(1-up Boo is glancing around the studio with a troubled look on his face.)
Void: What’s up?
1-up Boo: The sky.
Void: That joke is old.
1-up Boo: Point? I think our next Interview needs to be special.
Vim (walking back into the studio): If you ask me, all our interviews are “special”.
1-up Boo: Well, I’m not asking you, so silence.
Kingfin: But how we make Interview special?
1-up Boo: I must interview someone that everyone loves… a very popular character!
…
Vim: Such as?
1-up Boo: Exactly, I don’t know, so come on, throw out suggestions. Anything will do.
Kingfin: Goomba!
1-up Boo: … I just did a Goomba.
Kingfin: But he was nice.
1-up Boo: Pfft, Void?
Void: Um… Koopa?
1-up Boo: Eh, he’s not super popular.
Kingfin: Magikoopa?
1-up Boo: Did that!
Kingfin: Goomba?
1-up Boo: Kingfin, be quiet.
Kingfin: Okay…
Vim: Here’s an idea, just wait for something to happen. That ALWAYS works.
1-up Boo: Fine, I’ll go fix the lamp!
*BOOM*
Vim: How does he- Never mind.
1-up Boo: Errrgh…
Kingfin: … We could play game to pass time?
1-up Boo: Sure, whatever, fine, okay.
(1-up Boo goes in the audience and whacks random audience members to see if they have anything useful. He finds one has a deck of cards.)
1-up Boo: Thanks.
Koopa: Ouch…
(1-up Boo floats back onstage and they play random card games for a few minutes… Suddenly a strange sound is heard and they all glance at each other.)
Vim: 3... 2… 1…
C RASH!!!
(After the smoke clears up, don’t ask me how smoke got there, they see…)
???: I have chortles!
1-up Boo: Oh don’t tell me…
Kingfin: Me see Fawful!
Fawful (on his hovering device): I have the gasping!
(Fawful looks around the studio, then sees 1-up Boo. He floats over to him.)
Fawful: I have the laughing! You are not expecting this!
1-up Boo: Um-
Fawful: I have fury! You are the one who hay wired the Fawful floater!
1-up Boo: Listen, you-
Fawful: But this not the time, you have the bad timing like a bad timer who hates bad timing!
1-up Boo: WOULD YOU-
Vim: This is going to be great…
Fawful: I am having the fury pizza with fury crust and fury sauce, and it is laughing at you!
1-up Boo: *twitch* Be-
Fawful: You-
1-up Boo: QUIET!
(Silence…)
1-up Boo: You, my friend, are going to be quiet. You are also going to do an Interview. Got it?
Fawful: I question this “Interview”.
1-up Boo: I am going to ask you questions, and you are going to answer them.
Fawful: Why would I do such?
(Void quickly fires a shadow blast at Fawful’s hover thing, the device begins to spin rapidly until he gets flung to the ground in front of 1-up Boo.)
Fawful: I have hurting…
1-up Boo: Good, now… sit in that chair.
Fawful (glancing at the camera): I will do so, for now.
(Fawful goes to sit in the chair.)
Fawful: An Interview of Fawful shall commence like the beginning of a birthday party!
Audience: IT’S FAWFUL!
(A combination of screams and cheers are heard.)
1-up Boo: Yeeeees, now-
Fawful: I have chortles.
1-up Boo: Wonderful.
(1-up Boo looks at the camera.)
1-up Boo: Wazap! Today I interview this nutcase, Fawful!
Fawful: Fury.
1-up Boo: If you have not beaten M&L: BIS, this will probably contain spoilers! So keep your eyes, ears, and uh, limbs alert!
Vim: Limbs?
1-up Boo: Yes.
Fawful: Start.
1-up Boo: All right, so how did you go from a minion of Cackletta, to a shopkeeper in the sewers, to a main villain with Mibdus and giant spaceship things to attack Bowser’s castle?
Fawful: Fawful does not like to think of those past times. Being a minion was not right for Fawful, just like a kid does not like to eat vegetables! Fawful wanted more! So I became a shopkeeper with stuff as cool as the latest burger stand! Two strange babies bought a lot from me, as well as other fink-rats in the sewers. I got enough coins to make the fancy Fawful floater and much more! With Mibdus beside me I would then rule with fury!
1-up Boo: Wonderful…
(1-up Boo glances at Void.)
