(Ckday and Yoshi are setting up their interview station.)
Yoshi: I’ll handle this Interview.
Ckday: Ok, gives me time to beat Bowser’s Inside Story. Wait… I beat it already… within the first week of the North American release… Then I’ll get Mario and Luigi to-
* SPOILERS! *
Ckday: -Rainbow Rank!
* END SPOILERS! *
Ckday: Wait, did that already. Then I’ll get Bowser to-
* SPOILERS! *
Ckday: Final Boss Rank!
* END SPOILERS! *
Ckday: Yeah! I haven’t done that yet!
(Ckday leaves.)
Later…
(Yoshi is making a pie.)
Later…-er…
Yoshi: Welcome to…
Audience: CKDAY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Yoshi: I’m interviewing today, so, welcome to… THE TOAD TOWN MALL CLINIC! Ripped straight out of Bowser’s Inside Story, here at the clinic, we’re on top of the front desk. Here’s our guest, BIRDLEY!
Birdley: Squawk! Birdley happy to be here!
Yoshi: First question. Why did you go crazy after Luigi broke the airvents?
Birdley: Birdley frightened! Birdley scared! Birdley wanted to go home!
Yoshi: O…kay… I can’t stand talking to you, so last question before audience questions. Why do you speak in third person?
Birdley: Since Birdley isn’t a parrot, Birdley can’t speak properly.
Yoshi: Audience questions! Seat EHWHATSUPDOC.
Bugs Bunny: Why did you nest in Mario’s overalls?
Birdley: Birdley really comfy and warm.
Yoshi: Seat GOURMET.
Gourmet Guy: What’s your favorite food?
Birdley: Squawk! Birdseed!
Yoshi: Seat IFHECAN’TDOIT,NOONECAN.
Gary Oak: What’s your favorite pastime?
Birdley: Squawk! Playing!
Yoshi: Seat HUNGRYCHOMP.
Chain Chomp: If you could be anywhere in the MK, where would you want to be?
Birdley: Birdley would be traveling the world!
Yoshi: That’s all the time we have! See you next time on…
Audience: CKDAY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Yoshi: See you at _________ and goodbye! GO, YOSHI!
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