(A huge pirate ship comes crashing through.)
JOHNNY: Arr har har, sorry we late, lads. I even brought me crew.
(Two Bandana Blues and two Bandana Reds come out.)
zz1666: Finally our amazing crew gets to make an appearance.
Mr. Salty: Spell appearance.
zz1666: A... p... p... e... a... r... e.
Mr. Salty: Wrong!
Zeek: Shut up, I�m two years younger than you and I am still much taller�then you!
Cod: Yeah, you really need to stop showing off.
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, I got tow questions man.
Mr. Salty: Spell question.
Lord Crump: Let�s see, dude, q... e-
Mr. Salty: Wow, wrong already!
JOHNNY: Arg, if ye do that again ye will be sent back to me ship.
Lord Crump: As I was saying man, why�d you bring you�re crew?
JOHNNY: They were due for an appearance.
Zeek: Don�t say it, Salty.
Cod: You already quizzed zz on that.
zz1666: Yeah, he only does that because he knows I stink at spelling.
Lord Crump: Why�d you crash our studio, dog?
JOHNNY: No, I forgot about that.
Lord Crump: Nice going, dog.
JOHNNY: Say, where is Cortez?
Lord Crump: No dog, I forgot all about it, man!
JOHNNY: The audience is going to be pretty mad.
In the audience...
Lemmy: Hey, there�s no Interview.
Larry: Yes! I can go home!
Lemmy: And I don�t have to waste my time posting these horrible Interviews!
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(Crump, JOHNNY, and the crew walks out onstage.)
JOHNNY: Sorry we�re late.
Lord Crump: Yo, we wouldn�t be late if it weren�t for you, dog.
Lemmy: Darn it.
zz1666: But what about us?
Mr. Salty: Spell us.
zz1666: Us, u-s, us.
Mr. Salty: Finally you spell something right.
Zeek: Spell right.
Mr. Salty: Which form?
Cod: Darn it, I was hoping you wouldn�t ask.
JOHNNY: Just grab a seat in the audience, crew, or ye all get punished.
Crew: Arg!
(The crew throw the first four people out the window.)
Lord Crump: Yo dog, where�s Cortez?
(Cortez magically appears.)
JOHNNY: Ahhhh! Monster!
Cortez: Wrong, it�s me!
Lord Crump: Yo man, please excuse my friend.
JOHNNY: Sorry, better start the Interview. So first question, what species�were you before you became a skeleton?
Cortez: I was a Giant Paratroopa.
JOHNNY: Funny, you don�t look like much of a Paratroopa.
Cortez: My two wings became extra arms, and the bone pile is my collapsed�legs. Plus my jaw still�has a similar shape to a Koopa�s.
Lord Crump: What was your crew, dog?
Cortez: Well, my crew started out as Goombas. But I thought they might die�quickly, so Kammy�cast a spell so when they died they would become flame spirits. Once a�Goomba on my crew died,�it became an Ember, and actually proved stronger.
Lord Crump: Yo wait, but when my crew attacked yours I saw no Goombas, dog.
Cortez: That�s because we were shipwrecked there for decades. All the�Goombas died�after a few years.
JOHNNY: How did you and your crew get shipwrecked in the first place?
Cortez: Flavio�s grandpa, Tastio, and his crew of Ninjakoopas�attacked my ship, and�Tastio took my Skull Emblem which powered my ship, and my ship crashed�into Pirate�s Grotto�where my crew was stuck.
Lord Crump: Why not leave, dog?
Cortez: When I awoke I was in this skeleton form and could not pilot the�ship, and my crew found�no exit.
JOHNNY: How did you have the weapons?
Cortez: I had a hidden room with those weapons in it.
Lord Crump: Yo dude, how did you get all that treasure, man?
Cortez: Couple of ways actually. We did find a lot of it when exploring�land. However most of our�treasure was what we stole from other ships when we attacked them.
JOHNNY: What was your favorite find?
Cortez: A huge sapphire ring, and a pure gold vase with a ruby diamond in�it.
Lord Crump: Yo dogs, it�s time for audience questions, seat 2!
Mr. Salty: Can you pass the salt?
Lord Crump: Sure dude.
(Lord Crump tosses Mr. Salty the salt.)
JOHNNY: Seat 28!
Sir Grodus: Why�d you help Mario, give him a Crystal Star, and help�destroy my evil plan?
Cortez: I only challenged Mario to a fight because I was bored. I gave him�the Star because I�never really liked it.
Lord Crump: Seat 11, dude!
Zip Toad: How long did you spend alive on the sea?
Cortez: If you mean by in an actual Koopa form, around twenty years or so.
JOHNNY: Seat 17!
Hohorus: How old are you now?
Cortez: Let�s see, I was shipwrecked when I was 50, so I�d say I�m�about 80, but�I�ve probably lost count.
Lord Crump: No more questions, eh dogs? Guess we�re done, now go home, dogs!
zz1666: Nice job!
Mr. Salty: The salt on these potato chips really compliments the salt in�this salt.
Zeek: Yeah, I liked this Interview a lot.
Cod: You need some art.
JOHNNY: No we don�t.
Lord Crump: End Transmission, dogs!
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