Void: … Speaking of Mibdus, how did you get him to work for you?
Fawful: I have chortles. Mibdus chose to work for the mighty Fawful! I asked politely as a waiter at a restaurant if he would wish to join me in taking rule of the Mushroom kingdom! I offered him pay too, with what I would soon be making! He agreed.
Kingfin: Fawfoo interesting!
Fawful: Fink-rat, it Fawful!
Kingfin: Oh…
1-up Boo: Be nice to Kingfin.
Vim: Quote: “Kingfin, be quiet.”
1-up Boo: I asked nicely… sort of.
Fawful: I have even more fury! Continue!
1-up Boo: Don’t order me around, buster!
Fawful: I have chortles at your stupidity.
1-up Boo: What did you just- Grrrr…
Fawful: I have chortles at your temper as steaming as a bowl of Chicken soup!
Void: 1-up Boo, calm yourself.
(1-up Boo twitches.)
Void: Um, so… where did you find Mibdus in the first place?
Fawful: Dimblewood.
1-up Boo: *sighs heavily* So, how DID you brainwash Bowser’s minions?
Fawful: I had more than just Vaccum Shrooms! I also made a Memory Shroom! It shoos away your memory as easily as a piece of paper in the wind.
Vim: … How?
Fawful: I have chortles. After capturing a Magikoopa and taking his wand as easily as taking candy from a baby, I tinkered with it a little. With all the magic in the wand of magical magicness, there was sure enough something that would meet Fawful’s high demands! Memory loss! I forced the Magikoopa to use it on everyone in the castle, and before others could react quickly enough… I attacked the castle with fury!
1-up Boo: And then…
Fawful: The castle was for Fawful!
1-up Boo: I see… Huh, if only I could do that.
(Everyone looks at 1-up Boo.)
1-up Boo: Err… Void, ask a question!
Void: … Okay, were the Monty Moles brainwashed as well, by any chance?
Fawful: They got paid to make the fabulous Fawful Train! They didn’t need brainwashing because they knew that serving Fawful was the most smartest thing of super smartness to do!
Vim: What about Corporal Paraplunk, Private Goomp, and Sergeant Guy?
Fawful: They knew of insane benefits as well! Benefits as large as the stupidity of that Boo!
1-up Boo: WHAT?!
(1-up Boo attempts to charge at Fawful so he can strangle him, but Void holds him back.)
1-up Boo: You... little…
Fawful: I have chor-
(Void blasts him.)
Fawful: Pain!
1-up Boo: I feel a little better…
Vim: Yeah, he’s not THAT stupid! He’s more just annoying!
(1-up Boo whacks Vim with his hammer.)
Vim: Owwww…
1-up Boo: Silence!
Kingfin: Maybe cookies will cheer you up. I’ll share them with you, even!
1-up Boo: Kingfin, for the last time… you are not getting cookies.
Kingfin: Aww…
1-up Boo: ANYWAY, when yuu powered up Mibdus with the blizzard gun thing… why did you choose that element?
Fawful: Fawful stole the blueprints to the device, Fawful didn’t make it. It had one capability, and that was to freeze enemies into ice blocks as hard as the hardest fruitcake! But it didn’t work, so Fawful tinkered, and got results! Super nice results of ultra power! It was able to power someone up to… to… give someone blizzard powers! Powers that are sure to defeat any foe with ice-cold fury!
Void: Why didn’t you use it on some of your “new minions”?
Fawful: It only had one use. After that one use, however, the dark power allowed the gun to do other things!
1-up Boo: Fascinating… Vim?
Vim: What?
1-up Boo: You’ve been silent; be more active, like this nutcase!
Fawful: You have the insults of an-
1-up Boo: SILENCE!
…
1-up Boo: He fears me, gyah ha ha.
Fawful: You have the failing.
1-up Boo: Grrrr… Audience questions!
Kingfin: Gasp.
Vim: Why do you always say “gasp”?
Kingfin: It more fun than just gasping!
1-up Boo: Right. Seat 42!
Fawful: Fawful had more seats in Fawful Theater.
1-up Boo: There are more than 42!
Void: Seat… 42?
1-up Boo: Yes… go.
Koopa: I want my deck of cards back!
1-up Boo: Don’t care, seat 21.
Yoshi: How did it feel to suck dark power?
