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RED SHY GUY interviews MARIO
 
By Red Shy Guy

(We see Red Shy Guy walking towards the Shy Guy Kingdom. He sees a large building.)

Inside...

BSG, GSG, and Bowser Jr: SURPRISE!

RSG: An Interview studio?!

BSG: You are now a Super Koopa, so you get another Interview studio.

GSG: Yeah, and it’s located in the Shy Guy Kingdom.

Bowser Jr: Right, and it looks like your old one but better.

RSG: COOOOOOL! Who am I interviewing?

BSG: Well I saw this person outside, so you shall interview him.

RSG: Who is he?

Mario: It’s-a me, Mario.

RSG: Okay, let’s get this Interview on!

5 minutes later...

RSG: Welcome! To the new Interview studio! Located in the Shy Guy Kingdom. Welcome to-

Lemmy: *huff* To *puff* Lemmy’s Interview Show!

RSG: Why are you tired?

Lemmy: I had to roll all the way here.

RSG: Well, please welcome Mario!

Mario: Thank you-a, Red Shy Guy.

RSG: Please, Mario, tell us about yourself.

Mario: Well it all started in Yoshi’s Island. I was getting picked up by the stork with my-a brother Luigi. Kamek then-a came and took-a Luigi. I landed on-a Yoshi, who helped me get reunited with my-a brother. Many years-a later me and my-a brother were in Brooklyn in the Brooklyn Plumbing Academy. We became plumbers, then Donkey Kong stole-a my girlfriend Paulina. I-a defeated Donkey Kong but my-a brother had trouble with the-a drain so then we were flushed to the Mushroom Kingdom. There we heard that Peach was-a kidnapped by-a Bowser. I went to-a save her and I did. Afterwards me and Luigi have lived here and competed in-a many things.

RSG: ZZZZZZZZ. Huh? Oh, question 1, how do you feel about your brother?

Mario: I love Luigi. I just don’t like that he whines when he is-a left behind.

RSG: Question 2, how do you feel about Peach?

Mario: I love Peach. She is-a pretty.

RSG: Question 3, how do you feel about Bowser kidnapping Peach?

Mario: I-a don’t like him for stealing my-a girlfriend.

RSG: Question 4, who do you like better, Peach or Paulina?

Mario: Peach.

RSG: Question 5, do you like that Lemmy treats you badly?

Mario: I HATE IT! IT’S NOT RIGHT!

RSG: Well, audience questions! SEAT FISTMASTER!

P.T. Piranha: What was your favorite Mario game?

Mario: I say Super Mario Sunshine since I went on a vacation.

RSG: Seat PRINCESSOFTHEMUSHROOMKINGDOM!

Peach: Mario, are you still mad that you don’t get paid for saving me?

Mario: Kind of. I don’t like that I don’t get paid for risking my life, but I do it for you, Peach.

RSG: Seat FORGOTTENBROTHER!

Luigi: Mario, how do you use your Mario Finale in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

Mario: The Smashball gives me enough energy to unleash lots of fire.

RSG: Seat IHATEYOUSOMUCH!

Bowser: What is your secret to winning?

Mario: Eating pasta.

Bowser: -_- I KNEW THAT!

RSG: SEAT FAVORITEDINOSAUR!

Yoshi: Mario how come your stache gives you luckiness?

Mario: It is a great mustache, that’s-a why.

RSG: Well, thanks, Mario, for coming.

Mario: No-a problem.

RSG: Well that’s all we have for today. See you next time on-

Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!

BSG: END TRANSMISSION!

Later...

RSG: We will, on occasion, interview someone in their place.

BSG: Right! Spin the wheel!

(They through two darts. One lands on BSG and the other on King Boo.)

BSG: 0_0 OH NO!

GSG: Too bad, that’s who you’re going to interview.

RSG: Turn off that camera!

Camera Guy: Sorry.

RSG: *sigh*

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