drives the... Fireball. It's a fireball... on wheels. Woah.
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 2
Handling: 4
Drift: 5
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 2
Unlockable Characters
Yep, you get to unlock some characters. Only villain characters are unlockable, but there are more unlockable than originally available. Here they are.
Dry Bowser: Yep, one canon game and here he is in his second Mario Kart! Unlock him by beating Minion Competition Mode with Dry Bones. Dry Bowser is a heavyweight.
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
Dry Bowser drives the Dry King, which is identical to Bowser's kart, the Koopa King, only it is gray and... dry looking.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 5
Handling: 4
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 4
Grodus: Sir Grodus, leader of the Secret Society of the X-Nauts, is here! Unlock him by beating the Mushroom Cup with Lord Crump. Grodus is a mediumweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Grodus drives the X-Kart. It was designed to drive on the Moon, so it resembles a moon buggy. What makes it the X-Kart is that it has an X-Naut X on the side.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 3
Handling: 5
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 2
Mimi: Mimimimimimimimi! The female copycat, Mimi, is here! Unlock her by beating Mission Number 1. Mimi is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Mimi drives the True Mimi. It resembles "True Mimi" with four legs, and on each leg is a wheel. The driver sits on top of "True Mimi".
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 1
Handling: 1
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 5
Items: 5
Kamella: The third Magikoopa, Kamella is here! Unlock Kamella by beating any cup with Kamek. Kamella is a heavyweight.
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
Kamella drives the Lunar Airship, which looks like a mini version of the airships she commanded in Super Mario Galaxy on wheels and with a driving seat.
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 5
Handling: 3
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 2
Count Bleck: Blehehehehehe BLECK! Master of the Dark Prognosticus, Count Bleck is here! Unlock Count Bleck by beating any cup with O'Chunks and Mimi. Count Bleck is a mediumweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Count Bleck drives The Void. It's basically a large purple and black circular disk tilted forward to make it more aerodynamic on wheels. The driver sits in a set in the middle.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 3
Handling: 3
Drift: 5
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 2
Dimentio: And he arrives, like an unexpected wind at a kindergarten picnic! Unlock Dimentio by beating the Special Cup on 100cc or greater with Count Bleck. Dimentio is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Dimentio drives the Kart D. It's 256 times more powerful than your average kart! Nah, not really. It looks like a normal kart, only it is colored in that weird wavy green pattern that Dimension D is.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 2
Handling: 5
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 3
Petey Piranha: That oversized walking Piranha Plant, Petey is here! Unlock Petey by beating Minion Competition with Piranha Plant. Petey is a heavyweight.
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
Petey drives the Pipe Jumbo. It resembles the DK Jumbo of Mario Kart: Double Dash, only it is made out of warp pipes instead of barrels.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 3
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 3
Cackletta: The Bean witch, Cackletta is here! Unlock her by beating the Flower Cup with Fawful. Cackletta is a mediumweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Cackletta drives the Spirit Kart. It is a normal kart only it's made out of that purple cloud stuff her spirit is made out of.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 3
Handling: 4
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 3
General Guy: You, sir, will lose to General Guy. Unlock him by beating Mission 2. General Guy is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
General Guy drives the Shy Tank, which is his tank from Paper Mario, only smaller. The driver sits in the port-hole on top, and a steering wheel is at arm level.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 3
Handling: 4
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 4
Goomboss: Not smarter than your average Goomba. Goomboss, the grand poo-bah Goomba, is here. Unlock him by beating Minion Competition Mode with Goomba. Goomboss is a heavyweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Goomboss drives the Goom Carriage. It's a platform with Goomba-like wheels with a canopy on top so poor Goomboss doesn’t get a sunburn.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 4
Handing: 2
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 4
King Boo: Boo! King Boo! Heh heh... Unlock King Boo by beating Minion Competition with Boo. King Boo is a middleweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
