Riley: Hello all! Leah got confronted by Shadoo after the events of her last show, so she is now in the hospital. My name is Riley Koopa, and I will be taking her place until she gets better.
Lakitu: I wish I was there to warn her about that contraption she stole…
Riley: Oh well. I will try my best to live up to her place. Everyone, please give a warm welcome to…
(A note card appears in front of Riley, startling her. She snatchs the card out of the air and reads it.)
Riley: Umm… The master of dimensions and the pleaser of crowds, Dimentio.
(Dimentio appears on the stage in a wave of distorted air, and floats into the empty seat across from Riley.)
Dimentio: Hello.
(Only a few people in the audience give a quiet clap.)
Dimentio: That was cold, like the icy chill of a freezer.
Riley: Anyways… if we can get moving along. First question, why did you create Dimension D?
Dimentio: Well, you see, I always needed a place to study the Dark Prognosticus. Everywhere I tried to hide, someone would always end up bothering me and wonder what I was reading. I originally created it to use as a place to be alone in, but then I changed it into a world where I would be powered up in during battles.
Riley: Okay…
Dimentio: I could show you it now if you like.
Riley: Sure, I guess… (How does Leah put up with these people?)
(Dimentio snaps his fingers, causing a small box to appear around a Boo in the audience and making it disappear.)
Dimentio: Oops, looks like my aim was bad, like an archer shooting an arrow into a thick fog.
Riley: Never mind on the trip… So, why did you join Count Bleck in trying to destroy worlds with the void?
Dimentio: Well, I was actually using him as a mere pawn, you see. I wanted to use that power to recreate all of the worlds under my rule. I almost had it too, but that stupid plumber in green failed me and I was defeated.
Riley: Yeah, Luigi never works out for anyone.
Luigi: Hey!
Riley: Be quiet, you, you know it’s true.
(She takes out a golf club and drives Luigi out a closed window, making him fly into the distance.)
Lakitu: Was that really necessary?
Riley: Well, Leah gave me permission to get rid of him if he was any trouble.
(She holds up a paper with Leah’s signature to the camera.)
Lakitu: Well, that does look binding. All right, continue.
Riley: Anyways, to draw on my last question. Why did you team up with Bleck instead of just going on your own? You proved to be much more powerful than him.
Dimentio: Ah, a fine question. Well, it is true that I am much stronger than that stooge, but I wanted to test the powers of the heroes to make sure they were the real deal, and Luigi, as you call him, was the man in green that the Prognosticus told about.
Riley: Interesting… Now, we all know that you helped the heroes on their adventure, such as warping Princess Peach out of Bleck’s castle before she got brainwashed. Why did you help them?
Dimentio: The Dark Prognosticus said that the heroes needed to fight with the controller of the Chaos Heart and lose for the prophecy to be finished. But the heroes wound up in certain situations where they would have had their games ended or been trapped forever. I needed to help them out of those to keep them on their path.
Riley: Nice and evil… Interesting combination. Looks like we’re running out of time, so that means, audience questions! Seat number 572.
Yoshi: How long it take to learn magic you use?
Dimentio: Your grammar stinks, like a rotten egg sitting in the sun.
Yoshi: Yoshi is taking lessons…
Riley: Can you please answer the question?
Dimentio: Oh, right. It took years of practicing to get to the level of mastery that I have gained. It would have taken decades, but the powers in my Dimension D helped me learn much quicker.
Riley: Seat number 000.
Morton: How do you disappear, go invisible, hide from people? I would like to know because not many people can do that besides Boos, and Boos can only do that because they’re ghosts and I’d like to be a ghost so I could-
(A magical box appears around Morton, keeping his voice from being heard by the others. It doesn’t seem to stop him from talking to the poor Toad that is stuck inside with him.)
Dimentio: Well, I don’t truly disappear, as you might think. I just simply flip into 3D as Mario did. Thankfully, when I was spying on those heroes, he didn’t flip to find me.
Riley: All right, one last question before we’re out of time. Seat Super Koopa.
Phantos67: When you trapped Luigi, Mario, Peach, Bowser, and yourself at the end in the boxes and set the explosions off inside them, were you truly ending their and your games?
Dimentio: Well, no, I never actually killed anyone in that way. I merely warped them into the Underwhere, disguising it as if I were ending them. Queen Jaydes told them that they were “very much alive” as well. In Bleck’s castle, however, I only knocked Luigi out and shielded myself from the blasts, planting a Floro Sprout seed into his subconscious mind in the process.
Phantos67: I see, very nice.
Riley: Seems like we’re all out of time. Thank you for answering all these questions, Mr. Dimentio.
Dimentio: No problem.
(Dimentio snaps his finger and blasts go off in the box that Morton and the random Toad are in.)
Dimentio: Oops… Ciao!
(Dimentio disappears in the same fashion as he entered the room.)
Riley: Leah, please get better soon…
Lakitu: End transmission.
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