One afternoon in Bowser’s castle, Iggy is feeling bored. He decides to see if anyone will entertain him. He goes to Roy’s room.
Iggy: Hi, Roy! What are you doing?
Roy: None of your business! Get lost!
Iggy: Fine. Maybe Wendy wants to play with me!
Iggy walks into Wendy’s room. Wendy is in front of a mirror.
Iggy: Hi Wendy! What are you-
Wendy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh, it’s just Iggy… Iggy! What are you doing in here?! Get out!
Wendy shoves Iggy out the door.
Iggy: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Maybe someone else.
Larry: Sorry, I have to water my plants.
Ludwig: I’m doing something that DOES NOT have to do with chocolate.
Morton: Sorry, Dearest Brother of mine. I am too busy doing stuff in my room like talking and writing and enjoying the wonderful tastes of a delicious, scrumptious, tasty wedding cake.
These were the responses of Iggy’s other siblings.
Iggy: I know! Hey, Fred! Do you want to play with me?
Fred the Mole: Sorry, I have to write the story! Then after that I’m going to Morton’s room.
Iggy: DANG IT! Wait! How could I forget about my best friend, Lemmy!
Iggy walks into Lemmy’s room . Lemmy is at his computer.
Iggy: Hi, Lemmy! Do you want to play with me?
Lemmy: I’m sorry, Iggy, but I have to work on Lemmy’s Land.
Iggy stomps out of the room.
Iggy: THAT DOES IT!!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF LEMMY’S LAND! LEMMY HAS BARELY HUNG OUT WITH SINCE HE CREATED THE SITE! WE USED TO BE LIKE TWINS BEFORE HE CREATED IT! I’M GOING TO CREATE MY OWN WEBSITE!
Iggy fires up his computer.
Iggy: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm… I wonder what I should call my website. I know! Iggy’s Land! Now I think I will go to Lemmy’s HTML Guide in order to create my site
A few moments later…
Iggy: Great! I finished! Now I will just wait for someone to join the site!
A user named blooperink77 makes an account.
Iggy: I’ll Email him to congratulate him for being the first to join my site.
Iggy writes an email to blooperink77 saying,
Dear Blooperink77, Thank you for being the first to join Iggy’s Land. There is a lot of fun stuff like Iggy’s Scribbles, Iggy’s Fun Fiction, and Iggy’s Mysteries. Sincerely, Iggy Koopa
Iggy sends the Email and right away Iggy gets an Email back.
Hi, Iggy! I love Iggy’s Land a lot already! Where did you learn HTML code? You are good at it. –Blooperink77
Iggy writes back.
Actually, I learned it from Lemmy’s Land.
An Email comes back saying…
Lemmy’s Land? Sounds like fun! I’m going to go there instead!
Iggy goes back to Iggy’s Land. A screen flashes up. It says:
Blooperink77 deleted his username.
Iggy: Dang it! I shouldn’t have sent that!
Another user joins. Their name is koopatimmy95
Iggy: Another user! I’ll write to them!
Dear koopatimmy95, Thank you for being the first to join Iggy’s Land. There is a lot of fun stuff like Iggy’s Scribbles, Iggy’s Fun Fiction, and Iggy’s Mysteries. Sincerely, Iggy Koopa
Iggy receives another Email.
Um, actually, I was looking for Lemmy’s Land. Could you tell me where that is?
Iggy sighs and writes,
Just take the link from the bottom of my main page.
Iggy goes back to Iggy’s Land. A screen flashes up. It says:
Koopatimmy95 deleted his username.
Iggy: $%^&@!!!
A new user named waluigiman appears. Iggy goes to congratulate him.
Iggy: Oh, look! He’s open to a voice chat!
Iggy clicks on voice chat.
Iggy: Hello-
Waluigiman: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Your website is too scary! I’m going back to Lemmy’s Land!
Iggy goes back to Iggy’s Land. A screen flashes up. It says:
Waluigiman deleted his username.
Iggy: %$*&^@*&@%&$&%$@!!! I’m not going to write any more Emails to anyone!
A new user comes. Their name is mr.cheese.
Iggy: I am not going to write something to them.
Pretty soon mr.cheese starts sending in Fun Fiction just saying, “I Like Cheese!”. Nothing gets accepted. Pretty soon, mr.cheese sends an Email saying…
How come nothing I send in is getting accepted?! I’m going to Lemmy’s Land Instead!
A screen flashes up. It says:
mr.cheese deleted his username.
Iggy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another user joins. Their name is *&^%#@&-ing mushroom.
Iggy: I’ll just wait for them to send something in.
*&^%#@&-ing mushroom sends in a story called “the $%^*@%*&%*&% and the little (^&$^ go to #$^&($#@*# land”.
Iggy: Well, I’m desperate, so I’ll let that be accepted.
*&^%#@&-ing mushroom sends in 10 more stories that are filled with #’s and &’s. Iggy accepts them. Pretty soon, Iggy gets an Email from the website police.
Warning. Your website has too many curse words on it. If you do not delete them, your website will be erased.
Iggy: *sigh* I guess I have to delete those stories.
Iggy deletes the stories. Then Iggy gets an Email.
Why did you %^&*(#$@ erase my (*^%$-ing good stories you little (*&%*&$&^%$(&^(*%%$&^%*%. I’m going to Lemmy’s Land instead. *&^%#@&-ing mushroom
A screen flashes up. It says:
*&^%#@$-ing mushroom deleted his username.
Iggy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iggy is so mad, he kicks his computer and it breaks.
Iggy: Oops. Maybe I can buy a new computer. I was saving up for a weightlifting set, but…
Iggy buys a new computer. While he is offline a new user named coinfreak728 makes an account. He Emails Iggy saying
I like your site! How much do you want for it?
Iggy writes back
I’m sorry, but it’s not for sale.
Iggy goes back to Iggy’s Land. A screen flashes up. It says:
Coinfreak728 took your HTML. You know longer own Iggy’s Land. Or should I say “Wario Land” Muahahahaha!
Iggy: *sigh* Now I’m bored again, but everyone’s too busy!
Iggy walks past Lemmy’s room.
Lemmy: Hey, Iggy! I’m finished updating! Do you want to play a game?
Iggy: Sure! Why did it take so long to update?
Lemmy: It only took me ten minutes.
Iggy: Well, it felt a lot longer than that.
Lemmy: What-ever. Let’s play in my room! I want to check out this new site online called “Wario Land”. It’s been voted the best website EVER!
Iggy explodes.
Lemmy: ...
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