Bowser: After you eat your peas.
Wendy: But I don't like peas!
Lemmy: *to Iggy* Peas! Ha!
Iggy: Heehee!
Bowser: Sweetie you can't grow healthy off of cookies-
Wendy: I want it! I want it! I want it! *charging*.
Lemmy: Oh no! She's gonna blow!
Larry: Everybody run!
Remaining Koopalings: AAAAHHHH!
Wendy: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bowser: Oh no.
Two hours later...
Bowser: Ok! Ok! Ok! You can have some cookies!!!
Wendy: AAAAAAAAAAAA- Yay!
Bowser: *mumble*
Wendy: Hey, there's only one cookie left. Oh well, I guess I’ll have it.
Larry: Well what if I want it?
Wendy: Oh sit down and eat your peas!
Larry: How?! I actually ate mine instead of whining!
They start arguing.
Lemmy: Oh great. The two hot-tempered ones are arguing.
Iggy: I just hope they don't blow up.
Ludwig: Heeeeeeey.... This is chocolate chip! I want it!
Wendy: No! I saw it first.
Lemmy and Iggy: Chocolate chip?! I want it! No me! AARRGGG!
Morton walks in.
Morton: What are they arguing about?
Roy: Who gets the last chocolate chip cookie.
Morton: Cookies! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Morton joins the arguing. Meanwhile...
Bowser: What is that noise? Sounds like *gasp* my kitchen!
Bowser goes downstairs.
Bowser: What's going on down here?!
Wendy: I want the last cookie and Larry won't let me have it!
Larry: Here we go with the "I want" mess! Oh grow up!
Lemmy: That cookie is mine!
Iggy: No, it’s mine!
Ludwig: All the chocolate is mine!
Morton: Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Bowser: Why aren't [i]you doing anything?
Roy: I don't like cookies.
Bowser: Ok, everyone calm down. That's enough.
The arguing stops.
Bowser: Ok, now the only way to solve this is to share it.
Larry: That teeny weeny tiny little cookie? Oh no, we need another way.
Roy: I suggest mortal combat.
The room goes silent.
Iggy: Mortal combat, eh?
Everyone except Roy and Bowser pulls out a Nerf gun.
Iggy: FREEZE!
Larry: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Wendy: DON'T MOVE!
Lemmy: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!
Ludwig: DA! DA! DAAAAAAAA!
*FFFT FFFT FFFT FFFT FFFT FFFT FFFT* They shoot each other.
Everyone except Bowser and Roy: Ooowwww!
Roy: Ha ha! That's just classic.
Larry: Well if mortal combat didn't work then what do we do?
Roy: How ‘bout a race?
Iggy: Genius! First to the Mushroom Kingdom warp pipe and back to the castle wins.
Others: K.
Bowser: I don't care as long as I get my nap.
Iggy: Ok, 1... 2- Go!
They start.
Morton: So my planned route to the Mushroom Kingdom- Oof!
Morton ran into a pipe.
Morton: Oh well.
Wendy: Oh, they are so gonna loose- Waaaaahhh!
Wendy tripped over a wire.
Larry: Ha ha! Cheatsy Koopa wins again- Owwch!
Larry stepped on spiky ball.
Lemmy: I'm so fast! Hey Lud- Owwch!
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