It was a nice, sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom. On that day, a spelling bee was to be held: the Mushroom Kingdom annual Spelling Bee. Now we go to Princess Peach’s auditorium, where the spelling bee is about to take place.
Toad: Testing, testing, 1-2-Bee. Haha, get it, Camera Lakitu?
Camera Lakitu: That was stupid and corny.
Toad: Who asked you, huh?! Shut up and stick to the camera! Now. Hi, I’m Toad, and I will be asking the questions at the Mushroom Kingdom annual spelling bee! Finally, a big gig for me!
Toadsworth: Just don’t blow it.
Toad: Our judge is Prince Peasley and his assistants, Morton and Fawful (for vocab knowledge), and Prince Peasley is just here to look good and gets to say if the person was correct or wrong. Now our contestants!
A Paratroopa with red shades and a red T-shirt flies in with the list of contestants. He hands it over to Toad.
Toad: We have here... Mario. Uh oh. NOT HIM!
Toadsworth: Don’t blow it...
Toad: Oh yeah. Mario *sigh*, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Wario, Birdo, Lemmy, Goomba, and Koopa Troopa. To save time, you don’t have to say the word, then spell it and say it again. Just spell the &$%@# word. You may ask for it in a sentence or ask for the meaning and stuff like that.
Contestants: Great!
Toad: First word goes to... Mario. Mario, please spell “Moron”.
Mario: Ok... Hmmm... What’s the meaning?
Morton: Moron is a noun. It’s used to describe idiots, people with little or no sense, or who are just plain dumb.
Mario: Could you use it in a sentence, please?
Toad: Yes. You are a moron.
Mario: Ok, thanks, Toad!
Toad: I hate you, Mario.
Mario: You’re awesome too, Toad!
Toad: ...
Toadsworth: Don’t blow this...
Toad: Shut up!
Mario: M-O-R-O-N.
Peasley: Correct.
Toad: Luigi, you’re next. Your word is “Skinny”.
Luigi: Hmm... Could you sing it in a song, please?
Morton: Ok, that can be arranged-
Toad: No. Spell it.
Luigi: S-K-I-N-E-E.
Peasley: Umm... *whispers to Fawful, then Fawful whispers back* You are incorrect! Open the jar!
A jar of killer bees is opened and dumped out onto Luigi.
Luigi: AUUUGH!!!
Toad: And my cranky boss, Peach.
Peach: I’m cutting your salary again!
Toad: But you cut it down this morning!
Peach: So?
Toad: Your word is “Jerk”.
Peach: Umm... Sentence please.
Fawful: Toad is a jerk.
Toad: Shut UP!
Peach: S... Could you spell it for me, please?
Morton: All right. J-E-R-K.
Peach: Yeah, what he said.
Toad: You can’t spell it for her! GET OUT, PEACH!
Peasley: She can stay.
Toad: Give her another word then!
Peasley: Fine. Peach, your word is “Beautiful”.
Peach: B-E-W-T-I-F-U-L-L.
Toad: WRONG!
Peasley: Eh, close enough. I’ll let you have it.
Toad: 0_0
Peach: YAY!
Toad: Bowser... you’re next.
Bowser: For what?
Toad: To spell.
Bowser: To spell what?
Toad: Your word is “Preoccupied”.
Bowser: Awesome.
Five minutes later...
Toad: Why haven’t you spelled it yet?
Bowser: Spelled what?
Toad: PREOCCUPIED!
Bowser: I am not!
Toad: Spell “Preoccupied”... now!
Bowser: Fine. P-L-M-K-Y-T-F-G-H-J.
Toad: WRONG!
Bowser gets ready to breathe fire on Toad.
Toad: I meant... correct.
Bowser: Better.
Toad: Next is Wario.
Wario: Tsup.
Toad: Absolute misery currently!
Wario: Awesome.
Toad: No, it isn’t. Your word is “Smelly”, so spell it now.
Wario: F-A-T.
Toad: Another characteristic of yourself, but the answer is still... WRONG! The killer bees!
Another of the many jars of killer bees is dumped on Wario. The bees immediately stay still, then drop to the ground dead.
Toad: Your stink killed them.
Wario: My awesomeness killed them! Ha!
A trapdoor is opened under Wario and he falls into a huge jar of honey.
Toad: Everything is bee-related today.
Koopa Troopa: I’m wearing my “I love Bumble Bee” shirt today! Do I get a prize?
