NF: Welcome everybody! Fawful and I are going to interview Kooper from the original Paper Mario.
(Kooper goes onstage as the audience claps.)
Fawful: I must say, how are you feeling?
Kooper: I’m doing well myself. I appreciate being here today!
NF: The first question is, where did you get that shell?
Kooper: Oh, we Koopas don’t buy shells. We grow shells on our backs as we get older.
Fawful: I didn’t know that. Anyway, why did you join Mario’s party?
Kooper: He got my shell back for me! Stupid Fuzzies…
Fawful: The Fuzzies stole your shell?
Kooper: Yes! They stole every Koopa’s shell in Koopa Village! They caused mischief, I tell ya. I didn’t like it one bit. Thanks to Mario, the village is back to the way it was again.
NF: That was surely nice of him even though I don’t like Mario. Next question is, why do you wear that bandanna around your neck?
Kooper: I got it for my birthday! I wore it and never took it off. It’s like I treasure this thing.
NF: That’s good. It’s nice to care for someone’s gift they give to you.
Fawful: Audience questions! Seat BOMBGIRL.
Bombette: Do you plan to appear in another game?
Kooper: Nah. Koopas aren’t really that popular. Thanks for asking, though.
Bombette: No problem!
NF: Seat IHATETHEKOOPALINGS.
Jr. Troopa: Hey blue shell! Who’s your favorite Koopaling?
Kooper: Lemmy is my favorite. He has cool hair.
Lemmy: Yay! I rule! Nobody could ever hate the youngest Koopaling!
Iggy: I agree!
Fawful: Seat MEANKOOPAKID.
Roy Koopa: Hey wimp! Do ya have a girlfriend?
Kooper: No.
Roy: Why don’t you?
Lemmy: Hey! No double questions!
Roy: Don’t tell me what to do!
Lemmy: Whatever.
NF: Hey, it looks like we’re out of time! End transmission!
Lakitu: But you still have-
Mouser: She said end transmission, you idiot!
Lakitu: But-
Daisy: Nope! You have to end-
TRANSMISSION TERMINATED
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