Bowser: After you eat your peas.

Wendy: But I don't like peas!

Lemmy: *to Iggy* Peas! Ha!

Iggy: Heehee!

Bowser: Sweetie you can't grow healthy off of cookies-

Wendy: I want it! I want it! I want it! *charging*.

Lemmy: Oh no! She's gonna blow!

Larry: Everybody run!

Remaining Koopalings: AAAAHHHH!

Wendy: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Bowser: Oh no.

Two hours later...

Bowser: Ok! Ok! Ok! You can have some cookies!!!

Wendy: AAAAAAAAAAAA- Yay!

Bowser: *mumble*

Wendy: Hey, there's only one cookie left. Oh well, I guess I’ll have it.

Larry: Well what if I want it?

Wendy: Oh sit down and eat your peas!

Larry: How?! I actually ate mine instead of whining!

They start arguing.

Lemmy: Oh great. The two hot-tempered ones are arguing.

Iggy: I just hope they don't blow up.

Ludwig: Heeeeeeey.... This is chocolate chip! I want it!

Wendy: No! I saw it first.

Lemmy and Iggy: Chocolate chip?! I want it! No me! AARRGGG!

Morton walks in.

Morton: What are they arguing about?

Roy: Who gets the last chocolate chip cookie.

Morton: Cookies! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!

Morton joins the arguing. Meanwhile...

Bowser: What is that noise? Sounds like *gasp* my kitchen!

Bowser goes downstairs.

Bowser: What's going on down here?!

Wendy: I want the last cookie and Larry won't let me have it!

Larry: Here we go with the "I want" mess! Oh grow up!

Lemmy: That cookie is mine!

Iggy: No, it’s mine!

Ludwig: All the chocolate is mine!

Morton: Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!

Bowser: Why aren't [i]you doing anything?

Roy: I don't like cookies.

Bowser: Ok, everyone calm down. That's enough.

The arguing stops.

Bowser: Ok, now the only way to solve this is to share it.

Larry: That teeny weeny tiny little cookie? Oh no, we need another way.

Roy: I suggest mortal combat.

The room goes silent.

Iggy: Mortal combat, eh?

Everyone except Roy and Bowser pulls out a Nerf gun.

Iggy: FREEZE!

Larry: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

Wendy: DON'T MOVE!

Lemmy: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!

Ludwig: DA! DA! DAAAAAAAA!

*FFFT FFFT FFFT FFFT FFFT FFFT FFFT* They shoot each other.

Everyone except Bowser and Roy: Ooowwww!

Roy: Ha ha! That's just classic.

Larry: Well if mortal combat didn't work then what do we do?

Roy: How ‘bout a race?

Iggy: Genius! First to the Mushroom Kingdom warp pipe and back to the castle wins.

Others: K.

Bowser: I don't care as long as I get my nap.

Iggy: Ok, 1... 2- Go!

They start.

Morton: So my planned route to the Mushroom Kingdom- Oof!

Morton ran into a pipe.

Morton: Oh well.

Wendy: Oh, they are so gonna loose- Waaaaahhh!

Wendy tripped over a wire.

Larry: Ha ha! Cheatsy Koopa wins again- Owwch!

Larry stepped on spiky ball.

Lemmy: I'm so fast! Hey Lud- Owwch!