King Boo drives the Anti-Vacuum. It resembles the Super Poltergust 3001 from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, only the vacuum head is on the back, propelling the kart with blown air.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 4
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 1
Mini-Turbo: 5
Items: 2
Popple: He'll be winning this, see? Unlock him by beating Mission 3. Popple is a lightweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Popple drives the Getaway Kart. It resembles the Wario Kart of Mario Kart: Double Dash, only it has a Beanbean-style happy face on the front and is painted with green, purple, and black stripes.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 3
Handling: 4
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 5
Koopa Bros: Hi-yaaaa! Here come the Koopa Bros! The coolest of cool! Unlock the Koopa Bros. by beating Minion Competition with Koopa. The Koopa Bros. sit on each other's heads, so together they are heavyweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
The Koopa Bros. drive the False Koopa King, which is identical to Bowser's Kart only it appears to be made out of cardboard.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 2
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 5
The Crystal King: I'm afraid that you’re going to lose to the Crystal King. Unlock him by beating Mission 4. The Crystal King is a mediumweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
The Crystal King drives the Crystal Kart. It's like a classic Mario kart, only it's made of crystal. How nifty.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 4
Handling: 4
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 5
Lakithunder:: Lakithunder, wielder of thunder, is here! Unlock him by beating Minion Competition with Spiny. Lakithunder is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Lakithunder drives the Falling Thunder. It bears resemblance to the Shooting Star of Mario Kart DS, only it is the shape of a thunderbolt. On a side note, it billows a constant puff of dark clouds.
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 1
Weight: 1
Handling: 5
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 5
Items: 3
The Smorg: Smorg! Smooooooooooooooooorg! Unlock Smorg by beating Mission 5. Smorg is a heavyweight.
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
The Smorg drives the Smorg Kart. It's a kart... made out of Smorg. When The Smorg drives it, it looks like a cloud of Smorg flying across the track!
Speed: 2
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 5
Handling: 5
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 2
Items: 3
Boom Boom: Boom Boom will make you go boom boom! Unlock Boom Boom by beating Minion Competition with Hammer Bro. Boom Boom is a middleweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Boom Boom drives the Boom Shell. It looks like a spikey Koopa shell flipped upside-down, with wheels and a driver's seat.
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 2
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 3
Doopliss: You got it now, Slick? Doopliss is playable! Unlock him by beating any cup with Mimi and King Boo. Doopliss is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Doopliss drives the Sheet. It's a sheet in the shape of a kart. Who knows if there's even anything under it!
Speed: 2
Acceleration: 5
Weight: 1
Handling: 5
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 1
Items: 5
Smithy: With Smithy, you can create a world of WEAPONS! Err, you can do well in races! Yeah, that's it! Unlock Smithy by beating the Special Cup on 150cc with Bowser and Wart.
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
Smithy drives the Machine Made. It's made of a gray material in the style that Yaridovich was built in, but otherwise resembles a normal kart.
Speed: 5
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 4
Handling: 5
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 2
Mini-Turbo: 1
Items: 5
Chef Torte: Zorry to haft kept you vaiting... Heir ist Chef Torte. Unlock Chef Torte by beating the Star Cup on 150cc with Lemmy and any cup in Lemmy's Land mode with any character. Chef Torte is also playable in Lemmy's Land mode when unlocked. Chef Torte is a middleweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Chef Torte drives the Cake Pan. It looks like cake pan on wheels, with cake still in it! Luckily, there's a slice missing so that makes room for the seat and steering wheel!
Speed: 2
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 4
Handling: 2
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 5
Tutankoopa: You! You ignored all those scary warnings about how hard it was to unlock Tutankoopa, and you didn't have the common sense to just leave it at that?! Unlock Tutankoopa by playing Time Trial on the Desert Land and Yold Desert tracks. Tutankoopa is a lightweight.
Speed: 3
Weight: 3
Tutankoopa drives the Chomp Chariot, which is a chariot-like kart that was two wheels on the compartment, and one wheel on the fake Chain Chomp that is pulling it.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 3
Handling: 2
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 5
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 4
The Shadow Queen: By no means is this Peach! Unlock the Shadow Queen by beating the Special Cup on 150cc with Smithy. The Shadow Queen is a heavyweight.
