It all happened on that fateful day, when Gourmet Guy finally did something besides eating. This Scribble is about Gourmet Guy.
Gourmet Guy was just sitting in the Toybox saying the same thing.
Gourmet Guy: I�m starving!
General Guy: I TOLD YOU, WE�LL EAT WHEN WE GET TO THE PARTY!
Gourmet Guy: What party?
Game Guy: The one with Chef Torte cooking the delicious cake. The cake is for his 20th anniversary.
Gourmet Guy: Okay, let�s go.
The Shy Guys arrive� to see Chef Torte crying.
Chef Torte: Vha! Vha! Vhy did this happen?
Gourmet Guy: What happened?
Chef Torte: A thief stole moi�s cake!
Gourmet Guy: I will find him! Who will join me?!
Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.
RSG: What�s all the hubbub?
Gourmet Guy: Hey Red Shy Guy, can you help me?
RSG: Sure. I have nothing better to do
RSG joins your party!
Gourmet Guy: Let�s go!
They walk for a long time then.
Gourmet Guy: Let�s take a 20-minute break.
RSG: 20 minutes?! We�ve been walking for only five minutes.
Gourmet Guy: Yeah, but I�m tired.
RSG: Where are we going?
Gourmet Guy: Tadpole Pond. The old frog should know something.
RSG: Hey, look! The entrance to Kero Sewers.
Gourmet Guy: Good. I�ll go first.
He jumps in but gets stuck on the warp pipe. RSG leaves for a few minutes, then comes back.
RSG: Megaton Hammer!
He smashes him with the Megaton Hammer and Gourmet Guy goes through the pipe. RSG follows. In the sewers, Gourmet Guy goes into the water, making it rise.
RSG: -_- Why me?
They continue and Gourmet Guy eats the Cheep Cheeps there. They walk and walk and they see a weird dog-like creature.
RSG: What the @#$%! is that thing?
Gourmet Guy: I don�t know?
Belome: I know what [i]you are. TASTY MEALS!
RPG Battle
Gourmet Guy 50/50
RSG 30/30
Vs.
Belome 100/100
Gourmet Guy stabs Belome. 4 damage.
RSG uppercuts him. 3 damage.
Belome uses Scarecrow Funk. RSG is now a scarecrow.
Gourmet Guy 50/50
RSG 30/30 Scarecrow.
Vs.
Belome 93/100
Gourmet guy pokes him. 2 damage.
RSG does nothing.
Belome: You look like a tasty meal.
Belome eats Gourmet Guy.
Belome: TAS- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He dies.
Battle Over.
Gourmet Guy cuts through Belome�s belly.
Gourmet Guy: I think he died from a heart attack.
RSG: No duh.
They go through the Midas River course. Then they see Tadpole Pond.
Frogficious: What do you want to ask for?
Gourmet Guy: Who stole Chef Torte�s cake?
Frogficious: I heard the thief went to the Forest Maze.
Gourmet Guy: Oh @#$%!
RSG: Well, let�s get going.
They continue through Rose Way. 25 minutes later they arrive in Rose Town.
Mayor: Hello, you two. What brings you to Rose Town?
Gourmet Guy: We are here to find a thief who headed to the Forest Maze.
Mayor: Well, just go north from here.
RSG: Thanks.
They soon see the entrance to the Forest Maze.
RSG: Remember, beware the Forest Mushrooms.
Gourmet Guy: What?
Amanita: DIE!
Gourmet Guy eats him, then spits the Amanita back out.
Gourmet Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! That was disgusting!
RSG: I told you beware. Now let�s go.
They continue and get lost.
Gourmet Guy: I hate mazes. There�s no food in them.
RSG: The thief has the cake, remember.
Gourmet Guy: Wait, I have an Idea.
He leaves by farting, then 10 minutes later he comes back.
RSG: Where were you?
Gourmet Guy: Getting this. DIN�S FIRE!
He uses Din�s Fire from Ocarina of Time and the whole forest catches on fire.
???: So you found me, see.
RSG: Yes.
???: Now you fight us, see.
RPG Battle
Gourmet Guy 50/50
RSG 30/30
Vs.
Popple 70/70
Croco 80/80
Gourmet Guy uses Din�s Fire. 10 damage to everyone around him.
RSG uses Megaton Hammer. 10 damage to Croco.
Popple uses Steal. He steals the Megaton Hammer.
Croco uses Steal. He steals Din�s Fire.
Gourmet Guy 50/50
RSG 20/30
Vs.
Popple 60/70
Croco 60/80
RSG: I have an idea, but I need that Megaton hammer.
Gourmet Guy uses Squish. Popple gets squished and takes 8 damage.
RSG quickly uses Borrow. He gets the Megaton Hammer.
Popple uses Bob-omb on RSG. 5 damage.
Croco uses Din�s Fire. 10 damage to everyone around him.
Gourmet Guy 40/50
RSG 5/30
Vs.
Popple 42/70
Croco 60/80
RSG bounces off Gourmet Guy�s stomach while the other two beat him up.
Gourmet Guy 25/50
RSG 5/30
Vs.
Popple 32/70
Croco 50/80
RSG: To the rescue!
The Megashell runs over both Popple and Crocco.
Battle Over.
The cake appears.
Gourmet Guy: Sweet!
RSG: Let�s go.
They take the Megashell back to Toad Town.
Chef Torte: Mon due! You have brought back Moi�s cake! Moi iz so happy!
Gourmet Guy: Yeah, it tastes great.
Chef Torte: Vhat?
Gourmet Guy: I took a little nibble.
Chef Torte: Iziot! I vas supposed to have it for everyone!
Gourmet Guy: I sa-
Chef Torte: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
He just gets blasted away by Gourmet Guy�s ffat.
RSG: *sigh* Why did I agree to this?
Gourmet Guy: I�m hungry!
RSG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The End
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