(????? sits down. He pulls out a microphone from his cloak and holds it to his mouth.)
?????: I say to you WELCOME! Today I am going to be interviewing Larry!!! Why Larry? 'Cos I am thinking that Larry is good at finding out things. Why? I am thinking that Larry is mysterious and the world is not knowing enough about him!
(Larry walks onstage.)
Larry: Hello.
?????: So, Larry of Koopiness, I am asking the first question.
Larry: Okay.
?????: I am wondering, what made you wanting to try eavesdropping for the first time?
Larry: Huh? Oh! Um… Let me see… When I was walking past Ludwig's bedroom, I just happened to hear music from inside. I pressed my ear to the door, and realized that I could hear it perfectly well, and that Ludwig didn't even know. Then I heard Iggy and Lemmy coming, and hid. They walked past, not even noticing. Then I realized that I could do this to find things out.
?????: Interestingness!
Larry: Huh?
?????: I say to you INTERESTINGNESS!
Larry: Right.
(Larry writes something down in a journal he is holding.)
?????: I am asking the next question.
Larry: Okay.
?????: Which Piranha of Plantness are you liking most?
Larry: That'd be Petey. He's my best plant. He's not even stuck in the ground! He can even FLY!
?????: I am asking the next question.
(Larry opens his journal and writes something.)
?????: Why are you liking the plants?
Larry: Because they calm me down, make me feel like everything’s fine. They even fight for me!
?????: What are you feeding your plants?
Larry: Beans.
?????: Beans? I am liking beans also. AUDIENCE! Are you having any questions? You! In seat 231!
Koopa: How come you aren't busy ruling over Grass Land?
Larry: Because I have one of Ludwig's clones of me ruling there.
?????: You! Seat 188!
Morton: Do you like wedding cake?
Larry: Shut up.
?????: Seat 34!
Boo: Was that your brother?
Larry: Yes.
Shy Guy: What's that journal for?
Larry: Oh, this? It's my spy journal. I use it for finding out things like who's interviewing me.
?????: Seat 305!
Shroob: *&$!/&*@#!/)^&?
?????: Next! Seat 8!
Bob-omb: So, ah, who's interviewing you?
Larry: Huh? Oh yeah! Fawful is interviewing me.
????? (Fawful): HUH? How are you knowing? Fawful has shock at you! You are not meant to find Fawful out! Now I have… FURY!!!
Audience: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Fawful: I AM HATING YOU! FAWFUL HATES LARRY KOOPA, WHO FINDS THINGS OUT! I HAVE FUUUUUURYYYYYYYYY!!!
(The audience flees and Larry sneaks away, and Fawful is left there.)
Fawful: Why are you running like babies? You are IDIOTS! I am hating EVERYONE!
Cackletta: I heard that.
Fawful: Huh?
Cackletta: You said you hated EVERYONE!!! INCLUDING MEEE!!!
Fawful: O-O G-G-Great C-C-C-Cackletta, I-I c-c-can e-e-e-e-explain!! I have sorryness! Please!
Cackletta: Sorry Fawful, I will NOT forgive you. Prepare to DIE!!!
Fawful: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Cackletta chases Fawful, catches him, and eats him.)
CACKLETTA: Mmmm, beans!
(End Transmission)
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