One day at Mario’s house…
Luigi: The Price is Right is awesome!
Mario: I know!
Luigi turns the TV off
Luigi: I wish I had a show.
Mario: I could get you one.
Luigi: Really?
Mario: I was going to, but here's a ticket for it.
Luigi: Thanks, Bro!
Mario: Yeah.
So Luigi's show started the next day
Luigi: Hello, and welcome to Luigi's Show! We give people an IQ test, and if you get 100 percent you win a lot of money!
Everyone: Sweet!
Luigi: First up is Wario!
Wario comes up onstage.
Wario: The great Wario shall win that money!
Luigi: (whispering) Sure you are.
Wario: What?!
Luigi: (normal voice) Nothing! I will ask you ten questions, and if you get ten right you win!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: First question, how many Paper Mario games are there?
Wario: Well... As I see it I want to say four, but I think I'll say three.
Ding!
Luigi: Right?
Wario: Go me! Go me!
Luigi: Second question, how many Stars do you have to get in Paper Mario 2?
Wario: I don't know so I'll just say... Man! I wish I had a number seven from Peach's place.
Ding!
Luigi: Right again?!
Wario: Awesome!
Luigi: Third question, where do you live?
Wario: I forgot my cell phone at my house!
Ding!
Luigi: Right again?!
Wario: Wow! Not even the great Wario thought he was this smart!
Luigi: Same here!
Wario: HAHAHAHAHA! Money, here I come!
Luigi: Fourth question, what color is Mario's hat?
Wario: WOW! This is a tough one.
Luigi: Just answer the question.
Wario: Ummmmmmmmmmm. This is a tough question... Stop shining that red light on me!
Ding!
Luigi: Right?!
Wario: Only smart people would have got that!
Luigi: Fifth question, what's the name of Mario's house?
Wario: Oh my DAD! This is sooooooooo hard! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. What's the name of Mario's house?
Ding!
Luigi: Right?!
Wario: I'm better then I thought!
Luigi: Sixth question, what color is my hat?
Wario: Green is a nice color.
Ding!
Luigi: Come on!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: Seventh question, are you fat?
Wario: Who?
Luigi: You!
Wario: Yes, Mario is fat!
Ding!
Luigi: COME ON!
Wario: Money, here I come!
Luigi: Eighth question, can TEC talk?
Wario: Computers talk?!TEC? Who is TEC, the guy who can talk?
Ding!
Luigi: GRRRRRRR!
Wario: It's tensing!
Luigi: Ninth question, who does Mario always save?
Wario: You want to go to Peach's place!?
Luigi: No, I sa-
Ding!
Luigi: WHAT?!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: Last question, say what? What a dumb question!
Wario: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I want to say who... This is where the tough get tough.
Luigi: ...
Wario: What was the question again?
DING DING DING DING DING!
Wario: YES!
Luigi: There goes all my money.
Wario: SWEET!
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