Pyro Guy: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show! I'm actually doing an interview myself for once!
Audience: GASP!
Pyro Guy: I've done it before, okay. Now, introducing our guest today, Inky Piranha Plant!
Inky: Hi guys!
Pyro Guy: Now, please explain who you are for those without 3DS's.
Inky: I was the black and white Piranha Plant who spat out ink in SM3DLand.
Pyro Guy: Now, where did the ink come from?
Inky: I was getting it from oil in the ground.
Pyro Guy: ...
Inky: What? I drank it through my roots and spit it back up. Oil ends up in really weird places sometimes.
Pyro Guy: So, are you a normal Piranha Plant who got planted over oil?
Inky: Pretty much.
Pyro Guy: And you thought that this "ink" would be a useful weapon because...?
Inky: I figured that I might blind Mario, or at least the-
Pyro Guy: Oil is flammable. Break the fourth wall and I will make you into a firework.
Inky: Yes sir.
Pyro Guy: Why do you work for Bowser again?
Inky: The Koopa Troop plants us, so we feel loyal to them.
Pyro Guy: Audience questions! Seat ISPINROUNDANDROUND!
Boom Boom: Why you no spit fire like good Piranha Plant?
Inky: Having both fire and oil is dangerous, so I didn't learn to spit flames and used my ink instead.
Pyro Guy: Seat CHEAPRIPOFFOFTHELASTGUY!
Pom Pom: How did you turn black?
Inky: Some of the ink backfired on me. I was actually grown red.
Pyro Guy: Well that was an uneventful Interview for a forgettable enemy.
Inky: I'll be in the next game, mark my words.
Pyro Guy: Yeah right.
Inky: That's it!
(They both spit flames and ink at each other, causing a massive explosion.)
Pyro Guy: Well, now I need a new studio. THIS is why I should interview less.
Inky: End- ack.
Pyro Guy: Oh no you don't! End Transmission!
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