SMB1

A Goomba jumps on Mario.

Ben: CUT! It's reverse.

SMB2

A Shy Guy picks up and throws Toad.

Toad: Ack!

Ben: CUT!

SMB3

Mario rides a guide line.

Ben: O_O Cut...

SMW

Mario flies around and blows up a Rex.

Ben: WHAT'S WITH LOGIC? CUT!

SMW2

A Shy Guy flutter-jumps.

Yoshi: What the...

Yoshi and Ben: Cut...

SM64

Mario explodes.

Benjamin: C-U-T!

PM64

A Goomba jumps on Mario.

Ben: NOT AGAIN!

SMS

Shadow Mario sprays water on Mario.

Mario: AAAAAUGH!

Ben: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!

M&L:SS

Cackletta steals Mario's voice.

Ben: WRONG VOICE!

PM2

A warp pipe uses Mario as a warp.

Ben: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

M&L:PIT

A bunch of Marios invade.

Marios: *Shroob Language* (We are invading Hollijolli Village.)

Ben: -_-'

SPP

Peach uses a Goomba as a parasol.

Ben: THIS. IS. ILLOGICAL. CUT.

NSMB

A Star Coin grabs three Marios.

Ben: What in the world?

YIDS

Yoshi is riding Baby Mario.

Baby Mario: You're heavy.

Ben: CUT.

SPM

A Squiglet shoots rocks.

Ben: Cut, Squiglets aren't supposed to shoot rocks.

SMG

Mario sucks in a meteor.

Ben: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DESTROYING THE CAMERA!!!

Ben destroys the camera.

Little Goomba: But what about-

Little Goomba: No! It's too weird, so-

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