Speed: 1
Weight: 5
Why does a 1,000-year-old demon need a kart?! Well, fine. The Shadow Queen drives the 1,000 Year Coffin. It's a stone coffin on wheels. The driver sits inside.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 3
Weight: 5
Handling: 3
Drift: 1
Off-Road: 1
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 5
Francis: Nerrr herrr herrrr herrrr... Francis is so hiiiiiiiiiiii-technical! Unlock Francis by beating Minion Competition with Squiglet. Francis is a middleweight.
Speed: 2
Weight: 4
Francis drives the Meowbit. It looks like a giant pixilated Meowmaid on wheels. Strangely, its mouth is wide open and the driver sits and steers on its tongue. This is Francis we're talking about, remember.
Speed: 2
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 5
Handling: 2
Drift: 2
Off-Road: 4
Mini-Turbo: 4
Items: 3
Jr. Troopa: He's your worst nightmare! Unlock Jr. Troopa by beating the Mushroom Cup on 100cc with Lord Crump and O'Chunks. Jr. Troopa is a lightweight.
Speed: 4
Weight: 2
Jr. Troopa drives the Jr. Egg. It's half of an eggshell on wheels. The driver sits inside. Pretty simple.
Speed: 4
Acceleration: 2
Weight: 1
Handling: 3
Drift: 4
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 5
Items: 4
The Minions
The Minions are playable in Minion Brawl Mode and some are playable in Mission Mode. All drive in the same kart, the Minion Kart, which is a plain kart that varies in color depending on the driver. Its stats are as follows:
Speed: 3
Acceleration: 4
Weight: 3
Handling: 4
Drift: 3
Off-Road: 3
Mini-Turbo: 3
Items: 3
Now for the minions:
Goomba: Just a Goomba.
Speed: 2
Weight: 2
Kart Color: Brown
Boo: Boo!
Speed: 3
Weight: 1
Kart Color: White
Piranha Plant: Don't get too close...
Speed: 1
Weight: 3
Kart Color: Green
Koopa: A plain 'ol Koopa.
Speed: 2
Weight: 2
Kart Color: Lime Green.
Squiglet: It's not 2D!
Speed: 2
Weight: 2
Kart Color: Pink
Dry Bones: Rawr! Imma gonna eat you!
Speed: 1
Weight: 3
Kart Color: Gray
Shy Guy: ...
Speed: 3
Weight: 1
Kart Color: Red
Snifit: Sniff! It!
Speed: 2
Weight: 2
Kart Color: Black
Bob-omb: BOOM!
Speed: 3
Weight: 1
Kart Color: Blue
Hammer Bro: He'll bash your skull in.
Speed: 1
Weight: 3
Kart Color: Yellow
Spiny: Lakitu dropped it.
Speed: 2
Weight: 2
Kart Color: Orange
Blooper: Bloop! No longer an item!
Speed: 2
Weight: 2
Kart Color: White- and Black-Striped
There aren’t any unlockable minions.
Modes
Ok! This is where things get exciting! As I mentioned, there are four modes: Lemmy's Land Mode, Villains Classic Mode, Minion Competition, Battle Mode, and Missions Mode. I'll give a run down of each of them, starting with Villains Classic Mode.
Villains Classic Mode
This is the basic mode, the kind that exists in every other Mario Kart. You start out with the Mushroom, Flower, Star, and Special Cups unlocked, with several others unlockable.
-The Mushroom Cup-
Grass Land: Ahh, Grass Land. It's a simple circle, with absolutely no hazards. There's nothing to see except trees... and grass.
Music: Super Mario Bros. 1 Overworld Racing Remix
X-Naut Fortress: Hope you didn't get too used to Grass Land! The X-Naut Fortress features sprawling halls with many sharp turns. Please refrain from crashing into wandering X-Nauts. The X-Naut Fortress also gives you a scenic view of the Moon's beautifully boring landscape every time you pass a window.
