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The Koopalings Play Guitar Hero
 
By zz1666

11/1/08

It was a typical day at Castle Koopa. Ludwig was busy getting beat by his siblings, yet again, at Mario Party 8, Mario Kart Wii, and Mario Super Sluggers.

Ludwig: Blast it, why do I always lose?!

Larry: You're just not good at videogames.

Roy: You're horrible, just give up videogames, you'll never win.

Ludwig: This game just cheats, that's all.

Lemmy: You've been beat at every videogame we own.

Ludwig: I bet I could beat you at a game we don’t own.

Iggy: But that's impossible, we have every videogame.

Morton: Wait, I thought there was one we don’t have.

Wendy: Oh yeah, but that game looks stupid, we don’t need it.

Ludwig: You don't need it because you can't beat me.

Larry: No, it just seems boring.

Ludwig: I'll show you I can play videogames. I'll find that one game, buy it, and beat you all.

Ludwig laughs evilly for about 10 minutes.

Lemmy: You really need to work on your evil laugh.

Ludwig: Too bad!

Ludwig grabs 100 coins and runs down to the videogame store.

Ludwig: Now all I got to do is find the one game that we don't own.

Ludwig starts searching up and down the aisles until he sights a game that he has never seen back home.

Ludwig: What's this?

Ludwig grabs the game off the shelf.

Ludwig: “Guitar Hero 3”? I don't think we own this game. This is perfect, I mean, I'm the most musical in the family, I should be naturally good at this game.

Ludwig brings the game up to the clerk.

Ludwig: I would like to purchase this game.

Clerk: That'll be 120 coins.

Ludwig: That can't be right; the game only costs 60 coins.

Clerk: Well today is double the cost day, and everything gets doubled in price.

Ludwig: You totally made that up.

Clerk: So what? Now get 20 more coins or else no game for you.

Ludwig robs a Koopa walking down the aisle.

Clerk: So you have 120 coins. That will be 120 more.

Ludwig: $^ #*%*!

Clerk: Calm down, I'm only joking. Now take your game and leave.

Ludwig skips all the way home while singing a happy song about being happy because he is happy that he is finally happy.

Ludwig: Guys, I bought the videogame we don't have!

Ludwig shows them Guitar Hero.

Iggy: That game doesn’t look as lame as it did on TV.

Lemmy: Well plug it in, and let's see how it is.

Ludwig inserts Guitar Hero into the disk slot. The game appears on the screen.

Morton: This looks cool!

The screen blinks "choose your difficulty".

Ludwig: I'll start off with easy so I can show you novices what a perfect performance looks like.

Ludwig chooses the song Slow Ride. He fails it after 5 seconds.

Ludwig; What?! That’s impossible!

Larry: Let me try.

Ludwig: Try not to be intimidated when you cannot perform this game, as it is very difficult.

Larry hits every note on Slow Ride.

Larry: That was fun!

Roy: You're really good, Larry.

Ludwig; Impossible! How can he play this and I can't?

Iggy: Try a harder song.

Larry: Hmm, this song sounds tough.

Larry chooses the song Raining Blood. Larry beats the song and the "you rock" message appears on the screen.

Larry: I rock!

Roy: Let me try!

Ludwig: Roy, you are far too inferior for a game this complex.

Roy chooses the song The Metal, and hits all but one note.

Roy: I am amazing at this!

Roy smashes the guitar on the ground, breaking it.

Lemmy: Roy, you're not a real rock star!

Ludwig: Don't worry; I'll exchange this guitar for a new one, as there must be something wrong with it. That's why I am not good at this.

Ludwig runs all the way down to the store.

Ludwig: Good day, clerk, I would like to purchase this guitar for Guitar Hero, as mine wasn't working.

Clerk: Ok, that will be 90 coins.

Ludwig: Impossible, it only costs 30.

Clerk: It's triple the cost day.

Ludwig: This is outrageous!

Clerk: Nope. This is Sparta!

An Ukiki comes up to the clerk.

Ukiki: I would like to purchase this Gameboy for 20 coins.

Ludwig: Sorry Ukiki, it’s triple the cost day.

Clerk: Ok, that will be 20 coins.

Ludwig: What?! You totally made up triple the cost day just to make me mad.

Ludwig grabs the guitar and runs out of the store.

Clerk: Security, we have a thief on the loose.

Three massive Sledge Bros. start chasing after Ludwig. Ludwig puts on a funny mask.

Sledge Bro: You the thief?

Ludwig: Nope, it's him

Ludwig points to Morton.

Morton: I'm not a thief.

Sledge Bro: You thief, you must go to jail.

Morton: Ludwig, you jerk. You did this to get me out of this Scribble.

Ludwig: Exactly, now get out of my Scribble!

Ludwig heads home with the new guitar. The Koopalings are asleep.

Ludwig: I'm going to play all night, and when they wake up, I'll show them how good I am.

Several hours and several failed attempts later, the Koopalings wake up and head into the living room. Ludwig has made it past the first minute of Slow Ride on easy for the first time all night, but just barely.

Ludwig: I can do this!

Ludwig hits the last note while barely managing to make it to the end.

Ludwig: I ROCK!!!

A message appears on the screen saying "you stink!"

Lemmy: Ha-ha!

Roy: You stink!

Ludwig: Impossible, I passed the song, how did I not get the "you rock" message?!

Iggy: You stink, that's all.

Ludwig: Ugh!

Ludwig falls asleep, and awakes to Larry playing Guitar Hero.

Lemmy: Ludwig, look how good Larry is!

Larry is playing Through The Fire And Flames on expert.

Ludwig: Impossible, how is he hitting all those notes?!

Larry: I'm skilled, that's all.

Two minutes later Larry finishes Through the Fire And Flames and gets 100%. A message appears on the screen saying "you are a rock legend".

Larry: I'm a legend!

Ludwig: I can't take this anymore!

Ludwig picks Larry up and throws him out of the Scribble.

Ludwig: Now stay out of my Scribble!

Roy: Calm down.

Ludwig: No!

Ludwig throws Roy out of the Scribble.

Ludwig: I hate Guitar Hero!

Iggy: You're just naturally bad at videogames, like Roy is naturally bad at math.

Ludwig: SHUT UP!

Ludwig throws Iggy out of his Scribble.

Wendy: W-

Before Wendy can say anything, Ludwig throws her out of the Scribble.

Lemmy: Get out of my Land!

Ludwig: MAKE ME!

Not only does Ludwig throw Lemmy out of the Scribble, he also throws him out of Lemmy's Land. He takes a jar of paint and paints Ludwig over Lemmy on the Lemmy’s Land sign.

zz: Get out of Lemmy's Land!

Ludwig: No, go die!

Ludwig throws zz out of the Scribble.

Ludwig: Wait, I just threw the author out! No, this means the Scribble must end, and I still can't play Guitar Hero! Noooooo!

The End

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