Pyro Guy: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show!
Conrad: Today, our guest is Pom Pom!
Pom Pom: (valley girl voice) Hey there everybody!
Conrad: Now we will-
(Curse Guy runs on.)
Curse Guy: Pyro! We forgot to go to the interviewer auditions! $@&+¥^•=%€>#&!
Pyro Guy: Oh no! Let's go now!
Conrad: What about me?
Pyro Guy: I don't like you. And somebody has to interview her!
(They run out as Conrad sighs.)
Conrad: That's typical. Anyway, can you explain just who you are? I don't know you.
Pom Pom: I was the boss from 3D Land. The one with the boomerangs.
Conrad (with laptop): Uh huh. Okay! I just got off the Internet so I know you now! How's cheerleading?
Pom Pom: What?
Conrad: Oops. Wrong Pom Pom! Be right back!
(He goes online and googles her again.)
Conrad: Okay, so why do you fight with boomerangs?
Pom Pom: Because I really don't like getting my hands dirty by actually fighting. Because of this, I really only trained with ranged weaponry. So it was either boomerangs, hammers, or a cannon. I can't dodge or move around with a cannon, and the hammers would have smashed a hole in the floor of my airships.
Conrad: Why are you here now and not back then?
Pom Pom: All of Bowser's kids were in the dungeon and he needed another minion. So he asked Boom Boom to bring me.
Conrad: Are you related to him or something?
Pom Pom: He's my partner from boot camp. We are still friends. I can always beat him up though! He can't get by my boomerangs!
Conrad: Where did you keep getting those anyway?
Pom Pom: I only had three in my shell. Mario only breaks them in the game. This is real life, after all.
Conrad: Um, yeah ,sure. (Poor little thing, she doesn't know.) Audience questions! Seat MESMASH!
Boom Boom: Why are you so annoying?
Pom Pom: I am not! (her cell phone rings) Oh, hey girl! No I'm not busy! She did what?
Three hours later...
Pom Pom: Kk, see ya later! Sorry, what's next?
Conrad: Seat STOLEACAR!
Pink Bandit: Hi, did you ever think of fighting on the same floor as your partner?
Pom Pom: We would have hit each other.
Conrad: Ok then! See you, Pom Pom!
Pom Pom: Bye!
(Everyone but Conrad leaves as Pyro and Curse come back.)
Conrad: How were auditions?
Pyro Guy: We have two new members!
Curse Guy: That pink Bandit and a Magiblot.
Conrad: Finally, I get a break!
Pyro Guy: You need to teach them how to interview.
Conrad: &$$@&$&&%#•!
Curse Guy: $@&&¥€€•£^>>#~]¥¥~! No stealing my gimmick!
(He stabs Conrad.)
Pyro Guy: You should get him to the hospital.
Curse Guy: $&@<#%¥•+! I can't drive though.
Pyro Guy: Then walk. End Transmission.
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