JOHNNY: It's everyone’s favorite time of the week again!
Zeek: Bedtime?
Cod: Snack time?
Mr. Salty: Salt time?
zz: Takeover the world time?!
JOHNNY: No you idiot, it’s Iinterview time!
Lord Crump: Yo, you promised you'd do the next one with me, dog.
JOHNNY: Did I?
Zeek: No.
Lord Crump: Too bad!
(Lord Crump throws Zeek out of the studio.)
JOHNNY: Arg, fine, I'll do this one with you.
Lord Crump: Crump happy!
Mr. Salty: Crump stupid.
Lord Crump: What did you say, dog?!
(Lord Crump throws a carrot at Salty.)
Mr. Salty: Ahhhh, my weakness! You know I'm allergic to fruits and vegetables! No, I'm melting!
Kammy: No taking my line!
(Mr. Salty melts into a pile of salt.)
Lord Crump: Sheesh, your crew is annoying.
JOHNNY: So is yours.
Lord Crump: Yo, at least mine aren’t some salt-crazed fools.
JOHNNY: That's just Salty.
Lord Crump: Let's start this Interview before I lose my very short temper, dude.
JOHNNY: Fine, have it your way.
Lord Crump: I love Burger King.
JOHNNY: You got problems.
Lord Crump: Yo dog, so who we interviewing?
JOHNNY: Blablanadon.
Lord Crump: Who?
JOHNNY: Some guy who lives in Hoohoo Village.
Blablanadon: I'm not just some guy; I'm the all-famous Blablanadon.
Lord Crump: Yo, you're only famous on Hoohoo Mountain; I'm famous everywhere, dog!
Blablanadon: Only because you have a messed up laugh.
Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh, that’s ridiculous, dog!
JOHNNY: That's it, I'm starting this interview as I cannot stand to listen Crump do his messed up laugh.
Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh!
Blablanadon: Now dog, that's just being a jerk.
Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh!
JOHNNY: Go die!
(JOHNNY stabs Crump with his trident.)
Lord Crump: Youch!
JOHNNY: Now that that's taken care of, time to start the Interview. So Blablanadon, that's an unusual name, how did you get it?
Blablanadon: Simple. My mother’s name was Blabla, and my father’s name was Nadon.
Lord Crump: Yo, what do you even do in Hoohoo Village?
Blablanadon: Since the hike up the mountain is long and dangerous, I give people rides up there.
JOHNNY: So what species are you?
Blablanadon: Good question, I'm not sure.
Lord Crump: How ain't you sure, dog?
Blablanadon: I don't really remember my parents. I was raised by the Hammer Brothers in Hoohoo Village.
JOHNNY: So you don't know your parents?
Blablanadon: Not one bit, I've just heard of their names.
Lord Crump: Aren't you sad about that, dog?
Blablanadon: No, I really don't mind. I didn't have a relationship with them because I was incredibly young when they left me, so it's not like I have all these memories of them.
JOHNNY: I don't have a clue as to who my parents are, and I'm sad.
Lord Crump: Blab is a man, he ain't got no emotions.
JOHNNY: You seriously need to go back to school; you have the worst grammar ever.
Lord Crump: Yo, what wrong with the way I talk? You dissing my lingo?
Blablanadon: He's saying you have an unusual dialect.
Lord Crump: Because I'm a gangster.
JOHNNY: No you're not.
Blablanadon: Let's just continue, I’ve got a lot to do.
JOHNNY: Like what?
Blablanadon: Give rides up the mountain.
Lord Crump: You get paid for that?
Blablanadon: Yup.
JOHNNY: Lucky.
Lord Crump: Let's just move on to audience questions.
JOHNNY: Fine, seat 96.
Lord Crump: Holy, since when did our audience get this big?
JOHNNY: Remember, I've been working with other interviewers, and they gave us donations to add more seats.
Lord Crump: Sweet!
Bowser: When you saved Prince Peasley were you honored as a hero?
Blablanadon: No, because no one even knew I was with him. And technically Mario saved him.
Lord Crump: Seat 28
General Toad: Do you think you'll ever appear in another game?
Blablanadon: The only chance I have is if you put me in Lemmy’s Land Kart.
Lord Crump: Yo, I heard that game is going to be amazing, dog.
JOHNNY: Can't wait until is comes out, I'm going to be the first one to get it!
Lord Crump: Now, seat 61.
Toad: Where did you end up after Dragohoho shot a Hoohoo Block at you?
Blablanadon: I landed all the way on the Mushroom Kingdom side of the border, but I flew back to Hoohoo Village.
JOHNNY: Looks like we got one more question, seat 44.
Larry: Could you carry someone as fat as Crump up the mountain?
Lord Crump: I ain't fat!
Blablanadon: Probably, but it would be a slow ride, and I couldn't carry anyone else up. Luckily the people at Hoohoo Village don't weigh a lot, so I can usually carry four or five up at a time without being slowed down.
JOHNNY: Well that wraps everything up.
Lord Crump: Nice Interview, it's good to actually be back to the interviewing business.
Blablanadon: You know, I think this is the first time someone has ever interviewed me.
JOHNNY: It's because no one knows how to pronounce your name.
Blablanadon: It's not that hard.
Lord Crump: Yo, it is for me.
Mr. Salty: Because you have the intelligence of a two-year-old.
JOHNNY: Hey, what are you doing here?
Mr. Salty: You can't make me!
(zz throws a carrot at Salty.)
Mr. Salty: No, I'm melting again!
(Salty melts into another pile of salt.)
Lord Crump: Yo, like I said.
JOHNNY: END TRANSMISSION!
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