Fawful: Now, HERE’s someone cool for me to Interview.
Boom: He’s the same guy as that loser Luigi.
Fawful: SHADDUP!
Boom: *sigh*
Mr. L: I’m awesome.
Fawful: Yes you are. Now where did you get that awesome costume?
Mr. L: Well, Nastasia handed it to me after I woke up in Castle Bleck. She said I used to be a great hero, that I lost my memory, and that I should join them in their fight for justice
Fawful: Well, where’d you get Brobot?
Mr. L: Well, I got Brobot when Nastasia told me that my real brother died in the tragic accident where I lost my memory, and that Count Bleck, my leader, turned his body parts into machine parts so that I could revive him.
Luigi: Hi, look-alike!
Boom: Now how is that possible?!
Mr. L: Your face.
Fawful: How would you describe yourself?
Mr. L: Your face.
Luigi: I think he means that he feels like the great Luigi, except cooler, which I don’t get. How could someone be cooler than me?
Mr. L: Like this.
(Mr. L starts breakdancing awesomely)
Fawful: Why do you eat Shroom Shakes so much?
Mr. L: Well, I found the least expensive item that restored health, and bought as many as I could. I’m smart.
Luigi: Why do you think so highly of yourself?
Mr. L: I was a great hero. What’s not to like? Not to mention I got charm, cool moves, and a robot brother that can burst through dimensional walls!
Fawful: Audience Questions! Seat NO SEAT HERE
Goomba: Can I get off the floor?
Fawful: NO! ASK A QUESTION!
Goomba: How did you get Brobot L-type to work? All that complex machinery must have busted his circuit board!
Mr. L: I told you, he was once a human! I was able to recover his hands and feet after some hard work in the Cragnon mines.
Boom: *sigh* Seat I’M PART OF YOUR CREW!
Russ T: Why did you want the Pure Heart if it was already dead?
Mr. L: Well, I had heard news that it could be revived, so I took it. After that, Mario randomly attacked me for it.
Luigi: Seat NO SEAT HERE EITHER
Koopa: How are you still alive if Dimentio killed you?
Mr. L: Didn’t Bestovius tell you that Super Paper Mario was really an intricate scam?
Koopa: No.
Fawful: No one watches my Interviews. : (
Mr. L: Seat WOW, THIS INTERVIEW STUDIO IS EXPERIENCING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS. NO SEAT HERE EITHER!!!
Lemmy: How did you get into the Whoa Zone without Squirps?
Mr. L: Well, Dimentio put some magic into Brobot so it could teleport by ripping through backdrops.
Fawful: Seat NO COMMENT.
Stanley the Talking Fish: Why do you refer to yourself as “Green Thunder”?
Mr. L: Well, the hero I used to be had thunder powers.
Stanley: And how do you like Bleck’s other minions?
Mr. L: THOSE IDIOTS?! I loved ‘em’ They were great actors in SPM. Mimi with her “bratty girl” act, Dimentio with his “insane act”, and O’Chunks with his “Scottish tough guy” act
Fawful: You asked two questions! BE PUNISHED!
Stanley: End Transmission!
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