(1-up Boo is fiddling with a light switch…)
1-up Boo: Aaaaaaaand… work!
(1-up Boo pulls out a wire and the light switch explodes.)
1-up Boo: … Ouch.
Vim: Looks like you’re doing great.
1-up Boo: Quiet, and get back to fixing the ceiling fan.
Vim: It’s on the ground, completely destroyed.
1-up Boo: Excuses, excuses… Just look at Void, he’s already got the soda machine to work.
Vim: That was already working.
1-up Boo: You’re just jealous of Void’s power.
Kingfin: Boss smart.
Vim: I’m telling you, this abandoned studio has nothing working! It’s a complete mess.
1-up Boo: Well I’m sure Void has a solution!
Void: I do?
1-up Boo: Yes, you do.
Void: Oh, umm… we could hire someone to fix it?
1-up Boo: See? Brilliant idea.
Vim: … Why don’t you fiddle with the light switch more?
1-up Boo: Okay.
(1-up Boo barely touches the light switch and he gets electrocuted.)
1-up Boo: AAAAAGH!
Kingfin: Boss okay?
1-up Boo: Of *zap* course.
Vim: Heh heh…
(Without turning, 1-up Boo pulls out his hammer and whacks Vim.)
Vim: Owww…
1-up Boo: Hire a *zap* repairman now.
Vim: This studio is in the middle of nowhere.
1-up Boo: I don’t *zap* care, NOW FIND A PHONEBOOK!
(Vim walks off to do so.)
1-up Boo: Time to mess with the computer.
(1-up Boo goes to the computer, and in 5 seconds an explosion is heard.)
1-up Boo: … Ouch.
Void: Sir, I think I should handle the repairs until the mechanic gets here.
1-up Boo: Fine, I’ll get a soda.
Kingfin: Can I get Shroom soda?
1-up Boo: Sure…
(Vim walks in the room to see 1-up Boo attacking the soda machine.)
1-up Boo: Give me my soda, you evil machine!
Vim: I… got a mechanic; he’ll be here as soon as possible.
1-up Boo: Great, now why isn’t this thing giving me my soda?!
Vim: You haven’t inserted any money.
1-up Boo: It doesn’t deserve money.
(Vim rolls his eyes.)
Kingfin: Try asking nicely.
1-up Boo: It doesn’t deserve that either.
Void: I see someone out the window.
(1-up Boo pulls out his rocket launcher and heads for the door.)
1-up Boo: I’ll handle this.
(Vim, Kingfin, and Void cast glances at each other. 1-up Boo heads out the door; a scream is heard, then… silence.)
Kingfin: We go out?
Vim: No… just wait.
(“FEAR ME!” is heard, then there is silence once again.)
Kingfin: Sure?
Vim: Yes.
(7 seconds later, 1-up Boo comes in dragging a Magikoopa.)
1-up Boo: That was fun, now who is this guy?
Void: What’d you do to him?
1-up Boo: Well when he saw me, he screamed, then I said “FEAR ME!”, which made him faint. I felt good inside.
Kingfin: What if he mechanic?
1-up Boo: Magikoopas aren’t mechanics, Kingfin. Now, begin to set up my interview equipment, because I know I’m going to wind up interviewing him.
(Vim walks off to begin.)
1-up Boo: … Huh, he began without being blasted.
(The Magikoopa stirs.)
Void: He’s waking up.
1-up Boo: Yup, let’s make this go faster.
(1-up Boo floats off and comes back with an airhorn.)
Magikoopa: … Huh…?
(1-up Boo uses the airhorn, which makes such a loud noise, the Magikoopa jumps up and hits the ceiling, then with a wooden board falls down.)
Vim: Interview equipment is set u-
(The wooden board falls on Vim.)
Vim: ACK!
Magikoopa: Owwww… I… am… here… to… repair…
1-up Boo: Don’t worry; you’re going to be interviewed first.
Magikoopa: Why?
1-up Boo: Why he says? Because I haven’t interviewed a Magikoopa yet, that’s why.
Magikoopa: I’d better get paid extra for this.
1-up Boo: Okay, so-
Kingfin: I thought Magikoopas couldn’t be mechanics.
(The Magikoopa waves his wand.)
Magikoopa: This allows us to.
Kingfin: Oh.
1-up Boo: No interrupting, Kingfin.
Kingfin: Sorry.
1-up Boo: Anyway, first question. How does a Koopa become a Magikoopa?
Magikoopa: Years of practice, training, all that boring stuff.
1-up Boo: You good at magic?
Magikoopa: I’m spectacular!
1-up Boo: Show me.
(The Magikoopa waves his wand and blows up.)
1-up Boo: Smooth.
Magikoopa: Ouch.
1-up Boo: Could you tell me what the different color robes are for?
Magikoopa: No.
