Shy Guy: Hello, I'm Triple AAA!

Man: I'm Mark S.

AAA: This is...

Lemmy: Lemm-

Mark: Say it and you�re outta here.

Lemmy: Meep!

AAA: We're interviewing Gunner Guy today!

Audience: 'Kay.

Mark: Why are you so happy today?

AAA: I stole Watt's happy gas!

Mark: Ah.

AAA: Now that that's over with, Gunner, Guy what are you?

Gunner Guy: I am a Snifit in a military uniform.

Mark: Really?

Gunner Guy: Yes, really.

AAA: Moving on, why did you work for Bowletta in M&LSS?

Gunner Guy: Because we thought she was Bowser?

AAA: LIAR!

Gunner Guy: Fine! She had Fawful torture us until we agreed to help her!

Mark: How so?

Gunner Guy: She made him sing to us.

Mark: Ouch!

AAA: Moving on, are those Shy Guys that help you attack actually Shy Rangers?

Gunner Guy: Yes. In fact, they also help us move forward and turn.

Mark: But you have four feet!

Gunner Guy: Well, my cannon is extremely heavy!

AAA: Sure it is.

Mark: Speaking of your cannon, why does your cannon have feet?

Gunner Guy: Some Magikoopa enhanced my cannon so it could stand up, but that was the only thing they could do...

AAA: Understandable. How were you able to shoot different kinds of ammo?

Gunner Guy: Well, we were enhanced with the ability to switch ammo any time, but the Magikoopa that enhanced us made it only that could only be done by hitting us from the back, so we needed those Shy Rangers.