(We see Red Shy Guy walking towards the Shy Guy Kingdom. He sees a large building.)
Inside...
BSG, GSG, and Bowser Jr: SURPRISE!
RSG: An Interview studio?!
BSG: You are now a Super Koopa, so you get another Interview studio.
GSG: Yeah, and it’s located in the Shy Guy Kingdom.
Bowser Jr: Right, and it looks like your old one but better.
RSG: COOOOOOL! Who am I interviewing?
BSG: Well I saw this person outside, so you shall interview him.
RSG: Who is he?
Mario: It’s-a me, Mario.
RSG: Okay, let’s get this Interview on!
5 minutes later...
RSG: Welcome! To the new Interview studio! Located in the Shy Guy Kingdom. Welcome to-
Lemmy: *huff* To *puff* Lemmy’s Interview Show!
RSG: Why are you tired?
Lemmy: I had to roll all the way here.
RSG: Well, please welcome Mario!
Mario: Thank you-a, Red Shy Guy.
RSG: Please, Mario, tell us about yourself.
Mario: Well it all started in Yoshi’s Island. I was getting picked up by the stork with my-a brother Luigi. Kamek then-a came and took-a Luigi. I landed on-a Yoshi, who helped me get reunited with my-a brother. Many years-a later me and my-a brother were in Brooklyn in the Brooklyn Plumbing Academy. We became plumbers, then Donkey Kong stole-a my girlfriend Paulina. I-a defeated Donkey Kong but my-a brother had trouble with the-a drain so then we were flushed to the Mushroom Kingdom. There we heard that Peach was-a kidnapped by-a Bowser. I went to-a save her and I did. Afterwards me and Luigi have lived here and competed in-a many things.
RSG: ZZZZZZZZ. Huh? Oh, question 1, how do you feel about your brother?
Mario: I love Luigi. I just don’t like that he whines when he is-a left behind.
RSG: Question 2, how do you feel about Peach?
Mario: I love Peach. She is-a pretty.
RSG: Question 3, how do you feel about Bowser kidnapping Peach?
Mario: I-a don’t like him for stealing my-a girlfriend.
RSG: Question 4, who do you like better, Peach or Paulina?
Mario: Peach.
RSG: Question 5, do you like that Lemmy treats you badly?
Mario: I HATE IT! IT’S NOT RIGHT!
RSG: Well, audience questions! SEAT FISTMASTER!
P.T. Piranha: What was your favorite Mario game?
Mario: I say Super Mario Sunshine since I went on a vacation.
RSG: Seat PRINCESSOFTHEMUSHROOMKINGDOM!
Peach: Mario, are you still mad that you don’t get paid for saving me?
Mario: Kind of. I don’t like that I don’t get paid for risking my life, but I do it for you, Peach.
RSG: Seat FORGOTTENBROTHER!
Luigi: Mario, how do you use your Mario Finale in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
Mario: The Smashball gives me enough energy to unleash lots of fire.
RSG: Seat IHATEYOUSOMUCH!
Bowser: What is your secret to winning?
Mario: Eating pasta.
Bowser: -_- I KNEW THAT!
RSG: SEAT FAVORITEDINOSAUR!
Yoshi: Mario how come your stache gives you luckiness?
Mario: It is a great mustache, that’s-a why.
RSG: Well, thanks, Mario, for coming.
Mario: No-a problem.
RSG: Well that’s all we have for today. See you next time on-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
BSG: END TRANSMISSION!
Later...
RSG: We will, on occasion, interview someone in their place.
BSG: Right! Spin the wheel!
(They through two darts. One lands on BSG and the other on King Boo.)
BSG: 0_0 OH NO!
GSG: Too bad, that’s who you’re going to interview.
RSG: Turn off that camera!
Camera Guy: Sorry.
RSG: *sigh*
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