We join Bowser on a game show hosted by Don Luigi.

Don Luigi: Welcome to Killer's Killer, the game show where you pass a test to get the supplies to kill Mario! Our guest today, Bowser!

Bowser: Yeah, yeah. What do I gotta do?

Don Luigi: All you have to do is eat a Titan Dweevil while fighting Crazy Hand, Giga Bowser, Mewtwo, and Ganondorf.

Bowser: No problem

Captain Olimar: A Titan Gweevil is a massive, four-legged, weapon-wielding spider.

Bowser: Oh, geez.

Don Luigi: START!

Crazy Hand: Heh heh heh heh heh.

[bowser jumps down a hole and Ganondorf and Crazy hand fall in too, but Bowser somehow flies out and the other 2 die, while Mewtwo and Giga Bowser get smited by Titan Dweevil.

Titan Dweevil: By now Bowser is surely tired. Hey, how'd I get in his stomach?

Don Luigi: You won! Here's your Super Scope!

Bowser: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Don Luigi: Now you can kill Mario with your SNES!

Bowser faints and Master Hand knocks him clear back to the castle for killing Crazy Hand.