Kody: And that is what they call a flange.
Bandy Andy: I didn't need to know that.
Kody: Bah. Let's interview something then. Hey, how about that Squiglet?
Squiglet: Who wants me?!
(The Squiglet runs away.)
Bandy Andy: I'll give you candy if you will be interviewed.
Squiglet: Wow! I suddenly feel like getting interviewed!
Bandy Andy: Magic, isn't it?
Kody: I still wanted to tell you where babies come from.
Bandy Andy: ... Just shut up, okay?
Kody: No. Now let's interview the thing.
Squiglet: I'm not a thing!
Kody: Yes you are. Or else.
Squiglet: Or else what?
Kody: I'm not sure.
Bandy Andy: You won't get any candy, that's for sure.
Squiglet: Fine. Music player, ask a question.
Kody: Music player? Vague, but I'll assume that's myself. Anyway, why are you so weak? You're, like, second-weakest to Goombas in the game, and that's... pretty bad.
Squiglet: We're peaceful creatures. We don't like fighting, so our stats don't increase. Do you honestly ever see us attack anybody?
Kody: No, but don't you defend your territory or something like that?
Squiglet: That's hardly stat increase-worthy.
Kody: Point taken.
Bandy Andy: I don't recall there being a point. Okay, question. How come only your more powerful forms can spit out rocks?
Squiglet: You want to know the truth?
Bandy Andy: As long as you don't tell me where babies come from.
Squiglet: We are baby Squigs!
Bandy Andy: That's just child abuse!
Squiglet: I didn't say they used their attacks on us.
Kody: Right, so they're more powerful because they can spit out rocks.
Squiglet: Yes.
Kody: ... Mm-hmm. Moving on, how'd you appear in the Pit of 100 Trials?
Squiglet: Some of us found the pipe and fell in accidentally.
Kody: And how'd one appear in the 97th level?
Squiglet: He got too far down and tried going back up, only he couldn't get back out.
Bandy Andy: Why are you only in pink colors when you're Squiglets?
Squiglet: Baby powder.
Bandy Andy: 0__0 Kody, you wanna ask a question?
Kody: No, but I'll ask anyway. How'd you get into the Pit of 100 Trials before Mario if it was sealed up?
Squiglet: One of us came through the hidden passage and hit the switch on top. The switch reappeared after a while.
Kody: It didn't reappear after Mario hit it.
Squiglet: He got to the bottom, right? So the Pit stayed open.
Kody: Makes sense, but now we're off-topic. Bandy, your turn.
Bandy Andy: You're not my boss!
Kody: I'll give you candy.
Bandy Andy: Ok. So, what are the rocks that your stronger forms spit out made of?
Squiglet: Dried up barf.
Bandy Andy: Eww... Why do they spit out this "barf" anyway?
Squiglet: If anyone attacks them, the barf is acidic. That's why Mario was hurt by it.
Bandy Andy: This guy is freaking me out. Ask a question, Kody.
Squiglet: I'm a girl!
Kody: Disgusting attack method, but whatever.
(Kody throws a bag of random sweets at Bandy Andy.)
Bandy Andy: What's in here?
Kody: All I've got, so don't ask me for any more. Anyway, why were there so many of you behind that “wall” in Chapter 1-1?
Squiglet: Breeding ground.
Kody: Really. You'd think there'd be some Squigs to look after you since you're young'uns.
Squiglet: Umm... There was one in the next area!
Kody: You have irresponsible guardians.
Bandy Andy: Should we even do audience questions?
Kody: Yes.
Bandy Andy: Also, why do you only have Reese’s Pieces? I hate those.
Kody: Didn't you hear me earlier?
Bandy Andy: No.
Kody: What?!
Bandy Andy: Yes!
Kody: Random. Seat 56.
Dark Koopa: Why-
Audience: It's the Dark Koopa! Get him!
Dark Koopa: Oh @#@#!
Bandy Andy: Random. Seat 98.
Koopatrol: How come there are Dark Squiglets?
Squiglet: Those ran into some black paint that was enchanted. Now they are very powerful, and black.
Bandy Andy: Seat 88.
Boo: Why don't any of the Dark Squiglets live with you? Are you racist?
Squiglet: No! They don't live with us because power corrupted them.
Kody: Hold it! Those answers contradict my Interview with Shadoo!
Bandy Andy: Yeah, well co-Interviews defy the laws of physics. And past Interviews.
Lemmy: That's a lie and you know it.
Bandy Andy: Quiet you.
Lemmy: Eek!
(Lemmy runs away.)
Bandy Andy: What I do?
Gloomtail: Did you see a Koopa named Lemmy go through here?
Kody: No.
Gloomtail: Liar.
(Gloomtail Megabreaths Kody and leaves.)
Kody: Ow.
Bandy Andy: Hah.
Kody: Shut up. Seat 5.
Parabomb: Why don't you turn around if Mario's behind you?
Squiglet: We have bad hearing.
Parabomb: ...
Kody: Seat 23.
Copta: Why did so many of you fall out of the pipe in the Yold Ruins?
Squiglet: Some jerk kept kicking us in!
(O'Chunks starts whistling.)
Bandy Andy: ... Seat 90.
Iggy: Are you allied with anyone?
Squiglet: No. We don't work for Count Bleck, even if it seems like it. We are too peaceful to work with him.
Bandy Andy: Do you want to finish up?
Kody: Eh, not yet. One last question first. Seat 34.
Ninjerry: Why do you jump if somebody's in front of you?
Squiglet: We scare easily.
Ninjerry: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA.
Squiglet: EEK!
(The Squiglet runs away.)
Bandy Andy: Aww, I was gonna give him these Reese's Pieces.
Kody: Whatever. End transmission.
(An ice cream truck crashes into the camera.)
Kody: Ice cream!
Bandy Andy: Ice cream!
(They run over to get ice cream.)
Kody: Yum! And there was no annoying ice cream truck jingle. Now seriously, end transmission. GAH! BRAINFREEZE!
Bandy Andy: Amateur... BRAINFREEZE!
Kody: Haha.
Ninjerry: Aww, I wanted some ice cre-
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