Music: X-Naut Fortress
Desert Land: Also known as Desert Land. Like all previous desert tracks, complete with Pokeys, quicksand, and sand that slows your kart to a crawl.
Music: Gritzy Desert Racing Remix
Yold Desert: Another desert?! At first, it seems like you’re going to crash into a block wall, but you’re flipped into a different dimension, allowing you to race around it! Every so often Fracktail will descend from the cars and either pick you up and move you forward, or pick you up and throw you behind.
Music: Fracktail and O'Chunks Battle Medley
Sub-con Field: Pretty basic for the fifth track. It's just a field in Sub-con resembling previous tracks like Donut Plains. On the final lap Fryguy appears overhead and rains fire down.
Music: Super Mario Bros. 2 Overworld Racing Remix
-The Flower Cup-
Water Land: A nice change from the deserts! It's a circle track again, only this time there are four islands connected by rail-less bridges. Beware flying Cheep Cheeps.
Music: Big Blooper Appears (SPM)
The Shroob Mothership: Almost a circle! Race around the perimeter, but then get shot up an elevator! At the top, race around in a circle again, go back down the elevator, and lap around! Beware Shroob Turrets and the occasional wave of green slime.
Music: Partners in Time Boss Battle
Giant Land: Everything is HUGE! It's ANOTHER circle track, but this one is covered in Giant Thwomps trying to squish you, giant roaming Goombas, and giant hammers being thrown by giant Hammer Bros. from the sidelines!
Music: Giant Land Map Racing Remix
Mt. Lavalava: A track virtually identical to DK Mountain of Mario Kart: Double Dash. There are only two main differences, the first being the barrel cannon has been replaced with a normal canon, and the second being that the volcano is actually erupting! For the first two laps, lava seeps down the trail, but by the third, fire is falling from the sky! Music: Lava Piranha Battle Part 2
Joke's End: The track is divided into two sections. The first is level with the finish line. In the second you have to ride an air vent, coming back down to the finish line by a corkscrew staircase. Beware waves of hot soup.
Music: Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga Boss Battle
-The Star Cup-
Sky Land: You start out on a small patch of grass, but are almost immediately blasted up into the clouds by a gust of wind. Up here, watch out for holes and flying creatures. Music: Super Mario Galaxy Flying Loop
Bowser Jr's Playroom: A Baby Park-like track! It's only an oval that takes about 10 seconds per lap! Complete with all the toys a tyrant in the making could ask for!
Music: Baby Park
Ice Land: Combine Frappe Snowland and DK Pass and what do you get? Why, Ice Land of course! Complete with Snowmen and cliffs you really want to avoid!
Music: Frappe Snowland Ice Land Style Remix.
Pipe Land: This one's a simple track, in the shape of a warp pipe. What's the catch? The track is made of warp pipes, and every so often, a Piranha Plant pops up. There aren’t any rails, so if you fall off, you fall off.
Music: Super Mario RPG Forest Maze Pipe Organ Remix.
Waluigi Stadium 2: Waluigi's new stadium! Much like the original, only with more traps, like roving Bob-ombs and falling boulders.
Music: Super Smash Bros. Brawl Waluigi Pinball Remix.
-The Special Cup-
Bob-omb Battle Field: This track is a long oval, with two sharp turns. The Bob-omb Buddies and the Black Bob-ombs are based on opposite sides of the track and are launching projectiles at each other, so watch out for flying objects!
Music: Peach's Secret Slide
Wario Coliseum 2: Wario has a new turf now too! The difference from the first one? It's now twice as long, with even more loops, jumps, and turns! It’s so large that you’ll only go around once during the race.
Music: Waluigi Stadium
Kamek's Castle: Kamek gets his own castle too! Think of this like the Bowser Castle from Mario Kart: Double Dash without the Thwomps, Bullet Bills, or lava. Kamek doesn’t like those things. But he does like giant roaming Shy Guys that crash your kart if you get too close to them.
