One day Mario came back from a party and upset some people. When Mario got home he went over to the phone to listen to some messages...

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Wario: Mario, I am getting angry with the money problem you’re having! I'm going to go over there and get my money one way or another, Mario... One way or another.

Mario: Sounds harsh...

Wario: Oh, it is...

Mario: Wario, are you still on the phone?

Wario: Yes.

Mario: Read any good books lately?

Wario: Not really.

Mario goes to the next message.

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Bowser: Mario, remember when I said I was going to steal Peach on June 23? Well I kinda lied. I stole her today so come pick her up when you’re  ready. And all my Koopalings are going against you so go easy on Morton... He's sick.

Mario: Like I’m going to go easy on Morton... HA!

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Lemmy: Stop sending me pictures, Mario! I get it, I’m sorry I made fun of you on Singing with the Stars.

Mario: I was very good at that, Lemmy... VERY GOOD!

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Goomba: Why do you beat me up? It hurts…

Mario: Stop trying to attack me then, you moron!

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Koopa: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!

Mario: Again?

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Roy: I AM GOING TO GET YOU, MARIO, FOR MAKING ME WEAR YELLOW WITH A RED TIE!

Mario: That was a cool day.

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Luigi: Mario, you’ve got to help me! I'm at the jail and I can only get one phone call! Help me out, Brother!

Mario: I'll think about it.

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Toad: I AM TRYING TO CALL YOU BUT THIS STUPID MESSAGE MACHINE GOES ON! FIX MY HOUSE! YOUR STUPID AIRPLANE  CRASHED INTO MY HOUSE IN MARIO'S ARIPLANE! WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND FIX IT ALL READY?! YOU ARE THE  WORST EVER, MARIO! YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

Mario: He's right... I can't.

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Larry: How dare you steal my money?! REVENGE!

Mario: I'll be ready for revenge when I see it.

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Boo: That party was awesome... but you could have stopped beating me up! You shall pay, my friend...

Mario: I'm not your friend.

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Fireball: Mario, me and Roy are going to get the show ready... So come on over here so you don't miss the show.

Mario: I think I'll do what he said.

So Mario does.