(Sayaman walks into the room with his hair now in a ponytail.)
Sayaman: Hi everyone. Sorry for the long absence. I had tons of things to do. But now I’m back and ready for more Interviews. With a few changes though. One is that from now on, I am no longer using the nickname Sayaman. Now I will just be known as Blake Koopa.
(He walks onstage and a violet female Yoshi with long blue hair and wearing pink shoes and a green shirt, as well as an engagement ring, walks onstage with him.)
Blake: And this is my fiancé, Trixie Yoshi.
Trixie: Hello all.
Blake: Yeah, things didn’t really last betweem me and Wendy. But I know things will last forever with me and Trixie <3
Trixie: *giggles* Hon, I think it’s time to start the Interview.
Blake: Right.
(The cameras start rolling.)
Blake: Hello and Welcome to-
Lemmy: -Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Trixie: Today our guest is Lakilester
(Lakilester flies in on his cloud.)
Lakilester: The name’s Spike!
Trixie: Fine, Spike.
Blake: First question, what was it like traveling with Mario?
Lakilester: It was pretty radical. I got to help him fight and get over spikes and lava.
Trixie: So, how are things with you and Lakilulu?
Lakilester: We’re doin’ great. But I kinda got her pregnant, so now I need to get a real job.
Blake: That’s great, man. Me and Trixie here are gonna try for a kid on our wedding night.
(Trixie blushes.)
Blake: So, what do you do when someone tries to kidnap Lakilulu to do bad things to her?
Lakilester: I give them a Spiny Storm they’ll never forget. Right in their goods.
Blake: Good.
Trixie: Whatever happened to your parents, Spike?
Lakilester: My mom is living over in Cloud Land. My dad was a punk who left my mom when she was pregnant with me.
Blake: Wow…
Lakilester: But I swear I’ll never do that to Lakilulu.
Trixie: Good.
Blake: Anyway, do you like video games?
Lakilester: Totally.
Trixie: What kind?
Lakilester: Mostly games on the Nintendo 64 and Super Nintendo. My favorites are the Castlevania and Mario games.
Blake: Mine too. What movies do you like?
Lakilester: Let’s see, there’s the Super Mario Bros. Movie… I’m kidding.
Blake: You better be.
Lakilester: Now seriously, there’s Scarface, The Godfather, A Clockwork Orange, and The Matrix. Those are my favorite movies.
Blake: Great movies.
Trixie: Now, what’s your ideal date like?
Lakilester: Dinner, a movie, then end it with some cuddling at either her place or mine. Nothing really unique or dirty.
Blake: All right, now. What are your hobbies?
Lakilester: I like to chat online, watch movies, play games, cuddle with Lakilulu, and listen to music.
Trixie: What kind of music do you like?
Lakilester: Bands like Queen, the Beatles, and Metallica. I even like this one funny musical group called The Lonely Island.
Blake: LIKE A BOSS!
Lakilester: Exactly.
Blake: Where do you see yourself in ten years?
Lakilester: Being a father, working as an actor, and making enough to support my family.
Trixie: Pretty good goal. Now, what’s your opinion on the Koopalings?
Lakilester: well, they never did anything to me. So I’m cool with them. I even hang with Roy on occasion.
Blake: Cool. What do you and Roy do?
Lakilester: Work out, make sure Morton doesn’t talk everyone to death, and hang with his friends.
Trixie: Do you hope you and Lakilulu have a boy or a girl?
Lakilester: I hope we have a boy so I can teach him to play sports and be a hit with the girls. But if it’s a girl, that’ll be fine too.
Blake: *smiles* So, what’s it been like ever since you guys beat Huff ‘N Puff?
Lakilester: Things have been real cool. Very rarely have there been any evil clouds popping up, and they’re no threat.
Trixie: Do you ever look at online art?
Lakilester: Yeah. I love art. My favorite artists are on Deviant Art. A couple of my faves are Seraphknight88 and Lunarstream. Seraphknight makes awesome Mario pics and Lunarstream makes great Fan Fiction.
Blake: Do you like to RP (role-play)?
Lakilester: Totally.
Trixie: Us too. Well, we just have a few more questions. What’s your favorite food?
Lakilester: Pizza with Pepperoni and Pineapple on it.
Blake: Best friend?
Lakilester: Kooper.
Trixie: First love?
Lakilester: My 8th grade French teacher… What? She was hot.
Blake: Any regrets?
Lakilester: Working for Huff ‘N Puff in the first place.
Blake: All right. That’s all our questions.
Trixie: Thanks for coming.
Lakilester: Thanks for havin’ me. *shakes hands with them*
Trixie: Bye Spike.
Lakilester: Later. *flies out*
Blake: Well, I guess that’s it for today.
Trixie: See you next time on-
Lemmy: -Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Blake: End Transmission.
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