Loxo123: -

Jr. Troopa: You're a stupid gerbil head!

Loxo123: What did you say?

Jr. Troopa: You're a-

Loxo123: Should I zap you?

Jr. Troopa: NOOOO!!!

Loxo123: Good.

Jr. Troopa: Whew.

Loxo123: Question #1: Where did you learn to fly?

Jr. Troopa: I was looking for Mario in Forever Forest and accidently found a tree that had spelling on it that when said, will give the person who said it wings!

Loxo123: Ok. Question #2: What were you doing during Zip Toad's photo?

Jr. Troopa: You mean when I saw that Express? Well, I heard about this fighter called "Gonzales" in the Glitz Pit and realized it was Mario and started flying towards there, but when I got there, Mario apparently ran away, that coward!

Loxo123: Question #3: How did you manage to miss Mario and fall into a river in your second fight?

Jr. Troopa: I misjudged the distance from me to Mario and accidently tackled the air instead of him and fell into that river.

Loxo123: Next question: How did you get your wand?

Jr. Troopa: It's a staff!

Loxo123: You know what I mean.

Jr. Troopa: I found a branch of a tree and bent it so it looks like a wand.

Loxo123: ... Then how did you manage to actually use magic?

Jr. Troopa: I just used the staff to look like I'm using strong magic!

Loxo123: Ok... Now then, what have you been up to?

Jr. Troopa: Planning for my next visit to a place that looks like I could find spells of destruction!

Loxo123: You seriously have ambition, to say the least.

Jr. Troopa: One day I'll destroy that Mario...

Loxo123: Anyways, I'm outta questions. Seat 640433660369036368.760837! Wait, why do we have decibel seats-

Mario: Did you stalk CHEESE me?

Jr. Troopa: No, I was looking for spells of destruction and found you!

Loxo123: Seat 314156464640464065!

Ludwig: Do you go to school?

Jr. Troopa: 10 times every year!

Loxo123: Seat 328402839480138481234838048104810830!

Roy: Do you know how weak you are? Getting beaten up by Punching Bag?

Jr. Troopa: I'M NOT WEAK! DARK METEOR OF INFINITE AGONY, PAIN, AND DESTRUCTION!

(A ridiculously large meteor covered with dark energy hits the interview building, obliterating it in the process.)

Lemmy: NO!!!

Loxo123: MY LASER!!!

(TRANSMISSION TERMINATED BY DARK METEOR OF INFINITE AGONY, PAIN, AND DESTRUCTION)

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