Boosly: Hello all! It is your favorite UN-scary Boo here to interview! Also I have here for my guest interviewer...
Lord Crump: Where is he?
(Lord Crump looks around.)
Lord Crump: Well, since he's not here, mind if I do the Interview, dude?
Boosly: You were the one....
(A scream is heard.)
Lord Crump: What was that?
Boosly: THAT WAS THE INTERVIEWEE NET!
Lord Crump: What?
Boosly: It is a net that catches an interviewee.
Lord Crump: Oh. So who did it catch?
Boosly: The Net caught Iggy!
Iggy: WAH!
Lord Crump: Pretty bad catch if you ask me.
Iggy: Hey!
Lord Crump: Couldn't it have caught someone cooler?
Iggy: Like me!
Lord Crump: You? Cool? I guess compared to Francis you are.
Boosly: Oh well. I will give the Lord the first question.
Lord Crump: Yes! So Iggy, in SMW how come you got assigned Yoshi's Island?
Iggy: Because I would be furthest away from Roy. Besides, everyone else got first dibs, so I kind of got stuck with it.
Boosly: Why are you Roy’s punching bag?
Iggy: When I was first born, Roy saw me and punched me so hard in the face, I was sent to get glasses because the punch hurt my vision. Since then, I have been a punching bag.
Boosly tries to punch Iggy because of his sob story. He goes through Iggy.
Iggy: WHY DID YOU TRY TO DO THAT?!
Boosly: I just don't like you. Next question!
Lord Crump: Who is smarter, you or Ludwig?
Iggy: Ludwig I'd say. Although, my intelligence is greatly underrated.
Lord Crump: Then how come you haven't used your "intelligence" to formulate a plan to stop Roy?
Iggy: Roy is beating me up 24/7. I don't have much time alone to do such a thing.
Boosly: Is Lemmy your true twin?
Iggy: No. We act like it, though. When we were in the cartoon shows they made us twins and as well as the youngest.
Boosly: Ok!
Lord Crump: Why do you act like a twin with Lemmy, of all people?
Iggy: Well, for starters we both have the same hairstyle. More importantly, we both enjoy the same things. We both like math, videogames, and playing pranks on people. It's natural that our personalities would match up.
Boosly: Yet you have glasses and he has a ball.
Iggy: WAH!!!
Boosly: Why are you a crybaby?
Iggy: Natural instinct from being beat up all the time.
Lord Crump: Have you ever tried to learn how to ride a ball?
Iggy: I’ve tried, but I'm not coordinated enough. I fall after the first seconds.
Lord Crump: Why am I not surprised?
Iggy: WAH!!!
Boosly: In SMB3 why were you blue and had blue glasses?
Iggy: Well, when they made that they thought I liked blue. Turned out I like all the colors. That is why I have rainbow hair!
Lord Crump: Well, I'm out of questions. How about you, Boosly?
Boosly: Yeah... AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!!! SEAT I’M A SCARY PLANT!
Roger the Potted Ghost: Why do you need thick frames for your glasses?
Iggy: King Dad was too cheap to buy a good pair of glasses.
Bowser: NOT TRUE!
Iggy: SORRY, KING DAD!!! We got it at "Wario's Gas". Best thick-framed glasses.
Boosly: Funny!
Lord Crump: Seat 38.
Yoshi: How in the world did you pull off that move to confuse Mario and Luigi in Superstar Saga?
Iggy: That was pure skill.
Lord Crump: Yeah, ok.
(Iggy begins spinning rapidly around Crump. When Iggy is done, Lord Crump is left sitting there confused and dizzy.)
Boosly: While I let Lord Crump revive, SEAT HEART OF THE BEAST.
Tubba's Heart: Are you happy that you are in New Super Mario Bros. for the Wii?
Iggy: I most certainly am! From 2D to 3D! I am so happy that we are no longer dead in the gaming industry!
Lord Crump: D'oh!
(Lord Crump spins his way into a trash can.)
Lord Crump: Wha-wha-wha…
Boosly: Grodus made you second-in-command?
Grodus: I KNOW IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!
Boosly: .... Seat GELATINOUS BLOB WITH LEGS!
Jalvo the Slime: Do you have more coordination than Lord Crump?
Iggy: I guess so... He ran into the trashcan. I have yet to do so!!!
Lord Crump: Well I will be leaving due to the fact that Grodus-
(Lord Crump flees.)
Grodus: YOU GET BACK HERE, YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF-
(Grodus runs too far away for us to hear the last part.)
Boosly: Well I guess the Lord is gone, so....
Iggy: END TRANSMISSION.
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