(Phantos67 is warped to his own castle.)
Phantos67: Woah! What happened?! I was just with Your Twin the Fourth! I’m... back at home?
G Bloop: WOW!
Wacko: YEEEEEEEEEESSS!!! HOME SWEET HOME, AT LAST!
Phantos67: Interview time then, Welcome... JONATHAN JOHNNY JONES!
Wacko: Another co-op? You've got to be kidding me.
Phantos67: Nope! TELEPORT TIME!
(Jonathan Johnny Jones and his crew are teleported to the castle.)
Phantos67: Welcome!
JOHNNY: Mighty fine castle you got here, Phantos67.
zz: Wow, two co-ops in a row. I hope Crump doesn't get too mad about this.
Wacko: My boss is a co-op freak!
Zeek: That Blooper is really creeping me out.
G Bloop: ...
Cod: Don't be scared, you wimp.
Mr. Salty: Do you have any salt? I mean, it's been a whole two minutes since I've last ate salt.
JOHNNY: So Phantos, who do ye have planned for interviewing?
Phantos67: Bowser the so-called Koopa King.
Bowser: I am the Koopa King!
Phantos67: Uh-huh. Whatever. Q1, why are you so obsessed with capturing Mario?
Bowser: I just can't stand it! He beats me EVERY single time!
Phantos67: You should just give up. Oh, and you didn't answer me.
Bowser: I just did. He beats me every time, so I have to try again.
Phantos67: Shouldn't you just give up?
Bowser: Come again?
Phantos67: Your turn, Johnny.
JOHNNY: All right. Who is your favorite Koopaling and why?
Bowser: I hate them all!
Lemmy: What?!
Bowser: Wow, you actually believed me. You know I just joke around. Now, I love them all so much…
(They all start shining big smiles.)
Bowser: But I'm going to say Lemmy, because he is the owner of Lemmy's Land, and I have to send him into the dungeon the least.
Lemmy: I knew you loved me the most.
Bowser: Lemmy, not in public.
Audience: Ha ha!
Bowser: Rawr!
(In a fit of rage Bowser spits fire, burning half the audience.)
Bowser: That ought to teach him.
Phantos67: In Mario and Luigi 3, you are a playable character. Want to tell us a bit about that?
Bowser: Classified until release date, but I will tell you that I am VERY Important.
Phantos67: Answer me this. Why did you team up with the Mario Bros. in Superstar Saga?
Bowser: I was going to double cross them afterward
JOHNNY: Liar!
Bowser: Says you!
JOHNNY: How did you get the name Bowser?
Bowser: Morton Koopa Sr. wanted to give me a tough-sounding name.
JOHNNY: That's a dumb reason.
Bowser: Shut up!
Phantos67: What's your relationship with Kamek?
Bowser: He was my babysitter when I was little. Then he babysat my kids for me. He's in my army and he does what I want.
Wacko: Interesting. So why did you ground pound him in Yoshi's Island?
Bowser: I was mad at him. We had a fight before about turtles and microwave ovens.
Wacko: Sounds deep.
Bowser: Oh, it was.
JOHNNY: Liar!
Bowser: That must be your favorite word to say.
JOHNNY: Liar!
Bowser: You're a liar.
JOHNNY: Arg, this be getting boring. Why did you choose to build your castle in Dark Land?
Bowser: Simple. No one else wanted Dark Land, it was the only available place, no one ever goes there, and it’s dark and scary.
JOHNNY: I'm never going there!
Bowser: You're scared.
JOHNNY: No I'm not!
Bowser: BOO!
JOHNNY: Ah! Who said that?!
Phantos67: ...
Wacko: Ask a question, Boss.
Phantos67: Fine. Bowser, how come in Super Mario RPG you looked horrible?
Bowser: That's because the game’s graphics totally stunk. Ask a good question.
Phantos67: Ok. Why do you hate Mario? Couldn't you just live in peace?
Bowser: No. It all started when Baby Mario beat me up in Yoshi's Island. I hate him. He ruins all my fun.
Phantos67: Audience question time. I'll let you call the first seat.
JOHNNY: That's so generous of you. How about you in seat 10?
Zip Toad: Have you ever though of teaming up with other villains in an attempt to beat Mario?
Bowser: I don't need no stinking help from any of those so called "villains". I'm the only true villain, and the only one who can come close to beating Mario.
Phantos67: Seat REALLY COOL ARTIST!
Stan: You should make your enemies look like my drawings. So here's a question. Did you make all those enemies yourself?
Bowser: A few like Bob-omb and Bully, others I just found.
JOHNNY: Seat 36!
Boshi: How come you always kidnap Peach instead of Daisy?
Bowser: Simple. If I successfully kidnap Peach, I control the Mushroom Kingdom, which is far superior to Sarasaland.
Phantos67: Seat WIGIT THE PIDGIT!
Wigit the Pidgit: How come you don't go after Dream Land?
Bowser: Wart is taking care of that right now. Someday I'm going to takeover for him.
JOHNNY: Let's wrap it up with this final question, seat 2.
Koops: How come you aren't friends with the friendly Koopas who aren’t in the army?
Bowser: Those panzys are too nice, and are no use to me, as they don’t hate Mario and they can’t fight.
zz: Nice Interview.
JOHNNY: Arg, as long as I'm in it, how can it be bad?
Cod: Let's just hope Crump isn’t too mad.
Mr. Salty: Crump is an idiot, that's all.
Zeek: Uh Salty, he’s right behind you.
Lord Crump: Yo, how am I stupid, dog?
(Crump punches Salty all the way back to the second grade.)
Lord Crump: JOHNNY dog, I’d better be in your next Interview, or else.
Phantos676: Well, thanks for coming, guys! Maybe we could do it again soon.
Wacko: DON'T INVITE THEM AGAIN! PLEASE, NO MORE CO-OP INTERVIEWS!!!
Phantos67: You’re in for a looooooong ride, Wacko. We may be home, but not for long!
G Bloop: I'm ending this. END TRANSMISSION!
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