It’s a nice day when...
Your Twin the Fourth: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!
Your Mii the Fourth: AHHHHHHHBLAGIDIBLAGIDIWHAT’SGOINGON?!
Iggy: He’s a Super Koopa.
YTtF and Kool-Aid Man: OH $^$%&&Y&^&%&%E$^$%^&%^$%A^%&%&%H!!!
(YTtF then kicks Kool-Aid Man out of the studio, where he shatters and is licked up by Poochy.)
YTtF: Anyway, we need to interview so I’m not the Super Koopa with the least votes.
One Chancewheel spin later...
YMtF: YTtF and Iggy interview a KP Koopa… HOW LONG IS IGGY GOING TO BE IN THE TITLE?!
YTtF: Get behind the camera or I’ll take it from your salary!
YMtF: YOU DON’T PAY ME!!!
YTtF: I’ll start paying you negative dollars.
YMtF: %^$&$&^&%$@.
YTtF: So… Welcome to Your Twin the Fourth’s Interview Show! Live from the Glitz Pit! Where we pick up exhausted fighters and hassle them with questions!
Iggy: We’re a traveling show?
YTtF: Yep. So, KP, what are KP Koopas?
KPK: KPs are failed experiments. All different Koopa species are created by Ludwig. We were placed in the Glitz Pit because we were supposed to be fighter Koopas. Ludwig didn’t realize the only change was the color of our shell.
Iggy: What happened?
KPK: Ludwig burped on the chemicals. Now we are forever doomed to smell like chocolate.
Audience: Sweaty chocolate stinks!
YTtF: Why the Glitz Pit? You could have chosen the Koopaseum or something.
KPK: The Koopaseum no longer exists.
Iggy: Oh. So, why did Ludwig give you to the Glitz Pit?
(May I interrupt? I have a question.)
YMtF: No questions until audience time.
KPK: Anyway, he said that the Glitz Pit was a great facility for us to be in, but I think he just wanted the money he’d get as our “manager”.
YTtF: How did King K get chosen as a leader?
KPK: We picked straws, and threw them in a needle pile. Whoever got the most straws without crying out in pain won.
YTtF: 0.0 All right, seat 0’000,000.
(Do I get a number seat just because I’m the narrator? Anyway, do you like Grubba? If so, does it have anything to do with free dental? I’m sick of the dental joke.)
KPK: Unfortunately, yes. We bad guys don’t get too much time for dental hygiene, you know?
(…)
Iggy: Seat WHOAREYOU?!.
Random Gonzales Fan: JUMPMAN! What are your stats? JUMPMAN!
KPK: HP 4, Attack 2, Defense 1.
YTtF: Seat BIRDTHING.
Rawk Hawk: What has King K rawked for you when he became your rawk? FEEL THE RAWK!
KPK: How many speech impediments are in the audience? To answer, nothing. He picked up the most straws. That’s all.
YMtF: Seat UNIMPORTANTGUY.
Mechakoopa: BZZT! WHAT DOES BZZT! KP STAND BZZT! FOR?
KPK: Kool People.
Iggy: Seat BLAH.
Morton: Why are your shells yellow?
KPK: The only chemical Ludwig used that wasn’t affected was the color chemical.
(Finally, seat MAD.)
Angry Banzai Bill: I’ll crash you if you don’t answer, what do you think of Mario?
KPK: He’s fine. May I join your crew?
(Sure. Wait, he’s retracting into his shell. He’s aiming at the camera!)
KPK: KOLLIN SMASH!
(SMASH! Wait, your name is Ko-)
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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