Pyro Guy: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show!
Conrad: With our first two-person Interview!
Tribal Guy: $@&¡%#*+€!
Pyro Guy: How dare you?!
Conrad: IT BURNS!
Tribal Guy: Sorry, I am referred to as Curse Guy.
Conrad: Because of that?
Curse Guy: No. Because I curse people a lot. And a little swearing. Watch. Shakalakaboom!
(A Goomba in the audience is struck by lightning.)
Pyro Guy: Cool. Is that caused by your dances?
Curse Guy: Of course. Our dances curse people at random. That's why we danced when we fought Yoshi.
Conrad: Then why didn't he get cursed?
Curse Guy: The power of the Star Children protected him. Baby Mario was still a Star Child in the original, you know.
Pyro Guy: Then what were you doing in Jade Jungle?
Curse Guy: That's where we were stationed. I worked for Bowser then, but the Putrid Piranhas ate my friends so I quit and went back to work for Wart.
Conrad: So he still is evil?
Curse Guy: Yah. Just not in the games anymore.
Pyro Guy: Any words about that for Nintendo?
Curse Guy: $&&@"€#¥>*>¥^[_!
Conrad: Do you know any dances that don't curse people?
Curse Guy: I know a rain dance, the rain-coins dance. And a couple that aren't worthy of mention. And with some help, the opening sequence to "Cats"!
Pyro Guy and Audience: 0_0!
Conrad: Are you really just a normal Shy Guy with a jungle outfit?
Curse Guy: Well, sort of. I am a Shy Guy, but the curses and dances differentiate me from regular ones.
Pyro Guy: So, were you born a Tribal Guy? Or do you become one through training?
Curse Guy: I was born normal, but in the hidden village. Because of this, I was raised as a Tribal Guy and grew up that way.
Conrad: Audience Questions! Seat EVILBUSH!
M. Bush: Why do you carry shields if they don't defend you?
Curse Guy: They did against Yoshi! Just not against Mario's hammer!
Pyro Guy: Seat EVILYETGOODBIRD!
Raphael the Raven: Where is your hidden village?
Curse Guy: If I said that then I'd need to kill everyone here.
Conrad: By the way, what's under you mask?
Curse Guy and Pyro Guy: HOW DARE YOU ASK THAT?!
(Pyro burns Conrad.)
Curse Guy: Shakalakaboom!
(A cloud appears and marbles rain down on Conrad.)
Conrad: The Pain!
Pyro Guy: Well he's taken care of. Wait, if he dies from that, you have to replace him.
Curse Guy: (sarcastically) I will anyway.
Pyro Guy: HA! You said it on camera! Now you're part of my crew!
Curse Guy: $&?@€#%=]£~+£~^!
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