(The studio is rebuilt.)

Punchy: Wow. How’d we rebuild the studio so quickly?

Lemmy: I don’t want to talk about it.

Punchy: Tell me!

Lemmy: No!

Punchy: TELL ME!

Lemmy: This is a volcano!

Punchy: … What?!

Lemmy: Old habit.

P.T.: Okay, somebody is interviewing today… YOU!

Bogmire: Me?

P.T.: You’re interviewing!

Bogmire: Okay.

Soon...

Bogmire: Okay King Kaliente, let’s start this. First, how do you spit out coconuts?

King Kaliente: I have three stomachs, and I was keeping the coconuts in the one I wasn’t using!

Bogmrie: Ew. How are you able to spit fireballs?

King Kaliente: I ate fire before the fight!

Bogmire: You’re weird. Okay, now where do you come from?

King Kaliente: The big lava planet that Bowser took over!

Bogmire: Then how’d you appear in the Good Egg Galaxy?

King Kaliente: That planet I was on was my ship! I used it to attack that galaxy on Bowser’s orders!

Bogmire: Okay… How did you turn black later?

King Kaliente: That’s my form for when I have more power!

Bogmire: Okay, audience questions! Seat IWASKINDOFLIKEAPREVIOUSVERSIONOFYOU!

Gooper Blooper: Were you with Bowser’s army?

King Kaliente: Yes. And I still am!

Bogmire: Seat REDMONKEY!

Diddy Kong: Did you ever encounter any other boss characters?

King Kaliente: Well I saw that Dino Piranha, he’s an idiot. The Koopas are okay. Other than that, no, not really.

Bogmire: Seat SPIKYHULK.

Hyper Cleft: SUGAR!!!WHYDIDN’TYOUWEARSOMETHINGSTRONGERTHANYOURCROWNDURINGTHESECONDFIGHT?!

Bogmire and Kaliente: What?!

Sidestepper: He asked why you didn’t wear something stronger than your crown during the second fight. You know, since once the crown’s gone, your weak point is exposed.

Kaliente: Oh. Because I thought my new powers would prevent the need…

Bogmire: Last question, why didn’t you ever attack with your tentacles?

Kaliente: Because I just had my suction cups cleaned!

Bogmire: … Okay, that’s all, bye!

Later...

Bogmire: That was a little short.

P.T.: Or was it?

Bogmire: It was… You left the camera on again.

P.T.: Or did I?

Bogmire: … End Transmission!

(Transmission Ended.)

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