Fireball: Hello, and welcome to-

Roy: Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show! Where we talk about-

Mario: Random, awesome, extreme, new things, that make no sense, things!

Fireball: And today we have a brand new show for all of you! We’ve got some people in the crowd!

It shows a Goomba, Koopa, Larry, Luigi, and a Paratroopa in the crowd.

Fireball: More people then last time!

Mario: It's been a madhouse in here!

Roy: Indeed.

Mario: Today we have brand new things that don't make much sense at all!

Roy: As we just talked about a second ago, hm?

Fireball: Indeed.

Mario: I agree.

Roy: As so do I.

Fireball: So you can go to the bathroom for a second or two now...

59 seconds later…

Mario: Hello, and we’re back!

Roy: Now to start the show.

Fireball: Yes, why do people think Iggy is a wimp?

Mario: Well people just started it and put it in their stories and so on and so on.

Roy: He may be a wimp, but he can put up a fight.

Fireball: I see, from you beating him up all the time.

Mario: I was just going to say that.

Roy: I see.

Fireball: Indeed.

Mario: Can people eat a Cheep Cheep?

Roy: No, they’re fish!

Mario: And we can eat fish!

Fireball: We can just eat the other random fish.

Mario: I see.

Roy: Do you guys use mouthwash?

Fireball: Yes, it's important to have a clean mouth.

Roy: I don't.

Mario: Nice minty flavor.

Roy: Really?

Mario: Yes.

Fireball: You’re missing out on something.

Roy: I must try.

Fireball: Don't have it in your mouth for too long, it burns.

Roy: Thank you.

Mario: You’re welcome....

Fireball: Now let us go to Wario's Talk. Wario?

Wario: Heh heh... Pancakes!

Mario: WARIO!

Wario: Did someone yell my name in capital letters if this was a story?

Roy: Yes! Now talk, or whatever you do on Wario's Talk.

Wario: Fine! I'll talk! In latest news, a Koopa named Ludwig had a problem with his chair, he fixed it... and... and Waluigi went to court today for  doing that ice cream bit to Bowser. He was found guilty after he said "I did not DO IT!" That should teach Waluigi and Bowser not to mess  with the great WARIO! Oh... you’re still watching... I mean... I can't believe it's not eggs!

Fireball: We all can't. Here’s what happened at the courtroom!

It shows a video of Waluigi in court

Judge: In that video, the man was fat, purple, and had a W on his hat... It was YOU!

Waluigi: Wario was the-

Judge: You’re going to do 589 hours of Koopa service!

Waluigi: NOT-

SLAM SLAM

Judge: Court dismissed!

Back to the show...

Roy: Shocking! Right?

Mario: Indeed.

Fireball: I agree. It's now time for Lord Watcher Crump!

It shows Lord Crump hiding in a dumpster

Lord Crump: Hello, I’m here to tell you that, when you want to steal someone’s mail, I find the best place to hide is a dumpster, a man's best friend!

Yoshi: Yoshi won't hurt you!

Lord Crump comes out of the dumpster.

Lord Crump: Really?

Yoshi: Yoshi say nope.

Yoshi chases Lord Crump.

Mario: Back to us, I guess.

Roy: Yes.

Fireball: Now we leave you with Toad's Chest!

Toad: Hello and welcome to Toad's Chest!

Mario: We just said that!

Toad: Not hello and welcome!

Mario: Oh yeah... Keep going on.

Toad: Anyway, we got a brand new guest... Daisy!

Daisy: Hello!

Toad: Shut up, you loser!

Daisy: HEY!

Toad: You stink!

Daisy: WHY YOU-

Toad: Pick a chest- one, two or three- it may have something good, bad, or equal!

Daisy: THREE!

Toad: It's a mic, but you stink at singing, so if anyone hears you sing, run!

Daisy starts to sing. Koops then comes and beats Daisy up

Toad: Heh heh... Eggs.

Fireball: Thank you, Toad!

Toad: You’re not welcome, Fireball.

Roy: We now have something new to add to the show, and it's "You know what grinds my shell". Ludwig!

Ludwig: Thank you, thank you.

Mario: It's what we do best.

Luigi: You mean, you’re good at lying, cheating, and stealing.

Fireball, Roy, and Mario: That's what we do best!

Luigi: *sigh* Remind me why I come here.

Fireball: To help ratings!

Luigi: Whatever!

Ludwig: Now can I go on?!

Roy: Yes.

Ludwig: You know what grinds my shell? Lemmy's Land! We don't get paid anything for being there! I mean, at least the Koopalings should  get paid... The taxpayers’ money is going to Lemmy... I mean, Super Koopas work hard... So yeah! That grinds my shell!

Mario: Thanks, Ludwig!

Ludwig: It's what I do for the show.

Fireball: Now we leave you to Singing with Two Left Mouths!

Larry: Hello, and here we are at the lame singing place! We pick random people off the street to come sing for us! And here are the three people...

Goombario: Hello everybody!

Grodus: Ack ack ack ack- *COUGH COUGH*

Goombella: I'm smart and stuff!

Larry: All start with the letter G... Goombario, you can go first!

Goombario: I'm... a Goomba out there, trying to get a piece of cake and when I do, I'll stuff it in my mouth! With a bucket of eggs... going down to my belly, where I say "I'm full".

Larry: That was ok. Grodus!

Grodus: *COUGH COUGH COUGH* X-Nauts rule! YEAH! *COUGH*

Larry: Excellent! Goombella!

Goombella: I'm smart and stuff!

Larry: Ok, let's let you vote! 1 for Goombario, 2 for Grodus, and 3 for Goombella!

1 minute and 29 seconds later...

Larry: The runner-up is... GOOMBARIO!

Goombario: I'm so *sniff* happy!

Larry: You win 7 coins!

Goombario: YEAH!

Larry: And the winner is... OH MY GOODNESS, GRODUS! GOOD JOB! YOU WIN 22 COINS!

Grodus: *cough*

Larry: Goombella gets a kick from Koops.

Koops kicks Goombella.

Goombella: My pride...

Larry: Back to you guys!

Fireball: Thanks there, Larry. That's it for today, everyone. I hope you had a good time, and see you next time-

Mario: Here at our show-

Roy: Which is funny and stuff at-

Fireball, Roy, and Mario: Fireball, Roy, and Mario's Show!