Mario: Take-a this, and-a this!
Luigi: Ow!!! You�re-a not actually supposed to hit me!!!
Mario smiles.
Mario: Oops! I guess I forgot!
Mario continues to smack Luigi with the Wii remote.
Luigi: That�s it!
Luigi grabs a Super Mushroom and stomps on Mario. Hard.
Mario: Ow�
Mario gets up after Luigi shrinks, and brushes himself off.
Mario: You�re-a so violent and mean today, Luigi!
Luigi: Hypocrite. I�m-a bored of this. Let�s watch a movie.
Mario: Yah! We should-a watch �It Came from Beneath Bowser�s Castle�!
Luigi: No! We have to watch Masterpiece Theater: �A Tale of Two Castles�!
Mario: You actually watch that !@#$#@!@#$#?!
Luigi: It�s very educational and-a interesting!
Mario grabs the remote from the table and pops the DVD he wants to watch into the player.
Mario: I want to watch the horror film-a!
Luigi: You get everything you want�
Mario jumps onto the couch and turns on the movie.
Mario: Luigi, make-a me some popcorn!
Luigi: Why should-a I?
Mario takes his fist and starts smashing Luigi is the head.
Luigi: OW!!! All right-a, all right, I�ll-a make you the stupid popcorn!
Luigi goes into the kitchen and throws a bag of popcorn into the microwave. After it�s done, he gets a mean look on his face.
Luigi: The popcorn is-a done, dear brother!Mario: What-a took you so long-a?
Luigi: Nothing! I did nothing to the popcorn!!!
Mario: Okaaaaaaaaaay then�
Mario takes a handful of popcorn, tosses it into his mouth, and gags.
Mario: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS?!
Luigi: Vinegar.
Mario: I�M ALLERGIC TO-A VINEGAR!!!
Luigi: Oops! I guess I forgot!
Mario swells up like a balloon. Soon even his pinky finger is as thick as a sausage.
Mario: thbtttt!
Luigi: HA! YOU CAN�T EVEN-A SPEAK!!! HEHEHEHE!!!
Luigi keels over onto the floor, doubled over with laughter. Suddenly he starts jerking, and starts gasping for air.
Luigi: �
Mario rolls over to the phone and starts dialing 911, but because his fingers are so big, he dials the wrong number. Mario�s lips return to normal so he at least can speak.
John: Hello, welcome to John�s Pizzeria, where we treat you like family. What can I get you?
Mario forgets about Luigi�s heart attack.
Mario: I�ll-a take an extra extra extra extra large with-a everything on it! And extra toopings!!!
John: Where will we deliver this?
Mario: 123 Mushroom Lane!!!
John: Sure. *click!*
Mario remembers Luigi, but instead of doing CPR, he goes over to the closet where he keeps his shots full of anti-vinegar solvent. After he injects himself, he shrinks back to regular size.
Mario: Ahhh! Much-a better!
Suddenly the doorbell rings, and the pizza guy comes in.
Mario: Oh good! Here�s the money! Also, here�s a tip for your troubles!
Mario hands the man the money, along with one coin as a tip.
Pizza Guy: Wow. So generous.
The pizza guy slams the door on Mario without another word.
Mario: I haven�t been able to enjoy a whole-a pizza in a while! I might as well-a dig in! Luigi can wait.
Mario stuffs the whole pizza into his mouth, with some difficulty.
Mario: Mgghhg Mmmmm! (Translation: Delicious!)
As Mario swallows, the pizza suddenly gets lodged in his throat. He stumbles around the room for a minute, smashing into walls and twitching before collapsing onto the ground, unable to breathe.
Mario: �
Princess Peach barges into Mario�s house.
Peach: Mario, you never returned the curling iron I lent- OH MY HOLY !@#$@!#@$!$#!$!
Peach dials 911 and tells them that there are two men who have choked and had a heart attack. The ambulance arrives and takes Mario and Luigi to the E.R. When they awaken, Peach is waiting by their side.
Peach: Did you spend the day with each other again?
Mario: How did you know?
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