One day at the Mushroom Kingdom inside Peach's castle, Toad has just finished washing the dishes.

Toad: Man, I wish I had a better job than this! My hands are wrinkly from washing. If Peach is so rich, why doesn't she have a dishwasher?

Toadsworth comes into the room

Toadsworth: I heard what you just said, Toad, for no reason at all I was listening to you.

Toad: Mind your own business!

Toadsworth: I say, you should mind your own business, who talks to himself when he washes dishes?

Toad: Me, and maybe if we had a dishwasher, we wouldn't be having this conversation and we could get on with our chores.

Toadsworth: Well, Toad, you�re the best Toad we�ve got around here, you do deserve a little extra money, don't you?

Toad: Duh, you think so?!

Toadsworth: I say! If you�re going to make fun of this situation, then no-

Toad: Wait, ok!

Toadsworth: But...

Toad: Oh no! I don't like that "but". It ALWAYS means trouble of some sort!

Toadsworth: Why, I never do believe I said "but..." around you.

Toad: Oh, well go on.

Toadsworth: Yes, you must go on to Wario's house and take back a ring. The ring is the color red and has an S on it.

Toad: What's so important about the ring?

Toadsworth: I don't kno. Now go do the task, bring it back by tomorrow at 7:00, and we have a deal!

Toad: All right, what do I got to lose?

Toad and Toadsworth shake on the deal.

Toadsworth: And if you don't give me the ring in time, I shall cut your pay!

Toad: That's not fair! Besides, you didn't say it was in the deal!

Toadsworth: Well stop screaming about, I say, and get on with the duty.

Toad: Fine!

So Toad goes out of the castle and goes to Wario's house. There he bumps into a person.

Toad: Ow! You clumsy-

Mario: Hi Toad!

Toad: Oh no! What are YOU doing here? EVERY TIME I'm doing something, MARIO comes! MAN!

Mario: That's right, I'm a man. Not a womsn.

Toad: *sigh* Must I ask, what are you doing here, Mario?

Mario: Visiting Wario and Waluigi.

Toad: Is that why you have that cake?

Mario: What are you talking about?

Toad: I don't know. And I'm beginning to not care much either anymore.

Mario: Well, see you.

Toad: Whatever.

Toad looks at Wario's window to see him wearing the ring

Toad: Wario's not getting in my way of getting that ring!

Later...

Toad: This pizza man disguise should fool Wario!

DING DONG!

Wario: Come in!

Toad opens the door and has a pizza.

Toad: Pizza's here!

Wario grabs the pizza and slams the door.

Toad: Well, I should have known that would happen. Maybe I should just wait until Wario is sleeping and takes his ring off! Great-

Waluigi opens the door and takes Toad inside the house.

Toad: LET GO OF ME!

Waluigi throws Toad on a chair.

Mario: Hello Toad, YOU were coming to Wario and Waluigi's house too? What a surprise!

Toad: Yeah, big surprise... Now give me that ring, Wario, or do I have to beat you up for it?

Wario: Here, take it. It's worthless anyway.

Wario throws Toad the ring, but out of nowhere Bowser comes and swipes it away

Bowser: FINALLY! I got the ring I was wanting all this time until Wario would throw it in the air!

Toad: That's pointless, you could just scare-

Bowser: Shut up, you�re spoiling the moment!

Toad: Yes sir.

Bowser: If you want this ring back, come to my castle!

Bowser calls his Clown Copter.

Bowser: See you!

Bowser jumps into the Clown Copter and smashes through Wario's wall.

Wario: Oh no, my ceiling!

Toad: It was your-

Wario: Help me fix the ceiling, Waluigi and Mario!

Mario: Anything for you, supposed-to-be rival.

Toad: But the ring!

Waluigi: So, what's important about that piece of junk?

Toad: My job is on the line for that piece of junk!

Mario: I won't help you, Toad!

Toad: Should have seen that coming... I'll get it myself then!

Toad walks out of Wario's house and marches over to Bowser�s castle and opens the door

Toad: Hello?!

Bowser: Hi Mario... Luigi?

Bowser takes a good look at Toad

Bowser: The pizza man? Why do they always come when I don't WANT a pizza...? Does the pizza have pepper on it?

Toad: I'm not your dang pizza man! Give me that ring, Bowser!

Bowser: Oh, this piece of junk?

Toad: Why does it keep getting called a piece of junk?

Bowser: Because it is, gosh!

Toad: ...

Bowser: Larry, Ludwig, Lemmy, get in here!

Larry, Ludwig and Lemmy come in the room

Toad: Where's the rest of the Koopalings? And why did you call them out, because there names start with L's?

Bowser: Yeah, today is L day for the family. Ok, now get him! While I fix up a sandwich.

Bowser goes to fix himself a sandwich and the three Koopalings back Toad into a corner.

Toad: I WANT TO LIVE!

Lemmy: Shut up!

Larry: Wait, this isn't Mario.

Ludwig: I can explain this. Toad wants the ring that King Dad has, as he needs it to get a raise for his job. The poor Toads.

Toad: What have you been doing, following me?

Ludwig: Possibly... or my new invention can tell me what's happening to a person, and his thoughts and plenty more.

Toad: Look, let's just keep on going with this.

Lemmy: Wait, that would be to easy.

Larry: What's not?

The three Koopalings start babbling on, as Toad sneaks away and goes into the kitchen to find Bowser munching on a sandwich, with the ring next to him.

Bowser: DELICIOUS! Man, can I make a sandwich or what?

Toad goes over and takes the ring and runs off.

Bowser: Now to get my ring and-

Bowser looks for the ring on the counter, but it�s not there. Bowser looks everywhere until...

Bowser: NO! I ate the ring! Or Toad stole it... He shall pay the BLLLC!

Later, Toad is back with the ring. He finds Toadsworth in Peach�s Castle and gives him the ring.

Toad: Here, and it's 6:59 PM! Now can a get a raise?

Toadsworth: Sorry Toad, I meant AM. Not PM.

Toad: You mean I was gone for a whole DAY for nothing? How was I gone for a full DAY?! And you�re just being cruel to me now, give me a raise!

Toadsoworth: Well, your paycheck was docked for missing a day. You must have dozed off on the way, I saw you outside sleeping before you charged in here.

Toad: Well, that explains why I have leaves and grass in my mouth, but that's not FAIR!

BLLLC comes in.

Bowser: All right Toad, the Bowser, Lemmy, Larry, and Ludwig Clan is here to take back that ring!

Toad: Now that's a lame name.

Bowser: You shut up!

Toad: I gave it to-

Bowser and the three sons beat up on Toad.

Toad: It's not -ow- fair�!

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