Music: Yoshi's Island Mini-Boss
Bowser's Castle: Yet again, a Mario Kart game can't be complete without a new Bowser’s Castle! I'll let you use your imagination for this. We all know what Bowser’s Castles are like.
Music: Previous Bowser Castle Medley
Rainbow Road: Similar to the Rainbow Roads of Mario Kart DS and Mario Kart Double Dash, only there’s a catch here. The rainbow is inversed. Why? Well, this is a game featuring the bad guys! Complete with loops, corkscrews, flips, upside downs, and all sorts of turns that you can fall off of!
Music: Past Rainbow Road Medley
--Unlockable Cups--
-The Hammer Cup- Unlock by unlocking Dry Bowser, Goomboss, Lakithunder, The Koopa Bros, and King Boo
Dark Land: What do you get when you combine the peril of Pipe Land, Giant Land, Desert Land, and Water Land, only with all the water turned to lava? Dark Land of course!
Music: Mario and Luigi Partners in Time, Bowser Battle
Goomba Road: Similar to Bob-omb Battlefield, as it's a simple oval. (Also similar to Baby Park.) All you have to watch out for here is roaming Goombas and falling Goomnuts.
Music: Paper Mario Goomba King Battle
Thunder Mountain: Thunder Mountain is a tall mountain that is in a constant storm. The track is relatively simple, as it only consists of racing up the mountain and then back down, but going up you are hindered by puddles, rolling boulders, and lightning that shrinks you, and going down you are hindered by shrinking lightning, puddles, and quickmud, mud that sucks you underneath it if you linger too long.
Music: Cool Cool Mountain Organ Remix
The Koopa Bros’ Fortress: Almost an easier version of Bowser's Castle. Just watch out for breaks in the wall that send you into cages you have to back out of, and bottomless pits.
Music: Koopa Bros. Battle
King Boo's Mansion: King Boo has a mansion too! You start in front of the entrance, racing up the stairs, through some rooms, out a large, shattered window, through a graveyard, UNDER the mansion via the outdoor basement entrance, pop back up on the other side, and start again. Please refrain from crashing into ghosts and furniture.
Music: Luigi's Mansion: Mario Kart DS and Luigi's Mansion Brawl medley
-The Bean Cup- Unlock by unlocking Boom Boom, Francis, Sir Grodus, Petey Piranha, and Kamella
Boom Boom's Castle: A generic castle. This one's pretty simple. Just watch out for spikes.
Music: Super Mario World Castle
Fort Francis: A square-shaped course, starting at the ground floor, spiraling up to the ramparts, and spiraling back down again. Don't run over any Meowmaids, now.
Music: Francis Battle
The Moon: Yeah, it's the moon. It's obviously a circle track, because here on the moon, your karts go so fast you can completely circle around it. Watch out for craters, comets, and Moon Clefts.
Music: Lord Crump/Magnus von Grapple Battle
Bianco Hills: Ah, calm Bianco Hills. What could possibly be challenging about this track? Well, the fact that goop covers about 3/7 of the track and there are Goop Piranhas everywhere, spitting goop at the racers!
Music: Super Mario Sunshine Boss Battle.
Kamella's Airship Fleet: A similar track to the Airship Fortress of Mario Kart DS, only the whole time is spent on airships... IN SPAAAAAACE!
Music: Kamella Battle
-The Fruit Cup- Unlock by unlocking Mimi, General Guy, Popple, the Crystal King, and the Smorg
Merlee's Mansion: A circle track, but the catch is that you’re racing around in a spiral to the roof, where you jump off and start all over again! Beware opening doors and watchdogs.
Music: Merlee's Mansion Racing Remix
Shy Guy's Toybox: I should just call this the "Indoor" Cup. Anyways this, again, is similar to a Bowser’s Castle track, only it's brightly colored and toys are everywhere! Yay! But seriously, it's pretty simple. Just avoid wandering Shy Guys and bouncy balls. (Works similarly to the pinball bumpers of Waluigi Pinball.)
