Pig Koopa was sitting in his room when a knock was heard on the door. He opened it.

Lemmy: Do you want to keep your job?

Pig Koopa: Yes.

Lemmy: Well then you’re going to have to interview Super Dry Bones.

Pig: Can I do a co-op?

Lemmy: The only other person who isn’t busy is Anthony S. Koopa, but if you join him you’ll also have to interview Dark Bones.

Pig: It’s a price I’ll have to pay.

At the studio...

Anthony: Who are you?

Pig Koopa: Pig Koopa.

Anthony: And?

Pig Koopa: We are going to co-op interview.

Anthony: Wh-

Lemmy: Anthony, do it or he's fired, and I'll freeze you with my Freeze Gun.

Anthony: Ok. I call the shots. One, don't interrupt me. Two, don't beat me up like YTtF. Three, break rules 1 and 2 and you'll be sorry.

Pig Koopa: K.

Anthony: Good. Now then.

15 minutes later...

Anthony: So, Super Dry Bones, why are you SUPER? S.D.B: I ate a Super Mushroom.

Pig: This is for you also, would you like to be in another game?

S.D.B: Yeah, I can’t die, plus I’m already dead.

Pig: What about when you fell off the ledge in the world 5 castle?

S.D.B: I wasn’t in that level.

Anthony: So, Dark Bones, why do they call you DARK BONES?

D.B: Umm, my color. DUR-DA-DUR!

Pig: If you had to choose to work for the Shadow Queen or Count Bleck, whom would you choose?

D.B: The Shadow Queen. She’s cute, and that “Bleck” person, he’s just evil.

Anthony: So, for both of you, how did you become a Dry Bones period?

S.D.B: I was once a nice Koopa named Geffery who lived in Petalburg. I went to Hooktail’s Castle and was defeated and dragged into the dungeon. A year later, I was alive like this.

D.B: I was born this way...

Anthony: 0__0 I feel sorry for you.

D.B: It's ok. :~(

Pig: How do you like, um… dead life?

S.D.B: It’s fine, but no one will talk to me. Plus none of the Dry Bones girls are hot. Come on!

D.B: I’m a girl. Am I hot?

S.D.B: Sort of…

D.B: Anyways, it’s fine, and normal Dry Bones fear me. I’m two-of-a-kind you know, and I’m super strong.

Anthony: Hmm...

Pig Koopa: What?

Anthony: I can't think of a question. Sooooooo... AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat "BLAH!"

Morton: What's your favorite game you've been in?

S.D.B: I've only been in one game, New Super Mario Bros. *sniffle*

D.B: Umm... Paper Mario TTYD.

Pig Koopa: Seat "IAMSTUPID".

Mario: Do you like cheese?

Anthony: ??? Okay, moving on. Seat "Iamineverysinglegame."

Goomba: I am not in every single game. Anyways, can you guys "die"?

S.D.B: Technically we can faint because we are already dead. I mean we can "die" but not really because you can knock my head in lava and I will still regenerate.

D.B: What he said.

Pig Koopa: Seat "WHOAREYOU?"

Luigi: *sigh* Why do you hate Mario and me?

S.D.B: Hello, I work for Bowser.

D.B: The Shadow Queen said to hate Mario, but I don't know about you.

Anthony: Ok. Hmm... Seat "Hmm..."

Kolorado: Where do you usually stay?

S.D.B: Castles.

D.B: Anywhere the Shadow Queen is.

Pig Koopa: Seat “COP”.

Toad Cop: Are you aware that you are both under arrest and will be taken after this Interview?

S.D.B: Does he have a ticket?

Toad Cop: Yes I do, and you are still-

A dark purple Thwomp falls down and crushes him.

D.B: Thank you, Shadow Thwomp.

Shadow Thwomp: You’re welcome.

Anthony: Seat “IampoundingIggy”.

Roy: Who’s ya favorite Koopaling?

S.D.B: Ludwig and you are tied for being the biggest.

D.B: Who are the Koopalings?

Pig: Roy, don’t answer that. Seat “CHRUSHINGDARKNESS”.

Shadow Thowmp: Who do you like better, King Boo or Elder Princess Shroob?

S.D.B: I hate Boos! Elder Princess Shroob, but I don’t want to be in Yoob’s belly.

D.B: I’ve never heard of either of them.

Pig: You need to get out more.

Anthony: Yes, you do. Seat “Hammar”.

Hammer Bro: You spelled my seat name wrong. What five-letter word is always spelled wrong?

S.D.B: That’s too easy; it’s canine.

D.B: That’s a six-letter word, and you spelled it right. The answer is Wrong.

Hammer Bro: Oh… Thanks for the help. Now I finished my online IQ test.

Pig: Seat “SPACE”.

X-Naut: If your homes were blown up, where would you go?

S.D.B: Giant Land.

D.B: Under Dark Land.

S.D.B: Why?

D.B: Just do it.

S.D.B: Fine.

(They get on the square and then the square ejects them.)

S.D.B and D.B: We're blasting of agaaaaainnn...

Anthony: Good. Now leave, Pig.

Pig Koopa: Fine, just take one step ahead.

Anthony: Fine, but what's this gonna prove?

Pig Koopa: That I'm smarter than you.

(Anthony is ejected.)

Anthony: I want cannnnndyyyy...

Pig Koopa: Too easy. END TRANSMISSION.

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