One day Lemmy was balancing on his beachball when Iggy walked in the room, looking beat up and with his glasses broken.
Lemmy: What happened?
Iggy: Roy beat me up again!
Lemmy: Sooooooooo...
Iggy: So I'm running away and NEVER coming back.
Lemmy: Okay.
Iggy: I'll never be beaten up again! And I can open a glasses company so every time my glasses break I can get another pair instantly!
Lemmy: Okay.
Iggy: You'll NEVER see my face again ‘cause I'm going far away! Maybe even to Earth!
Lemmy: Okay.
Iggy: Goodbye forever!
Lemmy: Bye.
Iggy: Bye, see you later.
So Iggy packed his things (books, maps, etc) and took off. He took out a Warp Whistle and played a magical tune. The Warp Wind came and carried him to Grass Land.
Iggy: Maybe I can live here.
Larry: Is that you, Iggy? You didn't tell me you would be visiting.
Iggy: I'm not visiting, I'm moving.
Larry: Okay.
Iggy: I'm sick of Roy!
Larry: Okay.
Iggy: So I'm living here.
Larry: Not okay.
Iggy: WHAT?
Larry: Remember when you cut down my Piranha Plant?
Iggy: No.
Larry: Well this is payback. Now goodbye, and good luck.
Iggy walked away from Grass Land towards the desert.
Iggy: Maybe Morton will-
Iggy tripped over a bone.
Iggy: Hey, who left this bone here?!
Dry Bones: There! That thing stole my bone!
Iggy: I'm not a thing, I'm-
A bunch of Dry Bones came and beat Iggy up.
Iggy: I'm not sure I want to live here.
Iggy trudged back to Grass Land, hoping to make a deal with Larry.
Larry: I thought I said to leave.
Iggy: What if I get you a new Piranha Plant?
Larry thought for a moment.
Larry: If you get me a Piranha Plant I will let you live here... for a short time.
Iggy: Okay! I'll be back.
So Iggy went to a local Toad.
Iggy: Hello, good sir. You wouldn't happen to have a Warp Whistle, would you?
Toad: Indeed, I do.
Iggy: How much do you want for it?
Toad: I want you to find Toadette.
Iggy: *sigh* Where did you last see her?
Toad: In the desert.
Iggy: *gulp*
So Iggy traveled to the desert and searched high and low for Toadette until...
Toadette: Help!
She was tied to a cactus and guarded by a Fire Bro.
Iggy: I need that Toadette.
Fire Bro: Why?
Iggy: Please don't ask.
Fire Bro: Why?
Iggy explained every detail of his journey.
Fire Bro: Okay. I will give her to you if you invest 104 coins in my smoothie shop.
Iggy: Okay.
Iggy paid the Fire Bro the money, got Toadette, brought her back to Toad, and got the Warp Whistle.
Iggy: Finally.
Iggy blew the Whistle and warped to Pipe Land.
Iggy: Can I have a Piranha Plant?
Ludwig: Can I have a pet fish?
Iggy: Why?
Ludwig: To bother you.
Travel...
Iggy: Can I have a fish?
Wendy: Can I have a pair of sunglasses?
Iggy: Why?
Wendy: To look my best... and bother you.
Travel...
Iggy: C-can I have a p-pair of sunglasses?
Roy: If you get me smoothie.
Iggy: Why?
Roy: Why can't I be thirsty?!
Roy beat Iggy up
Travel...
Iggy: One smoothie, please.
Fire Bro: Why?
Iggy explained his situation, again.
Fire Bro: Five coins.
Iggy surrendered the last of his money for the smoothie. He then gave it to Roy in exchange for sunglasses. He then gave the sunglasses to Wendy for a fish. He gave the fish to Ludwig and got a Piranha Plant.
Iggy: Here!
Larry took the Piranha Plant.
Larry: Thank you. Now get out.
Iggy: But you said if I got you a Piranha Plant you'd let me live here!
Larry: For a short time. It has been a few seconds.
Iggy returned to Castle Koopa.
Lemmy: I thought you ran away.
Iggy: I did, Lemmy. But in the short time I was gone, I realized that life outside the castle is harder than dealing with my siblings, so I will stay here for a few more years.
Lemmy: Which reminds me...
Lemmy handed Iggy a new pair of glasses.
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