Fawful: … I HAD DARKNESS! Dark power flooded through me! I had the dark power feeling to destroy all enemies with dark fury!
Yoshi: Did it feel cool?
Fawful: Fawful says to you yes!
Yoshi: Neat.
1-up Boo: SEAT 67!!!
Fawfulcopter: Where did you get those astonishing glasses?!
(Everyone quickly looks over to Fawful to see him putting away a microphone thing.)
Fawful: No staring, Fawful hates the staring! To answer the wonderful question… I made them! They are oh so nice.
Void: … He’s quick.
Fawful: Correct is you!
Void: Neat?
1-up Boo: You, my friend, are crazy.
Vim: You thought white Goombas were aliens.
1-up Boo: They are aliens, I tell you!
Kingfin: They were nice.
1-up Boo: We’ll talk about that later, for now, we continue!
Vim: Right…
1-up Boo: Fine, seat 134!
Treevil: Wazaaaaap.
1-up Boo: … Ask a question or die.
Treevil: Or die?
1-up Boo: Yup.
Treevil: Okay, so how did the vacuum helmet suck up the Dark Star’s power?
Fawful: The Dark Star had an aura that came from it, with the magnificent vacuum helmet I could suck it up! Ordinary sucking machines fail to suck up dark power!
Kingfin: There ordinary sucking machines?
Fuzzy in audience: Yes! I have one!
(The Fuzzy turns it on and it blows him away and he crashes through the ceiling.)
1-up Boo: … I like him, he’s silly.
Vim: Riiight…
1-up Boo: Vim, I said be more active! You’re never going to amount to anything if you sit there!
Vim: I’ve learned not to speak a whole lot around you.
1-up Boo: Well start speaking!
(1-up Boo pulls out his rocket launcher and fires at Vim, sending him away.)
Vim: AGH! I’m getting sick of that!
Audience: …
1-up Boo: … What? Umm, Seat 671!
Goomba: So, during the final battle, are you completely conscious in that essence form?
Fawful: Fawful was infused with dark power! I knew I was attacking and choosing my actions, but I had so much fury! A fury larger than the world!
Goomba: So… kind of?
Fawful: Yes.
Void: Did the dark power help the super essence form of yours?
Fawful: Fawful doesn’t want to say yes, but… yes. The dark power empowered Fawful with ultimate power of ultra power! Though Fawful likes to think it was Fawful’s ultimate power only!
(The audience cheers.)
Fawful: Fawful thanks you!
1-up Boo: Right, last question! Seat 300!
Skellobite: The giant castle of Peach, how did you do it?
Fawful: Fawful made his minions work as hard as a bakery man works on his cake! They got super Peach’s castle of fury ready for action! With the dark power I increased its power!
Void: Your minions must have been working awhile…
Fawful: Longer than how long it took to navigate through the castle!
1-up Boo: Well I think we’re done. FINALLY!
Hammer Bro in audience: Wait! I have a question!
1-up Boo: What?
Hammer Bro: *looks at Fawful* Do you have fury?
Fawful: I have fury!
(The audience cheers and confetti and balloons are thrown up.)
1-up Boo: Yes, nice, whoo hoo. I think we’re-
(Most of the audience starts to chant Fawful’s name as some confetti falls on 1-up Boo… He looks annoyed.)
1-up Boo: *twitch* NARGH!
(1-up Boo floats off quickly and comes back with his rocket launcher.)
1-up Boo: Leave now!
Vim: I’d better run.
(Vim scurries off.)
1-up Boo: Loser. Now you. Fawful. Leave. Now.
Fawful: Fawful had a fun time! He thanks you! Now I take the leaving!
(Fawful takes out a remote and clicks a button on it; the Fawful floater begins to rise, Fawful then jumps on it. The audience is still cheering. Fawful does his laugh and waves with both hands.
Fawful: Goodbye!
(Fawful then flies off on his Fawful floater.)
1-up Boo: … Okay, I’m just going to calm myself by fixing the… um… what needs fixing?
Void: Nothing…
Kingfin: That Interview fun!
Vim: It sure was.
1-up Boo: Grrrrr…
(The audience is still cheering.)
1-up Boo: Be… QUIET!
(They don’t stop.)
Kingfin: They happy.
1-up Boo: Void… blast the camera…
Void: All right.
(Void does so.)
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