Yoshi walks past Karma

Karma: He's so cute…

Ludwig: Vat! Vat does he have dat I do not?

Karma: Looks, talent, brains…

Ludwig: I have one of those things. I vill challenge him!

Karma: That's not a good idea.

Event #1: Race

Ludwig: With my newly made mechanical legs, I vill win for sure!

Referee Toad: Ready, set, go!

During the race Ludwig's mechanical legs break down.

Ludwig: Oh no! I have to win!

Referee: And the winner is Yoshi!

Event #2: Swimming

Ludwig: Good thing I have a submarine.!

Referee: Hey! That’s not fair!

Ludwig breathes fire on him.

Referee: New rule, you can have submarines.

Ludwig takes the lead, then a Cheep Cheep bites his air tank.

Ludwig: Where did this wall come from?

Cheep Cheep: This is gonna get ugly…

Ludwig’s submarine explodes and he loses.

Event #3: Lava Fighter

Ludwig: Is this really necessary?

Karma: Yeah.

Ludwig: But this could get us killed!

Referee: (tired) Readysetgo.

Ludwig spits fire at Yoshi, but he reflects them, burning Ludwig’s hair.

Ludwig: My beautiful hair!

While he's distracted, Yoshi hits him into the lava.

Ludwig: Ha! If you think lava will beat me...

Ludwig’s hair burns off

Ludwig: Noooooooooooooooooo!

Back at the castle...

Ludwig: Rematch! I vant a rematch

Karma: Any more rematches and you will be dead.

Ludwig falls and Mario and Luigi step on him

Ludwig: Ack!

Luigi: Did you hear that?

Mario: Yoshi!

Yoshi comes and steps on Ludwig too

Mario: Mushroom Wars 3 is in theaters right now.

Luigi: We'll-a be first in line for everything!

Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Karma all run over Ludwig. Morton steps on Ludwig and begins giving a speech

Ludwig: My ears are bleeding!

When they come back...

Mario: Let’s have a party!

Luigi: But where?

Karma: I've got it, Ludwig's room!

Ludwig: VAT?!

They all have a huge party with everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Ludwig (still on the ground): Can't I ever win?

Toad: No!