Music: General Guy Battle
Chucklehuck Woods: Starting out at a clearing in the woods, you race around the tress on one of 5 paths, converging at the Chateau de Chucklehuck. Racing through that, you find yourself back at the start. Watch out for falling Pestnuts and Chuck Guys lurking in trees, just waiting to impale you! Music: Popple Battle
Crystal Palace: This track is very similar to Joke's End, only with a completely iced over floor, falling ice chunks, and mirrors that make the track seem like it goes in more then one direction. Music: Crystal King Battle
The Excess Express: You’re racing on top of the Excess Express! While it seems like a simple oval track, be very careful not to fall off, because if you do, you start off even further back, because the train is moving! Music: Smorg Battle
-The Syrup Cup- Unlock by unlocking Jr. Troopa, Cackletta, Tutankoopa, Count Bleck, and Dimentio
Jr. Troopa's Playground: Jr. Troopa's turf, it's a figure-8 track that crosses in the middle. Avoid swinging... swings and moving Koopas.
Music: Paper Mario 1 and 2 Mini-Boss Battle Medley
Woohoo Hooniversity: Woohoo Hooniversity after Cackletta's attack. Like a Bowser’s Castle track (without lava of course!), only avoid lasers firing from the walls and ceiling, and bottomless pits, apparently dropping you into the basement.
Music: Cackletta Battle
Dry Dry Ruins: A race inside ruins! Cool! Avoid quicksand and wandering Chain Chomps. By the final lap, the whole place is caving in, so avoid falling... ceiling.
Music: Tutankoopa Battle
Castle Bleck: Yet another castle-type track. Again, similar to Bowser’s Castles, only the lava is replaced with pits of Void. It seems you’re completely indoors, but it's hard to tell when everything around you is black with some white.
Music: Super Paper Mario, "Champion of Destruction"
Dimension D: Your karts go 256 times faster here! Nah, not really. The track changes each lap. The first lap is a large circle, the second a large square, and the third is a large pentagon. Since each lap changes the course, it's impossible to interact with and lap a racer on a different lap. Music: Dimentio Battle
-The Shine Cup- Unlock by unlocking Doopliss, Chef Torte, Smithy, the Shadow Queen, and all the previous cups
The Creepy Steeple: This track is... creepy. Avoid creepy bats and creepy moving trees. All in all, very similar to Luigi's Mansion of Mario Kart DS. Which was also creepy. Music: Doopliss Battle
Marrymore Chapel: Where people get married! Race straight into the chapel, out a back door, loop behind the chapel, and back again.
Music: Super Mario RPG Boss Battle
Smithy's Factory: I want to say this track is inside, but it's hard to tell when your surroundings are bizarre black matter. Try not to fall off the track and plummet to your doom, and avoid the minions coming off the conveyer belt.
Music: Smithy's Factory
Palace of Shadow: A labyrinth of a track, try not to get lost! There are many shortcuts, but many of them lead to a bottomless pit.
Music: Shadow Queen Final Battle
Bowser's Perfect Universe: Bowser's Universe if he succeeded in Super Mario Galaxy. The track resembles the stone walkway that you must climb to get to Bowser in said game when you encounter him. It's floating in space similar in style to Rainbow Road. You can see the original reactors in the background! This is Bowser's most vile world, so every possible thing that could hinder you is here to do just that!
Music: Super Mario Galaxy, Bowser Final Battle
VS Mode
Villains Classic has a VS mode which works the same as all VS modes.
Time Trials
Villains Classic also has Time Trials, which works the same as previous Time Trial modes, complete with ghosts.
Lemmy's Land Mode
The mode you've been waiting for! LL Mode features many of your favorite authors in tracks based on your favorite LL sections! All cups start out unlocked.
-Rainbow Cup-
The Front Page: It's a basic circle around a giant billboard depicting Lemmy, with various paths in the background leading to other parts of the Land. It's under constant construction, so please, do not disturb the hard-working construction Troopas. Or the lazy ones.
