Hop: HELLO EVERYBODY! As the writer, I welcome you to MY FIRST INTERVIEW SHOOOOOWW!!!
Wendy: SIT DOWN!
Hop: NO!
(Wendy turns red and steam comes out the top of her head)
Hop: OKAY! OKAY! I’M SITTING, I’M SITTING!!!
Wendy: Okay! Now let’s get this interview started. I’ve got a manicure in a couple minutes.
Hop: Yeah, I don’t care. Now let’s start.
Iggy: Sorry I’m late! Did we start?
Hop: Yes Iggy, now go get the microphone and the wooden stick.
Wendy: Why do you have a wooden stick?
Hop: Come too close and you’ll find out.
Wendy: Okay, that’s a risk I’m willing to take. Let’s start already!
Hop: Fine. Wendy, why don’t you have hair?
Wendy: That’s secret.
Hop: Okay, in-
Iggy: Okay! Here’s the stick.
Hop: Thanks. Here’s the 50 coins, and I’m throwing in this leather jacket.
Iggy: Thanks!
Wendy: A-HEM! INTERVIEW?! So far you’ve asked me 1 question!!! This doesn’t even belong in Lemmy’s Interviews! It belongs in Lemmy’s Trash!
Hop: ... That’s hurtful. Fine, next question. In Super Mario World, why didn’t you attack Mario, and just play hide-and-seek with him like Lemmy did?
Wendy: I don’t know.
Hop: Ok, an anonymous person (*cough*Morton) told me you like Lemmy. Why do you like him the best?
Wendy: I don't know
Hop: If you say "I don't know" ONE MORE TIME I'll get mad. Anyway, which of your brothers do you hate the most?
Wendy: Roy.
Hop: Why?
Iggy: HE'S EVIL, MAN!
Hop: I asked Wendy.
Wendy: Because he beats us all up. He stole my gum, AND once he tied me up and forced me to listen to Morton's LONG, BORING speech on why some speeches are too long.
Morton (in audience): WOOHOO!
Hop: ... Ok. How much makeup do you have at Kastle Koopa?
Wendy: TONS!
Hop: Where do you get this stuff?
Wendy: King Dad. HI KING DAD! I KNOW YOU’RE IN THE AUDIENCE!!!
Hop: King Bowser's chair seems to be empty.
(Wendy sobs.)
Hop: Audience questions.
Wendy: 2nd row.
Fawful: Where were you in Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story when I took over Bowser Castle?
Wendy: WE WERE IN A LAND OF CHOCOLATE! Which is fancy talk for, we were asleep in a cave. Yes, you in the last row.
Shy Guy: How long have you been wearing that bow?
Wendy: For years. NEXT QUESTION! You in the front row.
Koopa: Why are you so annoying?
Hop and Iggy: ... He's dead.
(Wendy jumps the Koopa and starts pounding him.)
Hop: So, now I know Wendy's sensitive, or angry.
Iggy: Lots of pandemonium in your first Interview.
Hop: Exactly, that's why you’re helping me interview Roy next time.
Iggy: NO WAY! HE SCARES ME!
Hop: 50 coins...
Iggy: Ok.
Hop: Cool. He scares me too. END TRANSMISSION.
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