Phantos67: Welcome to a special edition of the Phantos67 Interview show! This is my 20th Interview! Today the audience will interview the interviewee! And that interviewee is Koopa!
(A Koopa with a red shell comes in.)
Phantos67: Let’s get started. The seats will be called in descriptions and numbers today. Seat 74!
Blaze Koopa: When Bowser gets ticked off and treats you and other minions like punching bags, what are you thinking when he does so?
Koopa: Well... I really want to hit him back, but I know it will just lead to further torture. So to answer your question: I’m really angry.
Bowser: You’d better NOT hit me back!
(Koopa develops an anime sweat drop.)
Phantos67: Bowser, get out.
Bowser: No.
Phantos67: Fine, go ahead and stay then.
(Thud comes out of nowhere and squashes Bowser.)
Wacko: Seat IHATEYOSHIS!
Shrugger Shroob: IF KOOPAS ARE SO POWERFUL, THEN HOW COME YOU'RE THE EASIEST ENEMY TO BEAT?! I MEAN, IN SMW, GOOMBAS WERE TECHNICALLY STRONGER!
Koopa: Well those were a special type of Goombas, not normal. Umm... Koopas are considered strong because we have strength in numbers. We are really a weak creature.
G Bloop: Seat number 2!
James Issac Koopa: Why are you green Koopas so dumb? When you guys come to a ledge, you guys walk off. Oh, and who has seat number one?! I wanted seat number one!!
Koopa: Our shell color shows our level of intelligence. Green is the lowest in IQ.
Phantos67: 1-up Boo is in seat 1, James.
James: Curse you!
Phantos67: NO CURSING OR THUD WILL KILL YOU!
James: Fine.
1-up Boo: You’d better not curse me!
Popple: Seat IGGYBUTISHEREALLY.
Your Twin the Fourth: Why do the Koopas in Superstar Saga and Partners in Time look so weird?
Koopa: Weird is a matter of opinion, but that’s because they were ELITE Koopas, so they turned out a little strange looking to some, but they were good fighters!
THUD: SEAT MUSHROOMGENERAL!
Phantos67: It looks kinda weird when the seat name is in all caps, but so are your ordinary words.
Thud: RRRRRR...
General Toad: Why do some Koopas walk on two legs, and others walk on all fours?
Koopa: Some (like elite Koopas) fight better on all fours and other prefer standing up and using their arms.
Phantos67: Seat 100,000,000,000!
Anthony S. Koopa: If you had the choice, would you rather work for King Boo or Bowser?
Koopa: Umm... *looks at Bowser* I guess-
Phantos67: Wait a second! Bowser is back?! THUD, SQUASH HIM AND SQUASH HIM HARD!
(Thud obeys and repeats multiple times.)
Koopa: KING BOO! Bowser tortures us and makes us do all kinds of bad work. And you know, I actually like Mario! He’s a nice guy!
Mario: *sniff, sniff* That’s so touching.
Phantos67: Seat MY DEAR SISTER!
LOTR: Don’t call me dear sister. I am LOTR! Where do you picture yourself in ten years? Sitting in a dungeon with dweeby arms, or sitting in a place of power?
Koopa: If I stay with Bowser, dweeby arms, but with King Boo maybe a place of power!
King Boo: Don’t bet the farm on that.
Phantos67: A quick contribution from me. What was your favorite game that your species appeared in?
Koopa: Hmmm... Mario Kart Wii!
Phantos67: Typical.
My seat will be Seat GENERICNUMBER!
Kingfisher: Since they are easily removed, where do Koopas get their shells? Is their someplace they can buy them or something?
Koopa: There is a place called “The Shell Shop” where you can buy used or new shells, but Koopas grow them back. Trust me, it takes a loooooong time! That’s why most of them go and buy a new one.
Phantos67: Hold it! A Koopa could just go buy a higher-ranking shell and he would be smarter?
Koopa: No, you have to show ID.
Phantos67: ... Of course.
Wacko: Seat GUITARPLAYINGBANDANA!
zz1666: Is there a difference between the Koopas in the army and the Koopas who live in villages, such as Petalburg, and are you a Koopa from the army or a small village?
Koopa: I am from a small village called Troopa Town, and there is a difference between the two kinds. The army Koopas know how to fight really well (and do fight) while normal village Koopas don’t. I personally do know how because I was in the army.
Phantos67: Did you retire?
Koopa: I’m not that old! I quit.
Phantos67: Seat number 1!
1-up Boo: Finally! In Paper Mario there was the part where the Fuzzies took the Koopas’ shells. How does this make you feel?
Koopa: Well, when I bought the game and played and got to that part and it happened... I took a chair and threw it through the TV screen.
Phantos67: ... Don’t you think that was a little over dramatic?
Koopa: Kind of.
Fireball: Paper Mario's an old game, Wii is the new thing, now say my seat!
Phantos67: ... You’re not supposed to talk until I call. But oh well. FIRE 12!
Fireball: Are Fuzzies and Koopas enemies? I mean, they DID steal your shells. Plus, you never see them together in the same room.
Koopa: Well, it was just that one game, but we are even now. Some Koopas beat them up afterward, so to answer your question: They are afraid of us, so we're friends for now.
Phantos67: Seat 8!
Midna Koopa: What do most Koopas do nowadays?
Koopa: Well, Koopas either work for Bowser or strike off on their own. I live in a small village called Cape Koop where I have a nice life. Other Koopas just work for Bowser and live miserable lives.
Phantos67: Seat MARLOW WICKS!
Waluigi’s Twin: Except for a couple of occasions, there have been Koopas in the Mario Kart competition. How come? After all, even if some Koopas don't work for Bowser, the Koopa King certainly wouldn't approve of the extra competition.
Koopa: Well, the Koopas who are independent and don’t follow Bowser’s orders usually are the ones who play in the Mario Kart games. And the reason that they sometimes don’t appear is Bowser usually captures them and puts them in the dungeon. One brave Koopa named Jacob appeared in Mario Kart Wii, but I just heard he got put in the dungeon also.
Phantos67: And for the final question, KOOPA IN THE RESERVED SEAT!
Dark Koopa: Why are you inferior to Dark Koopas?
Koopa: *sigh* Bcause you have higher stats and better attacks and look cooler...
Phantos67: Did he bribe you to say that?
Koopa: Hehehehe... umm... No.
Phantos67: I see... Well thank you for joining us on a special interview! I’m Phantos67, and join us next time on *insert all the names of people who asked questions here* Interview Show! END TRANSMISSION!
(I would like to thank Blaze Koopa, Shrugger Shroob, James Issac Koopa, 1-up Boo, Your Twin the Fourth, General Toad, Anthony S. Koopa, LOTR, Kingfisher, zz1666, Midna Koopa, Waluigi’s Twin, and Dark Koopa for contributing to this Interview. Thank you for sending in questions!)
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