(Void blasts him.)
Magikoopa: AGH!
1-up Boo: Nice shot.
Void: Thanks.
Magikoopa: Erg… Okay, white Magikoopas are best for healing, red is meant for strength boosts, greens boost defense, yellows make others electric so when someone attacks them they get electrocuted, gray makes others or themselves invisible, and blue are balanced in spells and are easily the most common ones.
1-up Boo: Boring. Why do you wear glasses?
Magikoopa: THAT’S boring.
1-up Boo: Boring things only come from the boring ones.
Magikoopa: Huh?
1-up Boo: Exactly. Now answer or die.
Magikoopa: They make us look smart.
1-up Boo: Seriously?
Magikoopa: Yes?
1-up Boo: …
Magikoopa: …
1-up Boo: … I don’t believe you.
Magikoopa: Why?
1-up Boo: Because my lie detector says so.
Magikoopa: Your what?!
1-up Boo: Nothing, it’s just bread. Now what’s the truth?
Magikoopa: That… is the truth.
1-up Boo: Pathetic. Do your wands ever run out of power?
Magikoopa: Power? They simply allow us to cast; we shoot our spells through the wand, is all.
Kingfin: Do you ever run out of power?
Magikoopa: That sounds weird. Do we ever run out of magic power? No, but we can feel a little tired after casting a lot.
1-up Boo: Ask something, Vim… Vim?
Void: He’s not here.
1-up Boo: Go find him. In the meantime, Kingfin shall ask something!
Kingfin: Are all the wands the same?
Magikoopa: No, the color of the Magikoopa’s robe indicates what they specialize in, but they also get a specific wand that helps with that type of magic.
1-up Boo: Fascinating.
Magikoopa: Yes.
1-up Boo: Well I was lying.
Magikoopa: Ouch, man.
Vim: Pfft, this is nothing.
(1-up Boo whacks Vim with his hammer.)
Vim: Ow.
Kingfin: Where Vim been?
Void: He was in the closet…
1-up Boo: Why?
Vim: For safety.
Magikoopa: Can I join you?
1-up Boo: No you may not, and Vim must stay here now.
Vim: Why?
1-up Boo: Because you’re asking a question.
Vim: Okay… Is Kamek the leader or king of the Magikoopas?
Magikoopa: It’d be better to ask Kamek himself that. He isn’t our leader though; he’s just an elite Magikoopa… I think.
1-up Boo: Gasp, I take it Magikoopas have no shells?
Magikoopa: Yup, if we did have them it’d be harder to fly our broomsticks, plus there’s the being knocked over and not being able to get up thing… We don’t want that.
1-up Boo: Audience questions! Seat 23.
Goomba: How high are you ranked in the Koopa Troop?
Magikoopa: Third; Koopatrols are first, Hammer Bros. and other Bros. are second, we’re third.
1-up Boo: Kingfin! Go get me some chips.
Kingfin: Okay.
Magikoopa: Random.
1-up Boo: Yes you are.
Magikoopa: No, I meant-
1-up Boo: Seat 45!
Vim: Wait, how’d we get that audience?
1-up Boo: Err… Void got them.
Void: I did?
1-up Boo: Yes.
Void: Cool.
Vim: …
1-up Boo: … Ahem… Seat 45!
Koopa: Oh, umm… How do Magikoopas begin their training in magic and such?
Magikoopa: They go to the “magic academy” located deep and hidden in Bowser’s Castle.
1-up Boo: Lame name.
Magikoopa: I didn’t name it.
1-up Boo: Never said you did. Void?
(Void blasts the Magikoopa.)
1-up Boo: … I wanted you to call a seat but that works too!
Magikoopa: Hate… you…
Vim: I feel your pain.
Void: Seat 90.
Squig: Can you use your magic on anyone and anything you want?
Magikoopa: Yeah.
1-up Boo: And… Kingfin, wrap this up… Thanks for the chips, by the way.
Kingfin: Who be Kamella exactly?
Magikoopa: She was a Magikoopa that was top class in the magic academy and got fused with some dark magic that was floating around. She was on one of Bowser’s flying boat things and suddenly, WAM! She was infused.
1-up Boo: Interesting. Well, thank you for participating!
Magikoopa: You made me sta-
1-up Boo: Now you must repair my studio! If you don’t I’ll KILL YOU!
(1-up Boo leans toward the Magikoopa.)
Magikoopa: Meep!
(The Magikoopa runs off to begin.)
1-up Boo: I’m not paying him at all, but I’ll tell him later. Gyah ha ha.
Vim: You can be very cruel.
1-up Boo: Thank you. Now I must go fiddle with the soda machine.
(1-up Boo goes to the machine and in 6 seconds an explosion is heard.)
Void: End transmission?
1-up Boo: Ow… yes…
(Void blasts the camera.)
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