Access to the Internet
 
By ParaBonz
Mario: Hey-a Luigi! A computer!  
 
Luigi: Yeah Mario, but-a we better get-a out of Peach's room! She'll-a kill us if-a she finds us-a here.  
 
Mario: Ohhhh... It has-a access to the Internet...  
 
Luigi: MARIO!!! DON'T-A MOVE-A ANYTHING!!!  
 
Mario logs on to the Internet and goes to www.google.com.  
 
Luigi: Why-a Google?  
 
Mario: Me want-a to illegally download-a games!  
 
Luigi: BUT-A YOU DON'T-A KNOW-A HOW TO ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD-A GAMES!!!  
 
Mario: Will you-a show me?  
 
Luigi: OF COURSE-  
 
He pauses for a second.  
 
Luigi: I-a will.  
 
He illegally downloads games for Mario. 5 seconds later the F.B.I. appears out of nowhere.  
 
F.B.I. Agent 1: You under federal arrest for illegally downloading games, over.  
 
Luigi: You'll-a never catch-a me, coppers!  
 
He jumps out a window.  
 
F.B.I. Agent 2: Roger that. He just jumped out a window! After him!  
 
F.B.I. Agent 3: Affirmative.  
 
The 3 all jump out the window and chase down Luigi.  
 
Mario: Finally, some-a peace.  
 
He starts surfing the net. Click Click, typing sounds, click, beep beep beep.  
 
Mario: Cool-a! Smashbros.com! I-a want a Nintendo Wii too-a!  
 
Mario then starts to watch videos.  
 
Mario: Haha! Funny monkey!  
 
Diddy: Gimme my cheese, Banana!  
 
Banana: Finders keepers, losers are fat people like Wario!  
 
Diddy: That isn't how it goes!  
 
Banana: I know, but cheese does!  
 
Diddy: That makes no sense!  
 
Banana: I know, but cheese does!  
 
Diddy faints.  
 
Mario: I-a will now-a enter the-a chatroom.  
 
Mario: Is anybody here? Hello...  
 
Shyguy101: Who are you? Are you Italian?  
 
Goomba17: Who cares!  
 
Mario: The Italians, like me!  
 
Rexman2.0: That explains why Italians are fat.  
 
Mario: That's racism!  
 
Rexman2.0: No it's not. This is: $#@^#@%^%$#!@% ITALIANS!!!  
 
Shyguy101: Nice...  
 
Mario: I hate all of you!  
 
BowserthekrazymanNo.623451: AND WE ALL HATE YOU, STUPID VIDEOGAME HERO!!!  
 
Mario leaves the chatroom. And ad appears on the screen.  
 
Mario: Ohh... An ad... Must click...  
 
Click!  
 
Mario's eye starts twitching.  
 
Mario: I'M-A BLIND!!! THIS-A COMPUTER IS NOT-A RATED E FOR-A EVERYONE! AHHHHH!!! WHO-A KNEW PEACH WAS-A LIKE-A THAT?!  
 
He then falls off the chair.  
 
Peach: Mario! What are you doing in my room, you idiot?!  
 
Mario: I'm on the Internet.  
 
Peach looks at the screen and slaps Mario out of the castle.  
 
Peach: I'm telling on you!  
 
Mario: Owowowowowowowowowow!!!!  
 
Peach leaves the room and Yoshi comes in.  
 
Yoshi: Yoshi want see all commotion.  
 
He sees the screen.  
 
Yoshi: YOSHI TAKE BACK!!! AHHH!!!  
 
He falls unconscious, and Toad enters.  
 
Toad: Hey! A PC!  
 
Toad looks at the screen.  
 
Toad: That's all the commotion?! A picture of an outdated movie?! OH MY DAD! That is so stupid. I hoped it was something more interesting, like burping monkeys.  
 
Toad's voice slowly fades...  
 
Toad: I mean who cares if The Super Mario Bros. Movie didn't get a rating higher than 2? Just because Mario and Luigi didn't act! OMD!!  
 
The End

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