????? : AAARRGGHHH!!!!!!
Ludwig: I deduce that that was an incredibly unpleasant soundwave originating in our female sibling’s dormitory.
Lemmy: The scream came from Wendy’s room.
Morton: I wonder what is upsetting, troubling, haunting, disturbing-
Roy stuffed a sock down Morton’s mouth before he could think of any more synonyms. They rushed up to Wendy’s room to find her on the floor crying.
Roy: I’m not even gonna ask.
Roy leaves.
Larry: Hey Sis, what’s up?
Wendy: There and the most gorgeous pair of shoes online and I’m flat broke!
Lemmy: Tantrum?
Wendy: It’s worth a try.
10 seconds later...
Wendy is in the dungeon.
Wendy: Well that went well.
Lemmy: Why don’t you-
Iggy: Get a job?
Wendy: Ugh, I guess I have no choice
Wendy goes to the throne room when she gets out of her cell.
Wendy: King Dad, I have decided to get a job to earn money.
Bowser: It’s about time!
Wendy walks out of Bowser’s castle and goes to the Dark Land Job Center.
Wendy: Give me a job NOW!
Worker: Your job is: hairdresser. Here are the directions to the hairdressers.
He hands her a piece of paper.
Worker: I will give them a call to let them know that you are coming.
Wendy walks to the place and goes into the boss’ room.
Boss: You must be the newbie I’ve heard SO much about. The job is yours. Your first customer is out there waiting.
Wendy: Wadaya want done?
Customer: I want a short back and sides, and I want it dyed yellow.
Wendy amazingly cuts it right, but when she is getting the hairdye, she spills some blue liquid in it. And when she dyes the hair...
Customer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Boss: YOU’RE FIRED!
Wendy: FINE!
Wendy storms out of the door, knocking over three tables on the way. She storms back to the job center.Wendy: Don’t say a word, just give me another job!
Worker: Your next job is: chef. Here are the directions to the restaurant.
He hands her a piece of paper.
Worker: I will give them a call to let them know that you are coming.
She goes to the restaurant and goes into the boss’ room.
Boss: You must be zee trainee chef. Your first dish is zee spaghetti bolognaise. Get to vork!
Wendy starts working very fast to please the boss, so fast that she accidentally knocks a whole packet of extremely hot chilli powder into the saucepan without knowing. When it is done the boss is impressed. He hands it to the waitress, who serves it to a couple on a date.
Man: This looks delicious! To us!
They both eat the first bite at the same time.
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WATER! WATER!
They run around the place screaming “water”, knocking over tables, smashing glasses and plates. The boss comes out of his room to find his restaurant in ruins. The patrons go into the kitchen and start drinking gallons of water. The boss approaches them.
Boss: Vhy are you in here?
Woman: The spaghetti bolognaise we got was extremely hot!
Man: I mean really hot! My tongue felt like a volcano!
Boss: Vait a minute. Let me go and speak vith zee chef.
The boss goes up to Wendy.
Wendy: My first dish went down a treat, didn’t it? Sooooooooooooo whenamigoingtogetpaid?
Boss: Never! You have destroyed my restaurant, ruined this couples’ first date, and used up all of my chili powder.
Wendy: Come on! They are only three minor flaws.
Boss: YOU’RE FIRED!
Wendy: But-
Boss: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!!Wendy slumps out of the restaurant and goes to (can’t you at least guess?) the job center again.
Wendy: You know the drill.
Worker: Your next job is: mail deliverer. Here are the directions to the post office.
He hands her a piece of paper.
Worker: I will give them a call to let them know that you are coming.
Wendy walks to another new job.
Post Boss: Aha. There you are, new girl. Take these letters and deliver them for your trial run. Deliver them within 30 minutes and ring this bell. If I receive no complaints, the job is yours!
Wendy gets ten letters in her arms.
Post Boss: Now go!
Wendy: Shouldn’t be too hard, should it?
Wendy dashes as fast as she can all around Dark Land to deliver the letters. In fact it only takes her 5 minutes to deliver the first nine letters.
Wendy: I should take it easy from here on out. I’ve got plenty of time!
Wendy goes to the last house and knocks on the door.
Wendy: Mail for you...Tasha? Is that you?
Tasha: I haven’t seen you in ages! How are things for you?
Wendy: Ugh, today has been a nightmare. I’ve had to go through job after job to earn money to buy the most gorgeous pair of shoes I’ve ever seen online and-…
24 minutes later...
Wendy: Ok, bye Tasha!
Tasha: Bye!
Wendy: That should give me enough time to get back to the- ONE MINUTE?! RUUUN!
Wendy runs as fast as she can, making it onto the road of the office.
Post Boss: 30 seconds.
She is entering the gate.
Post Boss: 10 seconds.
She enters the door and rings the bell.
Wendy: *gasp* I *gasp* did *gasp* my *gasp* round.
Post Boss: I’m sorry, Wendy, but you did your round in 30 minutes exactly! You get the job!
Wendy: YES! I FINALLY GOT A JOB!
Post Boss: CONGRATULATIONS, WENDY!
Wendy: WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS?
SUDDE- Sorry, suddenly a huge wall falls down from the sky and crashes into the Post Office, obliterating it. Well, not totally. There are a few minor things still standing.
Parakarry: NOOOOOOOOOO! The place I wok at! The place I devote my life to! DESTROOOOOYED! NOOOOOOO!
Wendy: Get out of this Scribble!
Suddenly another huge wall comes crashing down from the sky, completely obliterating anything the first wall didn’t obliterate.
Post Boss: 0.0
Wendy: Hehe. Sooooooooo, any chance you didn’t see that?
Post Boss: … YOU’RE FIRED!
Wendy storms off, cursing under her breath.
Wendy: I am not going back to that STUPID job center and get another rubbish job! I’ll get one myself!
She walks around town and sees a sign. It reads:
Are you obsessed with fashion, makeup, clothes, shoes, and all things girly? Well come to the girly stuff shopping channel studios and model our products to be bought by the people watching at home.
Note: Very high pay! Wendy: Wow! That is the job for me! Wendy goes in the studios, applies for the job, and gets it! She spends the rest of the day modelling shoes, makeup, and dresses. When she finishes she’s got just enough money to buy the shoes. She goes home, exhausted. Bowser: What jobs did you try? You were gone for ages! Wendy: Well first I got a job at a hairdresser and I accidentally dyed someone’s hair green, then I tried being a chef and I accidentally poured a whole packet of chili powder into a spaghetti bolognaise, next I tried being a mail deliverer and I made the fourth wall fall twice, and finally I tried modelling girly stuff and that worked out well and I got paid lots of money. Bowser: Eventful day. You’d better go and buy those shoes. Wendy goes up to her room and goes onto her computer. She goes to the pair of shoes she wants to buy and- Computer: This item’s sale has ended, Wendy faints.
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