Music: Luigi_Ownz's Lemmy's Land Anthem
The Fun Fiction Library: Race through a giant library, walled with stories of all kinds! It's a simple track in the shape of a pentagon, but books rain down from the shelf, spewing Bananas, Stars, Mushrooms, Fake Item Boxes, and other obstructions.
Music: Super Mario 64 Medley
The Scribble Library: The exact same course as the Fun Fiction Library. Only.... something’s wrong. Why are the books throwing themselves at you, and spewing characters who chase your kart? And why are half of the characters recolored, have multiple heads, and are holding cheese and wedding cake?
Music: Mario Party, Faster Than All
The CD Studio: It's a giant studio coated in records, discs, audio tapes, and other recording equipment! An easy track, except for the occasional sonic boom resulting from a recording mistake.
Music: Super Mario Brothers and New Super Mario Brothers Overworld Medley
The Art Museum: A peaceful museum with art by various artists on the walls. Somewhat of a labyrinth of a track, there are many shortcuts to take through halls, but avoid the tour groups!
Music: Good Egg Galaxy Theme
-The Star Ball Cup-
Morton's School: The place where Morton teaches the basics! It's a simple track in a square shape. It's actually pretty boring. Just like a real school!
Music: Desert Land Racing Remix
Iggy's Casino: It's Iggy's Casino! Action everywhere! Watch out for raining coins and giant metal balls on the giant roulette.
Music: Giant Land
Bowser's Item Warehouse: It's a large warehouse filled with items. You race around in a simple square, but someone opened the boxes, and now items from every Mario game in existence are raining down to either help or hinder you!
Music: Super Mario 64, Bowser Battle
Susan's Trading Card Club: It's a small clubhouse where people play the Koopa Trading Card Game. It's a figure-eight track as you race in and around the house. Watch out for fans standing in the road to get a better view of the match.
Music: Mario Kart Wii, Coconut Mall
Wendy's Phonebooth: How can you race in a phonebooth?! Well, if it's supersized! Race around a phonebooth in a square, but avoid the massive crushing feet of a supersized Wendy!
Music: Water Land Racing Remix
-The Spiky Shell Cup-
Ludwig's Quiz Palace: It's a large palace lined with books containing questions of all sorts. The track changes each lap, but the track is always clear, as it is lined with blue shelves. Take any other route and you'll be forced to start the lap over!
Music: Super Mario Galaxy: Megaleg Battle
Larry's Bio Library: A very similar track to the Fun Fiction and Scribble Libraries, only in this library, fan characters team up with official characters to try to spin your kart out! Beware!
Music: Shy Guy's Toybox, Paper Mario
Roy's Sports Hall: It's a circular track surrounding the ring where characters beat each other's brains out for a lame prize! YAY! Please avoid flying objects and attacks from the ring!
Music: Sky Land Racing Remix
The Photo Gallery: Similar to the Art Museum, various photos of all Mario characters dot the wall.
Music: Ghostly Galaxy
Little Lemmy's Land: The exact same track as The Front Page, only much, much smaller! It's this game’s Baby Park!
Music: Baby Park
-The Ice Cup-
Lemmy's Super Koopa Hall of Fame: Another track similar to the museums, only this one has pictures of Super Koopas covering the walls.
Music: Super Koopa Page Theme
Lemmy's Interview Studio: A large, theater-like building where Lemmy's Interview Show takes place! Racers race around the audience, onto the stage, and back around.
Music: Paper Mario Series Main Theme Medley
Lemmy Circuit: Not an actual section of Lemmy's Land, but since this IS Lemmy's Land, it'll fit in. Race around a track shaped like Lemmy, similar to Yoshi Circuit.
Music: Yoshi Circuit
The Forums: Race around the different rooms of the forums, starting in the chatroom where many people are milling about, the videogame room where people play games, the debate room where people are debating on opposite sides, the LL room where people are discussing the rest of the Land, the Campfire Tales room where people are creating stories around a campfire, the art room where great art is in progress, the RPG room where people are roleplaying, and the question room where people are, well, asking questions!
