(You see a studio. Then you see an old dumpster. In the dumpster are Brawler, Luigi, and surprisingly, an audience with our cameraman, Video Guy, a Shy Guy dressed as Steven Spielberg!)

Brawler: Welcome to Smashing Interviews. We were going to buy a studio but we ran out of money. So, as our first Interview, we interview Mario.

(Smasher Koopa, Brawler's twin brother with a white Koopa shell and black hair, whispers something into Brawler's ear.)

Brawler: Well, Mario is in a padded cell, so I have to interview the next best guy, Luigi!

(Luigi sits in a chair made out of garbage.)

Brawler: So, why did you switch colors in clothing?

Luigi: Because I got paid thrice my pay to do so.

Brawler: What was your pay?

Luigi: Half a cent.

Brawler: Okaaaaaay... Why are you so afraid of ghosts when most of them were just paintings?

Luigi: Well I didn't know most of them were paintings for a while, so duuh...

(Brawler shows Luigi a picture of a ghost mouse, and Luigi faints from fear.)

One awakening later...

Brawler: How old are you?

Luigi: 29. One year younger than Mario. But I skipped third grade, and he got held back in Kindergarten.

Brawler: How many times?

Luigi: 25.

Brawler: He is still in Kindergarten. Now it's time to interview Mr. L, so...

(Brawler takes out a hypno watch and hypnotizes Luigi into a monkey.)

Brawler: Now, what do you love?

Mr. L: Brobot, Brobot, Brobot, Brobot, and Sheena.

Brawler: Sheena?

(Mr. L takes out a robot with a wig on.)

Brawler: OOH. Why don't you wear overalls?

Mr. L: They are useless!

(Mr. L's pants fall off, revealing his underwear with pictures of Brobot on it.)

Brawler: I think you need them... Anyway, why is the L on your hat backwards?

Mr. L: I AM Luigi's alter ego! And the upside-down thing was taken by the chicken wonder.

Waluigi: I'm afraid of chickens!

Brawler: Audience questions! Seat GOOFYGOOBER!

Spongebob: What is your favorite food?

Mr. L: Lasagna.

Garfield: Me too.

Brawler: GO AWAY! I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS! Seat KITCHENISLAND!

Wario: How much money do you got in your pockets?

Mr. L: 6 dollars and three cents!

(Wario robs Mr. L, and M. L turns back into Luigi.)

Brawler: Seat 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999POUNDS!

Elder Princes Shroob: Why did you try to kill me?

Luigi: ... What part of "Taking over the world with an iron fist" sounded like a good idea to you?

Brawler: Set ICEKING!

Lemmy: Die?!

Luigi: No.

Brawler: Seat PAPER.

Paper Mario: ...

Luigi: Excellent question! Yes, I do hate Mario, but I also love him! I mean, why else would I save his life?

Brawler: Seat: GHOSTS GALORE!

King Boo: I HATE YOU!

Brawler: And now it's time for NRPG, the Not a Role Playing Game! Luigi will be fighting... King Boo!

Luigi - HP: 100 
Vs. 
King Boo - HP: 1,000

King Boo used flaming fireball, lightning, spiked bomb attack! 
Luigi HP: -670,686,978,678,957,895,634,295,634,275

Luigi: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, BRAWLER!

Brawler: END TRANSMISSION!

(Luigi chases Brawler around... and around. Brawler goes near the camera and dodges, making Luigi shatter the camera.)

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