(A red Snifit walks onstage.)
Pyro Guy: Hello everyone, and welcome to-
(Lemmy suddenly appears.)
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Pyro Guy: Lemmy! What are you doing here?
Lemmy: Wishing you luck in your first Interview. I thought that you were a Shy Guy.
Pyro Guy: No, I'm the non-karate Zeus Guy.
Lemmy: Oh. Well who are you interviewing?
(As he says this, Fawful crashes through the window.)
Fawful: I have pain.
Pyro Guy: Him.
Lemmy: Kay.
(He leaves.)
Pyro Guy: So Fawful, I should probably ask why you just crashed through my window.
Fawful: I-
Pyro Guy: But I don't really care. So, why did you open a shop below Peach's castle?
Fawful: I had a deal of opportunity from another of the beanishness.
Pyro Guy: His name wasn't Popple, was it?
Fawful: Yesness, why?
Pyro Guy: No reason. So how about your headgear? Just what was it and where did it come from?
Fawful: I built it for my own use. It was the balogna on my sandwich of conquering. It was also the favorite weapon of mine.
Pyro Guy: Why do you make so many food metaphors?
Fawful: It is of the comedy.
Pyro Guy: Last question. Why do you talk like that?
Fawful: Talk like what?
Pyro Guy: Your crazy broken English! Everything you say is ‘of’ something! And only half of what you say makes sense! What's up with that?
Fawful: I have the speech of normality!
Pyro Guy: No you don't!
Fawful: I had the concusioning.
Pyro Guy: What?
Fawful: I have 89 concussions and 83 of them are from the Letta of Cackleness.
Pyro Guy: So Cackletta beat you a lot.
Fawful: Yesness!
(Fawful breaks down crying.)
Pyro Guy: No wonder you hate her so much.
Fawful: No. I hate her for using me. I have FURY!!!
Pyro Guy: AHHHH!!!
(Pyro is repeatedly bombed.)
Pyro Guy: OW! Why did you do that?
Fawful: I had flashbacks!
Pyro Guy: Augh. That actually sounded coherent. Just how did she use you, again?
Fawful: She wanted me to stop the Brothers of Marioness. But when it was over she was going to send me to the Where of Under!
Pyro Guy: One big question. Why were you putting on shows at Bowser's castle?
Fawful: I went to a school of acting before I became Cackletta's kick of the side. It has always been a hobby of mine because have chortles when I act.
Pyro Guy: Have you been to Yoshi Theater?
Fawful: I did shows there for weeks before Partners in Time.
Pyro Guy: If you hadn't found the Shroobs in the freezer, then why was one at your show?
Fawful: It escaped and had been in the castle of the Koopas for years.
Pyro Guy: And no one ever found it?!
Fawful: I wasn't in charge of security then.
Pyro Guy: .... Kay then, we have time for one audience question; seat 71.
Larry: What launched you through the window when this Interview started?
Fawful: I had the catching of the ball of foot-ness.
(He pulls out a football and then Midbus, Bowser, Wario, Petey Piranha, Wart, Lord Crump, and Daisy jump through the window and tackle him.)
Pyro Guy: I guess this wraps up the Interview.
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