One day at the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Toad, Wario, and Waluigi are hanging out and are bored even though they are hanging out doing nothing... Yeah.

Mario: I'm bored.

Luigi: MARIO! You’ve been saying that for the last hour!

Waluigi: What are we even doing anyway?

Toad: Can you not read what it says at the top? We’re hanging out!

Waluigi: What thing at the top?

Wario: Shut up, Waluigi!

Yoshi: Yeah!

Mario: Let's have a party!

Wario: NO!

Waluigi: Be quiet, Wario!

Everyone looks at Waluigi.

Everyone but Waluigi: Only we can say that, loser!

Waluigi: Losers...

Toad: Moron!

Yoshi: YOSHI SAY STOP FIGHT!

Luigi: Yoshi is right.

Yoshi: LET'S TAKE OUT LUIGI FOR PROBLEM!

Luigi: Ok, that's it.

Mario hits everyone on the head with a frying pan

Mario: Stop fighting.

Waluigi: Where did you get that frying pan, Mario?

Mario: ... Anyway, the point is to not fight right now.

Yoshi: When shall Yoshi clobber Luigi?

Mario: I don't know...

Yoshi: Yoshi?

Toad: What's that mean?

Wario: I don't know.

Toad: Waluigi! Remember you’re not robbing any places today.

Waluigi: THAT WAS WARIO!

Wario: Liar... What a shame.

Waluigi: WAIT ‘TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

Wario: Right...

Mario: Hehe.

Toad: What?

Mario: … I… broke your house again... Soooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrryy.

Toad: A long sorry won't do it, Mario.

Mario: ... Really?

Luigi: Moron!

Toad: What happened this time?

Mario: Well I was driving a train...

Flashback…

Mario: Sweet! I'm driving a train.

Random Koopa: Look out for that house.

Mario: What house?

Random Koopa: How come the rails lead to that house...?

Mario: ... We’re on rails?

CRASH CRASH CRASH!

End of Flashback…

Mario: …And that's what happened to your house.

Toad: ...

Yoshi: Yoshi think that funny.

Wario: The great Wario must agree... Ha.

Toad: Oh shut up.

Waluigi: Hey! Mouth, Toad.

Luigi: *sigh*

Waluigi: *groan, sigh, sigh, groan, sniff, sniff* question mark...

Wario: Waluigi! Chill! Like that time I was with my apple.

Flashback…

Wario: You’re a good friend, Mister Apple.

Apple: ...

Wario eats the apple.

Wario: WHERE DID HE GO?! WALUIGI STOLE HIM! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

End of Flashback…

Wario: …And that was how Waluigi ruined my day.

Mario: That was touching.

Yoshi: Yoshi agree.

Toad: Toad!

Luigi: I think I speak for us all when I say not to say that again.

Toad: Losers...

Luigi: This makes no sense at all... like that time I went somewhere.

Flashback…

Luigi is gone somewhere.

End of Flashback…

Mario: That was a bad flashback!

Luigi: NO!

Mario: YES!

Wario: Wario!

Yoshi: Yoshio!

Toad: This is soooooooooo stupid!

Waluigi: Toad is wrong! Let's go to Bowser's castle!

They all go for some weird reason, and knock on the door. Bowser is there with all his Koopalings, with Peach tied up right behind them with tape on her mouth.

Bowser: You here for Peach, Mario?

Mario: No.

Peach: ...

Wario: We came here for no reason.

Bowser: I see.

Lemmy: You guys are morons.

Toad: Look at me! I'm Lemmy Koopa! I own Lemmy's Land and I'm so cool.

Lemmy: Well I do sound like that.

Toad: It was an insult.

Roy: Shut it, Toad.

Luigi: Yeah!

Roy: You as well, Green Hat!

Luigi: It's Luigi!

Wendy: Would you stop fighting?

Roy and Luigi: No...

Iggy: *sigh*

Waluigi: Stop that sighing!

Iggy: I can do what I please.

Mario: ... Need a napkin.

Ludwig: I'm more mature than to fight like some beast.

Yoshi: Your inventions stink.

Ludwig: Like you can do better.

Yoshi: Oh, Yoshi can do better.

Yoshi holds out an awesome weird thing that looks like an invention he made.

Ludwig: Grrrrrrrrrr!

Larry steals Wario's wallet and Wario steal's Larry's wallet

Wario and Larry: You stole my wallet!

Morton: You guys are so silly fighting like this, I am the second youngest and I do not fight like this you morons! I have more sense than you,  you, you, you, you, you, you, you-

Bowser throws Morton far away.

Lemmy: Let's go somewhere.

So they do. Lord Crump, Grodus, and X-Naut Dude come.

Lord Crump: We can't shoot pool or play cards with this racket! Buh! Buh Huh! Buh Huh Huh Huh!

Grodus: Yes... Gack ack ack ack!

X-Naut Dude: Freaky, dude.

Larry: What's with the dude stuff, dude... Now you got me saying it!

X-Naut Dude: Like, your problem, like, dude.

Mario: Dude... Heh.

Bowser: Shut up, Mario!

Mario: I can beat you up you know, Bowser!

Luigi: He can!

Iggy: And you can't.

Luigi: HEY! HEY! HEY!

Iggy: Loser!

Luigi: JERK!

Lemmy: Wario...

Wario: What can the great Wario do for the not great Lemmy?

Lemmy kicks Wario.

Lemmy: No more starring in games for a long time!

Wario: Who let you say who can star in what?

Lemmy: It's me now, because no one else does it!

Wario: WHY?!

Waluigi: *sigh*

Roy beats up Waluigi.

Roy: Saying don't sigh when you sigh... Lankypants!

Waluigi: Pink Shell!

Roy: I like my pink shell.

Wendy: ...

Toad: I JUST REMEMBERED MY HOUSE GOT HIT BY A TRAIN! MMMMMAAAARRRIIOOOOO! HELP!

Wendy: Calm down.

Toad: ...

Morton: Hello!

Bowser throws Morton far away.

Yoshi: Yoshi think this random.

Lord Crump: IT IS!

X-Naut Dude: Dudes, like, calm, like, down dudes, I think, like, like, like this is, like, random.

Grodus: It is you, dude!

Fireball comes onto the scene and sees everyone fighting. He then goes away.