Iggy’s Castle, same day, 10:00 AM
Paulette: Well, no turning back now.
Iggy: Sup?
Paulette: Nothing… Wanna interview?
Iggy: Sure.
Later…
Paulette: Welcome, all! This-
(Rolling noises are heard. Paulette siphons all of Lemmy’s energy.)
Paulette: Little nuisance… Anyway, I’m interviewing Iggy today. First question: what’s with the glasses?
Iggy: Are you familiar with the Roy running gag?
Paulette: Nuff said. How come you were labeled as crazy in the games?
Iggy: *turns red* Just because I’m slightly faster and have a higher jump and higher pitched laugh does NOT MEAN I’M CRAZY!!!
Paulette: (0.0 I’m not too sure about that.) Oh. Why’d you change your look in NSMBW?
Iggy: I was using a new brand of hair gel, and it kind of changed my hair instead of keeping it still. For some strange reason, it also made me taller…
Paulette: Weird. Last question before the audience, you know the drill: how did you get so fast?
Iggy: I practiced in Giant Land. ^_^
Paulette: Hmm. Seat MOAR!
Mr. Krabs: Why’d you get Giant Land when clearly your personality didn’t fit?
Iggy: You-know-who was caught beating me up, so we were switched.
Paulette: Ooh. Seat REPLACEMENT!
Bowser Jr: Was it you or Ludwig that invented the weapons?
Iggy: Me. Ludwig’s like a gremlin with a Koopa shell, he keeps destroying everything he touches! Seat FREAKYFREDCLONE… Wait, he’s still alive?!
Dimentio: Do you like Mudkips?
Iggy: IT’S A TRAP!!!
Mudkip: Mudkip! Mudkip! Mudkip! Mudkip! Mudkip! Mudkip! Mud- GIGGAGIGGAGOW!
Paulette: That’s new. Thanks for dispatching him, Adella.
Adella (holding a lightning bolt): Anytime.
Iggy: Seat DIE!
Ganon: How come you and your siblings were present in NSMBW but absent in M&L3?
Iggy: I knew the Dark Star was coming, so my sibs and I fled. After it was temporarily disabled, Dad called us back for another doomed-to-fail mission. Seat DARKNIGHT!
Meta Knight: Are you the one that booby-trapped the bridges in both NSMB adventures?
Iggy: Yes. The bridges were already half-rotten, so rigging it was an easy task. Mario didn’t fall through because he was too lightweight. “King” Dad can’t rule Dark Land, let alone take care of us! It’s his idiocy that caused us to lose most of our troops by either death or desertion! Seat CLASSIC!
Donkey Kong: How’d you survive falling into the lava in SMW?
Iggy: I didn’t fall in. There were two pipes on either side of the platform, so in case I fell off, I’d be safe. Seat WEEGEE!
Luigi: How come you spoke in rhyme in Mario is Missing?
Iggy: Ludwig tortured me by making me watch back-to-back episodes of Underdog… Speaking in rhyme was a weird side effect.
Paulette: Huh. Seat THISSEATCONTAINSOLDCARTOON!
Betty Boop: Do you plan on being in another game?
Iggy: Well, there was this one rumor that my sibs and I were going to appear in the next Smash. I guess you’ll have to wait and see… Seat TRAP!
Robotnik: PINGAS!
Ludwig: CHOCOLAAAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAAAATE!!!
Boxxy: My name is Boxxy…
Chris Crocker: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
Iggy: STOP!!!
Harry: Charlie bit me!
Piccolo: The balls are inert.
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!!!
Paulette (distorted): ENOUGH!!! END TRANSMISSION!!!
(Rick Astley turns the camera off.)
TRANSMISSION ENDED
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