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JALVO THE SLIME AND YOUR TWIN THE FOURTH interview PARAKARRY
 
By Jalvo the Slime and Your Twin the Fourth

4/25/09
Jalvo: Hi I'm Jalvo the Slime! I'm here with my loyal helper...

Jasper: Jasper!

JtS: I'm also having a guest interviewer.

YTtF: Guest?! You practically had to get down on your knees and wring me with your nonexistent arms! The only reason I even agreed is because you bet MJ!

MJ: He WHAT?!

JtS: You were supposed to keep that secret!!! I was going to write him a letter about that!

J: Speaking of letters, the interviewee net caught Parakarry!

Parakarry: Hey there! I will do the Interview if you can find my letters! Your net made me drop them!

J: It is like reliving Paper Mario again! Trying to recruit him, you had to find his dropped letters.

Iggy: WAAHHH! I DIDN'T PLAY PM AND YOU SPOILED IT!

YTtF: Get back in the cage with the others!

J: Ok, I got them all

P: Let’s start

JtS: Give out the first question, YTtF

YTtF: Ok, Mr. IRRESPONSIBLE MAILMAN. Why are you irresponsible?

P: I'm not! I just... get... dizzy... and I'm... clumsy?

YTtF: Not true.

JtS: Trust me, he is.

J: Why did you want to help Mario?

P: Easy! He helped me find my letters. It was the best thing I could do

J: I sorta knew that one...

YTtF: You still haven't answered my question.

P: Okay, okay, fine! I get tired, and I drop the letters, and I get so worked up about getting fired that... that... that...

YTtF: What? Snap out of it!!

JtS: It should be obvious, but I think he fainted.

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J: Don't worry, I'll revive him...

(Jasper uses his magic to light a flame on one of Parakarry's wings.)

P: *sniff* Something smells good... I'M ON FIRE AND THE ONLY WAY TO PUT IT OUT IS MORE COWBELL!

YTtF: What kind of idiot uses a cowbell to put out a fire?

(Jasper is playing the cowbell)

P: No worries, it is out! Thanks for the cowbell!

YTtF: Wow...

JtS: So, how was the party after the adventure?

P: Amazing! It was a lot of fun! I ate a lot of food. I got the day off, also! *nurses wing*

YTtF: Who was your favorite companion?

P: Goombario! He was smart and kind! We were good friends!

YTtF: ... The more you talk, the more I'm convinced you're a complete idiot.

J: Wow, I thought MJ was rude.

MJ: HEY!!!

JtS: Why do you wear an aviator hat?

P: Well, to keep me warm from the wind!

YTtF: I'd think that you're not cold, since you sweat so much.

P: (sweating) No! What makes you think that?! *shifty eyes*

YTtF: Well, you're so hasty and hurry up so much, you sweat.

P: No... Uh... You don't think that, do you, Jalvo?

JtS: Well.... You do answer stuff fast....

P: AHHHH! YTtF can you please give me a question?

YTtF: No.

JtS: I think he means it is time for audience questions...

YTtF: Ask a question first.

JtS: Ok

J: SEAT BOWSER'S HEART.

Peach: Why did I get this seat again... Anyways, was my Mario a good boy when you were traveling with him?

P: Yes he was. He helped me find and deliver my letters!

YTtF: Seat 300.

Random Spartan: Why is your shell blue?

P: Like I said, it gets cold up in the air. My shell turned blue because of it.

J: SEAT GREEN AND NERDY

Francis: How come my package has not came yet?!

P: Well, it will be there after the Interview! Besides, what is the big deal?

Francis: It is a brand new Swoon.exe! My dating sim!

J: HAHAHAHA!!! Geek!

YTtF: ASK OR DIE! WE CARE NOT FOR YOUR GEEKY STUFF!

Francis: Sure. How did you even get the job?

P: Um... I'm good?

MJ: The Pie of Truth seems to say otherwise.

(He stuffs Parakarry's throat with the Pie.)

P: I WAS CHOSEN BECAUSE I’VE LOVED MAIL SINCE I WAS A YOUNG KOOPA!

J: Koopa? You have wings!

P: They used magic and attached them to me...

JtS: Go, YTtF

YTtF: Seat FLOWER.

King Croacus: Ooo-wee-ooo! Like, why would they hire you even if you wanted to, since you stink as a mailman?

P: I bribed them.

J: SEAT TWO-SIDED FREAK

Luigi: HEY, I TAKE THAT PERSONALLY!

J: What about it?

Mr. L: Have you ever decided to align with Bowser?

P: Yes I have! I decided to stay good and become a mailman.

YTtF: And the final question: Seat ROBODRAGON.

Fracktail: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARIO?

Parakarry: He's cool! He helped me be better.

YTtF: Suuure. *rolls eyes* Now give me that!

(He grabs MJ and opens a plothole.)

YTtF: Now I take my share... and FLEE!J: He took MJ!!!JtS: Not to worry...

(Jalvo reproduces another MJ)

New MJ: How's it goin'?

J: I liked the old one....

NMJ: END TRANSMISSION.

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