Jasper: Jasper!
JtS: I'm also having a guest interviewer.
YTtF: Guest?! You practically had to get down on your knees and wring me with your nonexistent arms! The only reason I even agreed is because you bet MJ!
MJ: He WHAT?!
JtS: You were supposed to keep that secret!!! I was going to write him a letter about that!
J: Speaking of letters, the interviewee net caught Parakarry!
Parakarry: Hey there! I will do the Interview if you can find my letters! Your net made me drop them!
J: It is like reliving Paper Mario again! Trying to recruit him, you had to find his dropped letters.
Iggy: WAAHHH! I DIDN'T PLAY PM AND YOU SPOILED IT!
YTtF: Get back in the cage with the others!
J: Ok, I got them all
P: Let’s start
JtS: Give out the first question, YTtF
YTtF: Ok, Mr. IRRESPONSIBLE MAILMAN. Why are you irresponsible?
P: I'm not! I just... get... dizzy... and I'm... clumsy?
YTtF: Not true.
JtS: Trust me, he is.
J: Why did you want to help Mario?
P: Easy! He helped me find my letters. It was the best thing I could do
J: I sorta knew that one...
YTtF: You still haven't answered my question.
P: Okay, okay, fine! I get tired, and I drop the letters, and I get so worked up about getting fired that... that... that...
YTtF: What? Snap out of it!!
JtS: It should be obvious, but I think he fainted.
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J: Don't worry, I'll revive him...
(Jasper uses his magic to light a flame on one of Parakarry's wings.)
P: *sniff* Something smells good... I'M ON FIRE AND THE ONLY WAY TO PUT IT OUT IS MORE COWBELL!
YTtF: What kind of idiot uses a cowbell to put out a fire?
(Jasper is playing the cowbell)
P: No worries, it is out! Thanks for the cowbell!
YTtF: Wow...
JtS: So, how was the party after the adventure?
P: Amazing! It was a lot of fun! I ate a lot of food. I got the day off, also! *nurses wing*
YTtF: Who was your favorite companion?
P: Goombario! He was smart and kind! We were good friends!
YTtF: ... The more you talk, the more I'm convinced you're a complete idiot.
J: Wow, I thought MJ was rude.
MJ: HEY!!!
JtS: Why do you wear an aviator hat?
P: Well, to keep me warm from the wind!
YTtF: I'd think that you're not cold, since you sweat so much.
P: (sweating) No! What makes you think that?! *shifty eyes*
YTtF: Well, you're so hasty and hurry up so much, you sweat.
P: No... Uh... You don't think that, do you, Jalvo?
JtS: Well.... You do answer stuff fast....
P: AHHHH! YTtF can you please give me a question?
YTtF: No.
JtS: I think he means it is time for audience questions...
YTtF: Ask a question first.
JtS: Ok
J: SEAT BOWSER'S HEART.
Peach: Why did I get this seat again... Anyways, was my Mario a good boy when you were traveling with him?
P: Yes he was. He helped me find and deliver my letters!
YTtF: Seat 300.
Random Spartan: Why is your shell blue?
P: Like I said, it gets cold up in the air. My shell turned blue because of it.
J: SEAT GREEN AND NERDY
Francis: How come my package has not came yet?!
P: Well, it will be there after the Interview! Besides, what is the big deal?
Francis: It is a brand new Swoon.exe! My dating sim!
J: HAHAHAHA!!! Geek!
YTtF: ASK OR DIE! WE CARE NOT FOR YOUR GEEKY STUFF!
Francis: Sure. How did you even get the job?
P: Um... I'm good?
MJ: The Pie of Truth seems to say otherwise.
(He stuffs Parakarry's throat with the Pie.)
P: I WAS CHOSEN BECAUSE I’VE LOVED MAIL SINCE I WAS A YOUNG KOOPA!
J: Koopa? You have wings!
P: They used magic and attached them to me...
JtS: Go, YTtF
YTtF: Seat FLOWER.
King Croacus: Ooo-wee-ooo! Like, why would they hire you even if you wanted to, since you stink as a mailman?
P: I bribed them.
J: SEAT TWO-SIDED FREAK
Luigi: HEY, I TAKE THAT PERSONALLY!
J: What about it?
Mr. L: Have you ever decided to align with Bowser?
P: Yes I have! I decided to stay good and become a mailman.
YTtF: And the final question: Seat ROBODRAGON.
Fracktail: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARIO?
Parakarry: He's cool! He helped me be better.
YTtF: Suuure. *rolls eyes* Now give me that!
(He grabs MJ and opens a plothole.)
YTtF: Now I take my share... and FLEE!J: He took MJ!!!JtS: Not to worry...
(Jalvo reproduces another MJ)
New MJ: How's it goin'?
J: I liked the old one....
NMJ: END TRANSMISSION.
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