Inside Lemmy's Interview Studio...
(We see a stage with two chairs. Count Bleck suddenly appears onstage.)
Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh heh Bleck! The person you see before you... is Count Bleck! The one who tried to destroy all worlds is also Count Bleck! The one who's doing this Interview is, of course, Count Bleck! Welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Count Bleck: Thank you for that, thanked Count Bleck. Now bring out the interviewee!
(Iggy walks onstage and sits in the interviewee chair, and Count Bleck sits in the opposite chair.)
Iggy: No applause?
(Just then, a bunch of Iggy fans rush in and swarm Iggy. After 40 minutes of cheering, signing autographs, and being hugged to death by fans, the Interview finally starts, with all the fans in the audience.)
Count Bleck: Be careful what you say, warned Count Bleck.
Iggy: Got it.
Count Bleck: Anyway, first question. Out of all the games that you've been in, which game do you think was the worst, asked Count Bleck.
Iggy: Well, I'm tempted to say all of them because I always get beat in them. But the worst game I was ever in has got to be Hotel Mario. I mean, the graphics were bad, the gameplay was bad, even the cutscenes and voice acting were bad. All my siblings hated it. The only good thing about it, is that people had something to use for YouTube poops.
Count Bleck: Ah, yes. Count Bleck is quite amused by those YouTube poops. Anyway, why are you so tall, wondered Count Bleck.
Iggy: Well, first of, I was always kinda tall, but it wasn't that noticeable. Then one day, I had a growth spurt. Now Roy has to reach up if he wants to punch me in the face.
Count Bleck: Fascinating! Now tell Count Bleck, why are you so thin?
Iggy: Well you see, after I had my growth spurt, I wanted to change my look some more. So I went on a diet to become fit and trim. I didn't need a diet, I just went on a diet for the sake of changing my appearance. Of course, some people say I'm too skinny. I am not too skinny! Look!
(Iggy stands up and turns sideways. He is now impossible to see, just like what Mario can do in Paper Mario 2 and 3.)
Count Bleck: Right. Anyway, next question. Why is your hair like that? What happened to it, Count Bleck asks you.
Iggy: (turning back around so he's visible and sitting back down) Well, as you all know, I used to have a multicolored Mohawk. Then Roy decided to come into my room one night when I was sleeping and do this to my hair. *points to his hair*
Count Bleck: Count Bleck sees. So did you not like your new hairdo, wondered Count Bleck.
Iggy: Well, I didn't like it at first, but I eventually got used to it. I had to, I tried all kinds of hair gels and dyes, and I couldn't get my hair back to the way it was.
Count Bleck: Fascinating, complimented Count Bleck. Now tell Count Bleck, why is Lemmy your favorite sibling?
Iggy: Well, in the cartoons, me and Lemmy were made into 6-year old-twins that always seemed to hang out and stuff. And long story short, me and Lemmy became best friends. Sadly, we're no longer twin-like.
Count Bleck: So the two of you became friends while you were on the Mario cartoons, questioned Count Bleck.
Iggy: Why yes. When you work with people, you're bound to make some friends. I, of course, got to work with Lemmy so we became friends.
Count Bleck: Interesting, mused Count Bleck. Time for audience questions, exclaimed Count Bleck! Seat WEAKMINION!
Goomba: How old are you?
Iggy: Well, if you take the year Super Mario Bros. 3 came out, and subtract it from the year NSMBwii came out, you'll get Larry's age. Now just add a few more years to that and you'll see that I'm 25 years old.
Count Bleck: Seat IDIOTPLUMBER! No wait! Not-
Mario: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
Count Bleck: Security! Throw out that idiot, ordered Count Bleck!
(Roy comes by and throws Mario out a window.)
Mario: (while falling) What's your favorite type of cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese?!
(Mario hits the ground.)
Iggy: Did he actually ask a question? Anyway, my favorite cheese would have to be the kind of cheese that you put on tacos. Mmmm, tacos.
Count Bleck: Two more seats. Seat IUSEDTOBEYOURTWIN!
Lemmy: Who's your favorite sibling?
Iggy: Easy! It's Roy!
Lemmy: What?! T_T
Iggy: Kidding. It's you!
Lemmy: Yay!
Count Bleck: Seat IDESERVETOBETHESTAROFMOREGAMES!
Luigi: Are you really as wimpy as people say you are?
Iggy: Of course not! I'll prove it!
(Iggy takes out a pillow and punches it.)
Iggy: OW! My hand! Whaaaaah!
(Iggy continues crying for 10 more minutes.)
Count Bleck: Are you finished yet, asked Count Bleck.
Iggy: Yeah, I'm done now.
Count Bleck: Good. Well that's all the time we have for today. Count Bleck hopes you enjoyed this Interview. End Transmission!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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