One day at the Mushroom Kingdom, all was sweet and dandy, nothing could possibly go wrong today... nothing at all... We see Mario sitting down at his house watching some television. Mario was watching Deal or No Deal.
Mario: Hahaha, he lost all of his money.
Just then, Luigi came inside the house.
Luigi: Bro, there's trouble in Toad Town!
Mario: What?
Luigi: Trouble. Toad Town.
Mario: What?
Luigi: Mario, take those earplugs out of your ears!
Luigi pulled Mario's earplugs out of his ears.
Mario: What?
Luigi: Just go to Toad Town Bank.
Mario: What?
Luigi: Mario, this isn't funny anymore.
Mario: Whatever, I'm going to the Toad Town Bank for no reason at all.
Mario left the house, and Luigi shook his head. Mario went to Toad Town and went into the local bank.
Waluigi: Nobody move! I'm robbing this place.
Mario: Wario?
Waluigi: No, it's-a me, Waluigi!
Mario: Who?
Waluigi: Waluigi!
Mario: I'm sorry, I don't have a clue who you are.
Waluigi: Wario's brother... you know...
Mario: Uh... Doesn't ring a bell.
Waluigi: Never mind, I'll just take my money and leave!
Waluigi ran out of the bank with a bag full of money
Koopa: I'm the owner of this bank, someone stop that man!
Mario: I would, but I'm lazy.
Koopa: I'll give you whatever you want, please just get my money back from that tall weirdo man!
Mario: Hmm... What do you say?
Koopa: Please?
Mario: Ok, only because you said please. And away I go!
Mario just stood there.
Koopa: Aren't you going to stop that man?
Mario: Wha- Oh, right!
Mario left the bank and saw Waluigi running off. Mario chased the purple-clothed man until Waluigi ran inside his house. Mario went up and knocked on the door.
Waluigi: Who is it?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Waluigi: Stay out!
Mario: I'm coming in!
Waluigi: Uh... Nobody's home.
Mario: Oh, ok then...
Waluigi: Hahahaha, he fell for it!
Mario: Wait a minute, someone IS in there!
Waluigi: Curse my talking to myself!
Waluigi jumped out the window and ran off some more. Mario, hot on his trail, started to catch up to Waluigi, when Waluigi tripped on a rock.
Mario: Ha, I've got you now, Luigi!
Waluigi: Waluigi.
Mario: Wario?
Waluigi: Waluigi.
Mario: Bowser?
Waluigi: Bowser.
Mario: *gasp* Waluigi! What's a loser like you doing robbing banks?
Waluigi: Wario and I have bills to pay.
Mario: Really?
Waluigi: Yeah.
Mario: Oh, well I believe you. But I need that money.
Waluigi: Why?
Mario: Because the nice Koopa said please.
Waluigi: Oh, that is a good reason.
Just then, Bowser came out of nowhere.
Bowser: Ha! I've got you now, Mario!
Mario: Now is not the time.
Bowser: Why not?
Mario: Because I'm fighting with Waluigi!
Bowser: What did Waluigi do, rob a bank?
Waluigi: Yes.
Bowser: What's a loser like you doing robbing banks?
Mario: You know, I said the same thing.
Bowser: Really?
Mario: Yeah.
Bowser: Freaky.
Waluigi snuck off as the plumber and King Koopa were talking. Waluigi ran back to his house and saw Wario watching television.
Wario: Deal! Deal!
Television: No Deal!
Wario: Stupid!
Waluigi: I got us some money, Wario!
Wario: Great, now we can buy that new car I always wanted!
Waluigi: Look, we need to pay off some bills first.
Wario: Fine, spoilsport!
Knock Knock
Wario: Who is it?
Mario: Mario and Bowser!
Waluigi: Don't let them in, they want the money!
Wario: No one takes MY money!
Wario opened the door and started to ground pound Mario. Mario rolled out of the way of the ground pounds and kicked Wario in the gut. Bowser used his fire breath, but missed as Wario jumped over the fire. Mario was getting ready to do his Super Jump on Wario, but missed as Wario rolled out of the way and then did a Super Jump himself on Mario. Wario then went over to Bowser and gave him an uppercut to the chin and then used an exploding fart, making Bowser fall. Wario got on his motorcycle and took Mario and Bowser on the cycle and threw them near Bowser's castle, then came back home and shut the door and sat down and watched some more television.
Waluigi: ...
Back with Mario and Bowser…
Mario: I failed to do my job!
Bowser: I failed to do... something!
Bowser went inside his castle and Mario walked back to Toad Town and in the bank, seeing that the owner was waiting for him.
Koopa: Did you get the money back?
Mario: Uh... yes! Yes! I... used it to pay some bills.
Koopa: I take your word for it, thank you!
Mario: Uh... You did say I can have anything I want, correct?
Koopa: You're... right.
Mario: I want this whole bank!
Koopa: No!
Mario: Anything...
Koopa: Fine...
Later...
Mario: Now I own this bank!
A boulder crushed the bank.
Mario: ...
Mario went back home and saw Luigi drinking some coffee.
Mario: Here Luigi, the deed to the bank, it’s yours.
Luigi: Gee... Thanks Bro!
Luigi rushed off to his very own bank and saw that it had been crushed to tiny bits.
Luigi: ...
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