Fireball: Hello, and welcome to the show, everyone!
Wario: Hello.
Fireball: Yes, hello to you as well, Wario. Now, today will be a grand Interview.
Kroshi: Why?
Fireball: For two other people shall be interviewing with me. And I don't even know who they are.
Luigi: Yep, that's our Fireball.
Fireball: If we wanted to hear your comments, we would ask, Luigi.
Phantos67: Well, time to interview... NOT YOU AGAIN! This is what, the third time?!
Wacko: I believe so, yes. So we'll be on our way-
Phantos67: It doesn't mean I don't want to do another one.
Wacko: >_<
Phantos67: Awesome, let's start!
Fireball: Wait, one more person is interviewing.
Phantos67: ... Who?
Jalvo the Slime: ...
Mini Jalvo: So sorry for the trouble. Ludwig made this cool gizmo that pops right into him.
(The gizmo is a thing that makes Jalvo talk.)
Jalvo: Hey! I am Jalvo the Slime! That's the name!
Phantos67: Oh, the comic and art guy. Cool! Welcome, dude.
Fireball: Yes, welcome Jalvo. I find strange that he is slime...
Kroshi: Meh, what are you going to do about it?
Fireball: Nothing...
Kroshi: I see...
Phantos67: I say we give the guest the first question. Fire away, laddie!
Wacko: Phantos the Pirate, beware!
Jalvo: Wait, me?! Well, is Kamek the guest? I was hoping for something cooler like Mr. L or Dimentio.
MJ: Well, I believe he is, sir!
Jalvo: Gah! Why bother? Kamek, why did you decide to create me and Salvo?
Kamek: Well, it all started when a stork came to deliver two babies. I was able to grab one. Then a Yoshi started to steal all of Lord Bowser’s land. I decided to create Salvo at the final part of your castle. I made you by accident.
Jalvo: WHAT?!
Kamek: I WASN'T FINISHED YET!!!
MJ: Well finish!
Kamek: Then I made you have powers to create mini you’s! Also I wanted McKoopas. When you brought me a meal you owned it.
Jalvo: Ok... Next question
Phantos67: Are you king of the Magikoopa or just a powerful Magikoopa?
Kamek: I am a powerful Magikoopa, not their king. I wish I was their king, but they won't let me. I don't really feel like leading a revolt on them, so I stay in my place.
(Fireball takes a look at the clock)
Kroshi: I know, Fireball, this is going to be a long Interview.
Fireball: Afraid so. Next question, in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! there is a sign that says "KAMEK'S MAGIC SHOW"... What's up with that?
Kamek: Well, since everyone was busy doing Mario Kart, which I should have been in, I decided to make a magic show. Surprisingly, it went very well. I had to pay a lot for advertising though!
Fireball: Hmm... Maybe I should have seen that magic show.
Phantos67: Who knows, maybe somebody will make a Scribble of it. Where did you get your broom?
Kamek: I just took my broom from the broom closet one day, and said a spell to make it fly.
Jalvo: That's it?
Kamek: Yep
Jalvo: Yet you are not able to make me talk naturally
Kamek: Yep.
MJ: Is that allm Jalvo?
Jalvo: No, Kamek, how did you become a Magikoopa?
Kamek: Well, I was just born this way! My parents were Magikoopas.
Jalvo: Ok then...
Fireball: All right, next question here, are you and Kammy related, friends, what?
Kamek: Kammy and I are very good friends. We practice broom flying, magic, and much more together. It's like Bowser hired the exact same people.
Bowser: I did? Well you both stink at your job anyway!
Kamek: Hey, who helped you when you were young?!
Bowser: Me!
Kamek: Oh, well I thought I helped at least some...
Jalvo: So, are we taking questions from the audience or something?
Phantos67: Now we are. Seat GREEN AND NERDY!
Francis: How come all Magikoopas wear glasses?
Kamek: It's hereditary that we don't have good eyesight. So we all end up wearing glasses at one point or another.
Fireball: Seat 4,525!
Speedy Spookster: Wanna race for a Star?
Kamek: No.
Speed Spookster: Okay, but to get serious for a moment. How do the Magikoopas learn their magic?
Kamek: Well, it's my duty to teach the new Magikoopas magic. I take on the new ones, and Kammy helps the veteran Magikoopas. Two different classes, see?
Speedy Spookster: Yeah, I see the point. Thanks for answering my question.
Kamek: Well, my pleasure.
Jalvo: Seat Number 6,342
Goomba: How many elder Magikoopas are there?
Kamek: Well, just two that I can think of. One is Kammy and the other is me!
Goomba: How about... Never mind.
Kamek: Ok then.
Jalvo: Like what he said. Moving on.
Fireball: All right, seat 5,125.
Shy Guy: What's with Kammy replacing you in Paper Mario games, while you are only seen with Baby Bowser?
Kamek: At the time, I was Bowser’s most royal Magikoopa, making me in charge, but when Bowser grew older, he wanted me to train other Koopas, and gave Kammy the Royal Magikoopa role.
Shy Guy: So, you’re not the boss?
Kamek: Me and Kammy are co-Royal Magikoopas.
Kroshi: Somewhat makes sense.
(Phantos67 gets patted by Fireball.)
Phantos67: Huh? Oh, seat JAR LOVER!
Jarvis: Would you say you and Bowser get along and that you like working for him?
Kamek: Yeah, I'd say so. We get along well, but some of what he wants me to do, I don't like. But yes, we get along and I don't mind doing what he asks of me.
Jalvo: Seat 5,250.
Bow: Are you stronger than Kammy?
Kamek: Well... No. We are the same in strength.
Fireball: Let's all call out one more seat, seat 00001!
Larry: Who do you say knows Bowser better, you or Kammy?
Kamek: Me I would say, I raised the little guy since he was a baby. He was still evil then, those were the good old days. Drinking evil cow milk...
Bowser: Oh yeah... That was good evil cow milk...
Phantos67: Seat NINJA BLOB GUY!
Ninji: Are most Magikoopas bald, like is it hereditary?
Kamek: Yes. That's why we have our hats on so nobody will see. We go bald at an early age.
Jalvo: Seat 107
Kooper: How come Magikoopas have no shell?
Kamek: Well, we have no reason to have one due to the fact that we own broomsticks to fly and magic wands to defend ourselves. Koopas have shells to protect themselves.
Kooper: Thanks.
Kamek: No problem
Kooper: I mean it.
Kamek: I know.
Fireball: Well that's the end of the Interview, thank goodness!
Kroshi: Why?
Fireball: I don't know, but thanks for doing this Interview with me, Phanto guy and Jalvo who has no arms!
Phantos67: Ummm... Thanks, Yoshi with a black sprout of hair on top and orange blob guy with legs.
Jalvo: Thanks red Yoshi with black sprout of hair on top and floating mask guy!
Kamek: Do you smell something burning?
MJ: Oh no... The gizmo is short-circuiting...
Jalvo: What?!
(Jalvo explodes)
Fireball: Well, that about ends it.
Kroshi: Yep...
Fireball: End transmission.
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