Music: Super Mario Galaxy Boss Medley
Ice Road: A giant road of ice, hovering over the whole of Lemmy's Land! Think of this as a Rainbow Road type track, only much, much harder.
Music: Super Mario Galaxy Medley
Minion Competition Mode
The Minion Competition is a whole new concept. The player first selects his or her minion of choice, and the computer chooses one as well. Four more of each are added, to make five of the two minions. Each type of minion is on a team, and they are trying to beat the other minions as a team. At the end of each race, the scores are added up from both teams for the team's total score for that game. You are able to hurt your own team members with items, so be careful! Similar to Mario Kart Wii battles, only in race form. Minion Competition takes place on any of The Villains's Mode cups.
Missions
In LLK, there are only 5 missions, each unlocking a new character when completed and that are more challenging than the standard conditions to unlock a character.
Mission 1: Use a Bullet Bill, Boo, or Mega Mushroom a total of 15 times! Unlocks Mimi.
Mission 2: As Shy Guy in Minion Competition, use a Bob-omb to blow up an enemy! Unlocks General Guy.
Mission 3: As Fawful or Cackletta, come in first place on any track while using a Gold Mushroom. Unlocks Popple.
Mission 4: Use a Freezie a total of 25 times! Unlocks The Crystal King.
Mission 5: Race as any Paper Mario 2 characters three days in a row on the same courses and difficulty, and after the last race on the third day, you will be challenged by The Smorg on The Excess Express track. Beat it to unlock it, but if you fail, you have to wait three more days. Unlocks The Smorg.
Battle Mode
Battle Mode is the same as the battle mode from Mario Kart Wii. Any character is playable here except the minions.
-Courses-
Lemmy's Star Ball: A giant version of Lemmy's ball floating in space with similar gravity to super Mario Galaxy.
Ludwig's Lab: A large lab where Ludwig conducts his experiments. Watch out for.... explosions.
Roy's Sports Hall: The ring of The Sports Hall! Pretty basic.
Larry's Garden: A rectangular garden filled with Piranha Plants. Watch your back, as they spring up randomly!
Dark Land Field: What must have been a fertile field at one point is just a Dark Land wasteland now. Avoid all things fiery.
-Retro Courses-
Tart Top: MKDS
Thwomp Desert: MKW
Tilt-a-Kart: MKDD (NEW!: The Mario sprite raced on now looks like an 8-bit Bowser!)
Double Deck: MK64
Items
The items used in all modes. Items without a description act the same as in previous games.
Banana
Triple Bananas
Green Shell
Triple Green Shell
Red Shell
Triple Red shell
Blue Spiny Shell
Bowser Shell
Mushroom
Triple Mushroom
Gold Mushroom
Mega Mushroom
Fake Item Box
Thunderbolt
Thunder Cloud
POW Block
Star
Boo
Bullet Bill
Rob-omb: Because Bob-omb is a player, Rob-omb is now the item
Blooper Nanny: Causes a Blooper and Blooper Babies to appear. The Babies will squirt all players except the first place player, causing the same affects as Bloopers in previous Karts, but the mom will squirt the player in first place, covering a greater area of the screen with ink
Freezie: Acts like a green shell and briefly freezes whoever hits it
FLUDD: Sprays an area of track behind the user that slips up whoever drives on it.
Fireball: Works as Mario and Luigi's fireballs from MKDD, but only one is fired
?-Block: Swaps the items held by all racers
Credits
Well, that's the end of the game!
Producer, creator, designer, and all that jazz: Myself, General Toad
I’d like to thank my many friends from The LL Forums who supported me while writing this and offered suggestions when I ran out of ideas. You guys all know who you are! (Most of you are in the game anyways! =D)
I would also like to thank many of the writers of LL who I included in this game. While many of you will never even read this, as your time as writers was long ago, thank you for making LL a great place.
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