Toad: Yes.
A large hammer bashes Koopa Troopa’s head.
Toad: NOW SHUT UP AND WAIT YOUR TURN! Ahem. Birdo, you are next.
Birdo: I know.
Toad: Your word is “Pink”.
Birdo: I want Prince Peasley to give me the word.
Toad: ...
Peasley: Birdo, your word is “Pink”.
Birdo: P-I-N-K.
Morton: That in its state of utter correctness is in fact correct in the most correct way!
Toad: Thank you... Morton. LEMMY! YOU’RE NEXT!
Lemmy: Cool.
Toad: Your word is-
Lemmy: W-E-B-M-A-S-T-E-R.
Toad: ... How did you know that was what I was going to say?
Lemmy: I peaked on your note cards.
Toad: DISQUALIFIED!
Peasley: Sorry Lemmy, but that IS the rules.
Lemmy walks away with a fudgesickle in hand.
Toad: NEXT! Goomba, your word is “Shorty”.
Goomba: Could you give me a hint?
Fawful: In answer to your request, I shall devise a poem to hint upon victory.
Toad: Here we go...
Fawful: Once in a field which was that of flowers, they were of shortness in stature as that of a bean sliced in half and placed on its side. That of-
Toad: That doesn’t rhyme, ya know.
Fawful: Poems of similar words placed together like two-
Peach: He means to say all poems don’t have to rhyme. I’m taking more out of your pay!
Toad: ... Just spell it, Goomba.
Goomba: T-A-L-L.
Toad: No.
Goomba is squashed by a Thwomp dressed up as a bee.
Toad: LAST WORD BEFORE ROUND 2! Koopa Troopa, come spell it.
Koopa: Boy, oh boy!
Peach: I’m a girl!
Koopa: Oh... Girl, oh girl!
Peach: Better.
Peasley: Your word is “Shell”.
Koopa: S-H-E-L-L, shell.
Peasley: That is- *whispers to Morton* ... Hmmm? Oh yes... CORRECT!
Toad: Round 2! Finally! The people left are... Mario, Peach, Bowser (by force), Birdo, and Koopa Troopa.
Peasley: Mario you idiot, spell the word “Dummy”.
Mario: Do I have to capitalize the first letter?
Toad: Do you have to capitalize- No! You can’t capitalize something you’re spelling!
Mario: YEAH HUH! Capital D, then lowercase U-M-M-Y. Told ya!
Morton: Once again the state of being correct in correct context of the correct state in which some correct word could be correct, is CORRECT!
Toad: Where did all those socks go?! I can’t find any to shove in Morton’s mouth!
Morton offers his sock, and Toad stuffs it in his mouth.
Toad: Next up is... Peach. Your word is “U-G-L-Y”.
Peach: G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S.
Peasley: CORRECT!
Toad: 0_0
Bowser: Me next.
Toad: Your word is “B-I-G”.
Bowser: M-Z-Q-T-Y-R-M-Z!
Peasley: Sorry, but that is incorrect.
Bowser: You guys just don’t know how to spell! I’m leaving!
Toad: Best news I’ve heard all day! Now Birdo.
Birdo: My word please.
Toad: “Impatient” is your word.
Birdo: ... I only know how to spell pink.
Toad: ... Why am I not surprised?
Peasley: Spell “Pink” then.
Birdo: B-L-U-E, pink.
Toad: WRONG! GET OUT! Koopa, you are next. Your word is “B-E-E”.
Koopa: B.
Toad: You took the lazy way, you bum! *presses remote that opens trapdoor* AND YOU’RE OUTA HERE! Now... ROUND 3! Final round... Contestants are... Mario and Peach. You each have a chance to spell “Shakespeare”, now go!
Peach: M-O-Z-A-R-T.
Mario: I-D-I-O-T.
Toad: YOU’RE BOTH WRO-
Peasley: Peach is correct!
Mario: YAY! Well, you did your best, Peach. Sometimes it just isn’t enough.
Peach: Thanks Mario. Toad, I’m cutting your pay again! What’s my prize for winning?
Peasley: You get to throw Toad in jail!
Toad: What?!
They drag Toad to the Mushroom Kingdom Jail and Peach tosses him in.
Toad: One of these days, I’ll have my revenge. One of these days, I WILL succeed!
Narrator: Mmm... I don’t think so. You are too fun to pick on.
Toad: 0_0
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