Loxo123: Hey guys! I have an interviewee here, he is the emperor of eavesdropping, master of plants, and king of Grass Land, it is... LARRY!
(Half of the audience claps, while Jr. Troopa and his fans boo.)
Loxo123: Aw, COME ON! MORE VIGOR HERE!
(Half of the audience starts cheering while Jr. Troopa and his fans toss iron balls at Loxo123)
Loxo123: ... I trust you would remember that there is a magical wall that is invisible to us that is preventing you from hurting me? Anyways, Larry, introduce yourself!
Larry: You already introduced me...
Loxo123: Whoops, oh well. Larry, please explain why you have a knack for spying.
Larry: It's simple, I've always been really nosy, but my siblings never tell me what they’re doing. So I started spying on them. At first they caught me quickly, but I've gotten better at snooping.
Loxo123: Ok! Next question! Why do you have a knack for sports?
Larry: Simple, I like to be active as much as possible so I can live longer. My solution is sports.
Loxo123: Why have you never played football?
Larry: Too violent.
Loxo123: What?
Larry: I said, too violent. That is also why I like growing plants, it is usually a peaceful thing to do.
Loxo123: Wow, beat me to my next question. Anyways, what do you think of your most recent opponent you beat? By which I mean Jr. Troopa.
(Jr. Troopa and his fans start throwing Bob-ombs at Loxo123, but fail to hit him.)
Larry: He was pretty easy, also really easy to trick.
Loxo123: How do you think about being the only Koopaling through nine seasons to win a season championship?
Larry: Hmph, I don't like to brag or anything but it was a piece of cake. I mean, sure, I lost against 2 no-namers, but Amantia caused me to have a ringout and Shroob pretty much cheated.
Loxo123: How are you beating me to my questions?
Larry: I stole your list of backup questions.
Loxo123: No wonder... Audience Questions! Seat 786!
Morton: Why are you, the person, nay, nope, the Koopaling, youngest son of Bowser, copying my star mark?
Larry: What star mark?
Morton: On the side of your head.
Larry: Oh that? I forgot... Oh yeah! It was from having a fight with a Zeus Guy once because of something... Anyways, that Zeus Guy did some kind of punch he called a star marking punch, and knocked me out with that star mark.
Loxo123: Seat 306!
Lemmy: Why do you have those huge gear cogs in your castle in world 1 of NSMBW?
Larry: They were there from the start and were too expensive for me to remove.
Loxo123: Seat 498404918940869048909640!
Ludwig: How did you manage to get to us when we were trying to get King Dad up from his NSMBW defeat? I got there exhausted and I was closest!
Larry: I needed to report to King Dad about my failures, but had to take a lot of breaks to save energy to get to King Dad.
Loxo123: That's all, folks! End Transmission! But I have to zap somebody! How about... Dimentio again?
Dimentio: Oh no you don't! Mirror Spell!
The laser reflects off of the mirror... and into Larry!
Larry: BLAGITYBLAGITYBLAGITYBLAGITYBLAGITY-WHY-BLAGITY-ME?BLAGITYBLAAAA- End Transmission! Whoops! You're not logged in!
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